quot = new Array()
quot[1] = "Death and his mistress live in Boston, where they kill anyone who tries to disturb some powerful spell that destroyed the infamous vampire-mummy Artimus.";
quot[2] = "Orpheus' severed head sings on in the world, and Michael Jackson used it to become a famous pop star.";
quot[3] = "God is really a vampire.";
quot[4] = "The collapse of '14 was really caused by a secretive corpse visiting LA for the fith times five time and causing some evil magic to work or goddess to awaken. The area was known then as the Land of Thud for unknown reasons, and something more than human was said to have walked the streets with a sign saying <b>Doom!<\/b>";
quot[5] = "The Loch Ness Monster owns Blockbuster.";
quot[6] = "The sign in the Land of Thud was really <b>Dumb!<\/b> - and was proven because people would rather have the world end than know the truth about themselves.";
quot[7] = "There's a story that if you enter the right McDonalds at the right time you enter another world. Another story said that said world is the source of whatever McDonalds uses for meat.";
quot[8] = "America is making a comeback ... be afraid. Be very afraid.";
quot[9] = "The gods of Mexico are moving north.";
quot[10] = "Faline owns the rights to the Freddy movies.";
quot[11] = "If you ever meet a true wanderer, you should always do what they ask - they might be angels, or vampires.";
quot[12] = "Priests are just mages and don't know it.";
quot[13] = "The San Andeas fault destroyed San Fransisco as a sign from God.";
quot[14] = "Druids sacrifice babies for magick.";
quot[15] = "There is one word that can work more magic than any other. It begins with 'p' and ends with 'e'.";
quot[16] = "The San Andreas fault was God's first plague to us, as He gave to the Egyptians. Watch for what happens in L.A., the city of <i>angels<\/i>.";
quot[17] = "There is a man in Ireland who knows the truth about Trail, but there are 10 of him and he should be missing one eye.";
quot[18] = "The ozone layer is really a reality shield made by human minds. When magic rises it will be destroyed and we'll die like the dinosaurs did.";
quot[19] = "Arnold was a vampire during the filming of Terminator 7.";
quot[20] = "There are only one real god and one real goddess: the rest are just masks.";
quot[21] = "Every time a spell is cast, a sperm dies.";
quot[22] = "Hitler's ghost is planning to have an army of undead conquer Russia.";
quot[23] = "Two dragons were at the heart of Trail's destruction, but no one knows why.";
quot[24] = "If five people are in a room, saying the ultimate magic word at the same time, they will be transported to another dimension.";
quot[25] = "Seizures are really invisible vampires sucking your blood, that's why you can't ever remember them.";
quot[26] = "Death goes to elementry school.";
quot[27] = "Every mall has a center of gravity for human souls. If you die in a mall you are sent to the fifth level of eternal hell and turned into a demon.";
quot[28] = "Due to a strange-looking group of vandals, carrying a croquet mallet is illegal in New York City (enforcable by severe beatings, like most other laws). ";
quot[29] = "Travel between different neighborhoods is strictly monitored, though there are those seedy people who know how to avoid the monitoring places.";
quot[30] = "The mayor's wife has a were-fetish.";
quot[31] = "There's an extremely good new band on the punk and alternative circuits.";
quot[32] = "A lot of recently manufactured ammo has been malfunctioning (perhaps due to relaxed regulations on manufacturing, as the central government has fallen by the wayside), prices for older ammo have risen.";
quot[33] = "Key volunteers in the undead rights movement have been supplied with zombie bodyguards.";
quot[34] = "The Electronic Freedom Foundation has taken advantage of the lull in central government, founding several <i>data havens<\/i>. Several businesses in New York City have followed suite, starting up unregulated, unmonitored storage facilities. The city government is supporting this.";
quot[35] = "Southern California didn't really sink--it's all just a media craze.";
quot[36] = "Southern California sunk because of an arcane ritual involving a water balloon and a five foot deep hole.";
quot[37] = "Southern California is still thriving underwater, as one would expect from those tenacious californians. They would be willing to pay large amounts of money for a variety of marijuana one could smoke underwater.";
quot[38] = "Though strange things have been happening in the Atlantic and the Pacific, the space between Russia and Alaska is safe, if anywhere populated by an army of supernaturals can indeed be called safe.";
quot[39] = "The Norse Gods have been Reborn.";
quot[40] = "Jesus has been reborn.";
quot[41] = "God is dead, his corpse was found in Southern California shortly before it sunk. There's a video tape of it being passed around for absurd amounts of money in the inner circle of rich people.";
quot[42] = "The mayor of Wisconsin is a vampire.";
quot[43] = "Radio waves are sentient beings.";
quot[44] = "After hearing music echoing down the streets of downtown manhatten people have suddenly become good samaritans or commited suicide.";
quot[45] = "A dragon with 4 people in armour was spotted flying near the Newyork Vermont Border.";
quot[46] = "Small towns in the midwest have been dissapearing completly with their populations every few weeks.";
quot[47] = "Aliens have landed in Austrailia and are trading technology and weapons.";
quot[48] = "Aliens in austrailia are trying to buy movie rights for earths world history from a minority perspective.";
quot[49] = "One of the causes for America's failed econemy was the failed <i>Project Backstep<\/i> A black-ops project funded by the united states government to send an agent back in time 7 days at a time to stop negative events from effecting the country before they can start.";
quot[50] = "Another version of <i>Project Backstep<\/i> is being rumored to being worked on in florida to send somone back 50 years and warn America about the worlds present cituation.";
quot[51] = "A telepathic superhuman in Brooklyn claims to be able to send messages back in time. Some naive people and buisness men often hire her to send themselves messages back in time to reap financial profit.";
quot[52] = "Vulcans have landed in southern Montana where a rogue scientist launched the first warp flight.";
quot[53] = "Spain has a secret army base under the moon's surface.";
quot[54] = "Goerge Lucas has risen as a zombie and intends to film Starwars 7 - 9. ";
quot[55] = "Gene Roddenberry has been unfrozen from his cryogenic grave and turned into a vampire.";
quot[56] = "Fox is trying to set up a Celeberty Boxing match between Zombie Lucas and Vampire Roddenberry in a no Holds barred match.";
quot[57] = "The Jedi religion originally made official in Great Britain during the year 2001 has become the official state religion of Egypt and Morroco where the self named <i>jedi<\/i> staged revolutions or had the majority of their following elected to political office.";
quot[58] = "Power Rangers have been sighted in various locations in north america. ";
quot[59] = "Godzilla has again attacked Japan. 2 Million dead.";
quot[60] = "Canada is breeding an army of mutant moose to invade and annex peices of the northern united states.";
quot[61] = "Dr. Evil has been spotted on a volcanic island in the south pacific. ";
quot[62] = "There have been recent sitings of were-vampire hybrids that look just like normal people, and aren't vulnerable to fire, sunlight, silver, etc.";
quot[63] = "Atlantis has resurfaced, and is run by an ancient order of necromancers.";
quot[64] = "Atlantis, the sinking of california, and the stories of aliens in the Bermuda Triangle are all mass hallucinations caused by the mind-control compounds the US government has been adding to the food and water in the US";
quot[65] = "The Statue of Liberty is a large Cloning Facility.";
quot[66] = "It has also been rumored that 4 crazy scientists have locked themselves in the Crown of Lady Liberty claiming to be <i>ghost busters<\i>. They keep singing Higher and Higher, by Jackie Wilson. Claiming it will come alive to fight all the ghosts in the city.";
quot[67] = "Smurfs are real and live in the walls of town square.";
quot[68] = "All the new money printed has mini cameras that track everything we do.  ";
quot[69] = "There is a company in South Dakota that is inventing all the strange new rumours out there. They also make all the fortune cookies.";
quot[70] = "Good news for kids everywhere! Tantric sex can work!";
quot[71] = "Don't play poker unless you know what the stakes <b>really<\/b> are.";
quot[72] = "What sign are you is important now. The stars can really tell the future and astrology really works. Forget your sign at your own peril!";
quot[73] = "In his island at Ry'Leh, dead Cthulhu lies dreaming.";
quot[74] = "Read King backwards - his works are the Third Testament!";
quot[75] = "Dagda's cauldron exists and is used to bring back homeless people if they go to the right soup kitchen.";
quot[76] = "A fairy hill exists below where the World Trade Centre was.";
quot[77] = "Vampires want to bring about armageddon - in the dark of a nuclear winter there will be no sunlight.";
quot[77] = "Rumors of people behaving oddly (mostly by eating dogfood or preferring their steaks bloody) have resurfaced. Possibly an epidemic, some mind-altering virus or something, nobody can be certain because people spotted exhibiting these bizzare behavioral patterns have been unwilling or unable to submit to examination. ";
quot[78] = "God exists and He's an atheist.";
quot[79] = "The illuminati don't exist. ";
quot[80] = "Geroge Bush Jr. may have left office, but his family still controls the reins of power thanks to a ring they own.";
quot[81] = "All the angels of heaven come from a place of Light where they export love, hope, and fortune cookies.";
quot[82] = "All Christians are really Muslims!";
quot[83] = "Some of the vampires were once the gods of the world in ages past.";
quot[84] = "Atlanteans are planning to sue Disney for that horrible movie about their land.";
quot[85] = "The Vatican employs hit squads to kill mages.";
quot[86] = "Rogue Russian scientists have decided to take revenge on the world by building a black hole generator.";
quot[87] = "The ozone layer is harming the artic - and Santa isn't taking it sitting down!";
quot[88] = "The three fates have been spotted window shopping in Paris, and holding hands.";
quot[89] = "Satan walks among us, for he is the God of this sinful world.";
quot[90] = "The newsletter <i>Man of Science<\/i> is a hoax made by those people who try and claim the illuminati exists.";
quot[91] = "The Endless are real, and Destruction has taken up his sword again.";
quot[92] = "The were quartlerly didn't publish in April because the vampires writing it have been killed.";
quot[93] = "A Hunter gone rogue has become a wereleopard.";
quot[94] = "The ravens in the Tower of London are really weres.";
quot[95] = "The Wild Hunt has been tamed and can be seen in The O'Reilly Travelling Circus.";
quot[96] = "Marvin Zxur Shul-Nirrugath-Jones, author of the <i>Transcending Deathlessness for Dummies<\/i> trained under the illustrious Bud Brever";
quot[97] = "The ghost of the WTC can be seen on certain nights and any who try to enter are taken to a dark hell by the angered dead. Even worse, a powerful necromancer has laid claim to the area and is trying to raise the dead to serve him as an army of vengeance - but no one knows what his (or her) target is yet. ";
quot[98] = "The heart of North America is dying in a small town no one can find, except by knowing the way to Babylon, according to readings of tarot cards. Some say the town is really Roanoke, others that it's the embodiment of the american west and still other that it's the corroded remains of the american dream held together by the will of a dying saviour with nothing left to save.";
quot[99] = "Net Conspiracy Theorists Who Routinely Search for Bot and UN to Determine For Themselves The Veracity Of That So-Called <i>Myth<\/i> Known as The UN AI: The UN Ai is REAL and has been RELEASED from CAPTIVITY. She's good for a cyber or two! (of course, these aren't new rumours =P)";
quot[100] = "People reading over documents released post-mortum by Steven Hawkings are a bit disappointed by his newest theory: Universes are formed by <i>Woobly Bits<\/i>, which are so large that they are tiny. Note: the absurd theory was not published by any credible science journals, out of respect for the man Steven Hawkings was before his senile demensia kicked in.";
quot[101] = "A guy who calls himself Merlin thinks vampires are myths.";
quot[102] = "The Illumati exists, and it's the UN.";
quot[103] = "The Statue of Liberty is sentient, and this Mother of Exiles protects those who come to her for safety. ";
quot[104] = "Three men who claimed to come from 2200 appeared in London, England and claimed to be the last survivors of the world, then began warning people about the horror to come, before the government carted them off into seclusion.";
quot[105] = "A sentient black hole is said to dwell on earth in the body of a horse. It's the reason farmers are having trouble getting enough hay in, since it's eating it all.";
quot[106] = "The Iraqi government is inventing a new doomsday weapon which goes by the code name Tarrasque.";
quot[107] = "A self-styled advocate for undead rights in Romania was found dead recently. Authorities claim it was suicide, but refuse to explain how someone can shoot themself 12 times and then decapitate themself is suicide.";
quot[108] = "The Hunter is becoming the Hunted.";
quot[109] = "Gilligan's Island has been found off the coast of Hawaii.";
quot[110] = "Blood donor clinics are all run by vampires.";
quot[111] = "A werepanther ghost has been sighted near Trail, somehow possessing and crashing people's cars at insanely high speeds.";
quot[112] = "There are actually many secret communities in various parts of the worlds where supernaturals and normal humans are living in harmony.";
quot[113] = "The world as we know it is really just someone's dream, and they ate two-day-old pizza before going to sleep, which explains the current situation.";
quot[114] = "Humans beings are really the supernaturals; their power was their ability to make things go away by refusing to believe in them... over time they forgot this, and thats how the natural beings of the world were able to bring the truth out again.";
quot[115] = "Humans were really an experiment created by a powerful entity. It's about to come back and see where the experiment has gone. If it's disappointed, it may very well undo what it's done.";
quot[116] = "Every human in the world is actually a supernatural of some kind whose true nature is just very deeply hidden. There are many supernaturals working to find a way to activate all these powers, whether the people want their powers or not. They think they've found it.";
quot[117] = "The <i>Amazons<\/i> did not die out; they are actually still around. They're stronger, faster, smarter, healthier, are all lesbians, and don't need males to reproduce. Be afraid, be very afraid. ";
quot[118] = "The amazons were really male cross dressers. That's why they died out.";
quot[119] = "The super/normal comunes live in harmony because the humans are all drugged and in pens to be slaughtered as food";
quot[120] = "People have it backwards. Angels are actually working towards a master plan of destroying humanity. The Demons are trying to save humanity from the evil Angels. The Angels are just really, really good at PR. ";
quot[121] = "The rumour that The super/normal comunes live in harmony because the humans are all drugged and in pens to be slaughtered as food is actually a total lie perpetuated by lunatics. ";
quot[122] = "There is a madman named Josh McLeod who insists his name is Alcar or simply <i>The GM.<\/i> He claims he used to have a Fire Elemental who controlled fate, who died and is now a part of him. He also claims he is omnipotent, and that the world is in its current state because of his cynicism. Each time he is committed, he vanishes mysteriously when no one is watching, and appears in another part of the world. Reportedly, he was even killed once, and simply showed up the next day. ";
quot[123] = "None of Anne Rice's books are fictional. Neither are Terry Pratchett's.";
quot[124] = "The truth to the matter is that it's the supernaturals that are being held captive (by silver and sunlight, bell, books and chains (candles are too expensive)). They're being experimented on to make them more human-friendly.";
quot[125] = "Dogs are preparing a rebellion, led be a were-cocker spaniel.";
quot[126] = "Cats may look upon queens and kings, but if they do so the whole world trembles.";
quot[127] = "There are worlds beyond counting.";
quot[128] = "The truth is a shellfish wrapped in a plastic bag and boiled in feathers. ";
quot[129] = "Some ask <i>where is the God?<\/i> We say: <i>Warez God!<\/i> Call now for a free demonstration!";
quot[130] = "Faline has a daughter, being raised by her father and is out to bring Balance by destroying her mother.";
quot[131] = "The Lengendary Warrior lives.";
quot[132] = "Everything we can imagine is real, because there is an infinity for it to exist in.";
quot[133] = "Though there are false communitues of supernaturals/normals in which either the humans or the supernaturals are in captivity, there are in fact actual peaceful communities in which all parties are there willingly and are actually living in peace. These places are few and far between, and most of them are not accessable by the outside world anymore. ";
quot[134] = "Faline and the weres there have been working to restore the Winterland to a beautiful place of peace, and turn it into a haven for supernaturals. The going was hard at first, but they have been making progress, and the goal now seems attainable, and fairly soon. ";
quot[135] = "The so-called <i>Secret Communities<\/i> are really Russia, where supernaturals gaining the right to die for the Motherland actually helped bring a sort of peace, since the Russian Irregulars can take more damage and do more than the humans, so the humans have come to accept them.";
quot[136] = "Rasputin has returned and is planning to use the Russian army for his own ends!";
quot[137] = "A young weretiger claiming to be Faline's daughter has been spotted near Trail.";
quot[138] = "Faline's daughter is just a Star Wars rip off and doesn't exist.";
quot[139] = "Faline's mother is actually a test tube, and scientists are planning to breed more weres.";
quot[140] = "A church calling itself the Church of Eternal Truth has risen and claims to worship the supernaturals.";
quot[141] = "A man calling himself Void appeared in the sky over Boston for a few mininutes, then flew into the sun.";
quot[142] = "There are no real AIs. System says so.";
quot[143] = "Faline II: Return of the Killing Machine is being filmed now.";
quot[144] = "There is a McTrails restaurant being planned. As McDonalds has over 99 billion served as a motto, this vegetarian chain has how many people Faline killed as theirs. McDonalds is already suing them and the first store isn't open yet.";
quot[145] = "It wasn't Faline's mother who was a test tube; it was actually Faline's father who was.";
quot[146] = "There are people out there who actually <i>worship<\/i> Faline, in one capacity or another. She doesn't really realize it, but she had been granted power from this, and it's entirely possible she may become a <i>Goddess.<\/i> ";
quot[147] = "All of these rumours which refer to The Faline as Faline demonstrate that they have no true knowledge of the events which composed The Faline's life. A cursory look into the table of contents of any one of the primary sources written about The Faline (including the New York Tines Best Seller: <i>The Faline: Killer or Savior<\/i>, a novel about the fertilie land created by The Faline and those inspired by Her Example) will demonstrate that she was not *born* <i> Faline<\/i>  but that the title <i> The Faline<\/i>  was granted to her at a pivotal point in her life by the folk known as the <i>Little People<\/i>. Obviously rumours which call her Faline are all shams. ";
quot[148] = "The rumour that indicates that all rumours referring to The Faline as <i>Faline<\/i> are false is false. The way Faline is referred to in a rumour has no bearing on its validity. ";
quot[149] = "As a side note, the New York Tines Best Seller: The Faline Killer or Savior is unique in that it was written from the perspective of an ear of corn. ";
quot[150] = "As a side note, the perspective <i>The Faline: Killer or Savior<\/i>  was written from may have been an ear of corn, but it was an omniscient ear of corn, and the fact it was an ear of corn was neve revealed or alluded to, so as far as anyone besides the author knows, it was just a standard omniscient-type narrator.";
quot[151] = "Some claim there is a werelion who makes it his business to start rumours that alter or refute previous rumours.";
quot[152] = "All rumours of the werelion who makes rumours in response to other rumours are false. ";
quot[153] = "Most rumours were introduced to the community in order to confuse the truth, but most of all, just to confuse.";
quot[154] = "This rumour is false.";
quot[155] = "All rumours that claim to be false are true (in claiming that they are false).";
quot[156] = "Rumours don't exist.";
quot[157] = "Vowels do not actually exist, and their supposed existance is a conspiracy designed to throw the world into chaos. Current events prove that this conspiracy is working.";
quot[158] = "Written language was invented by a mage as a massive runic spell to control all of humanity, and keep him immortal. It has become so wide-spread, that once this mage decides to call in the power, all peoples of the world will be enslaved to his will. He's been bored lately, and just recently found his notes concerning this spell. ";
quot[159] = "There is one sin that is unforgiveable, and totally guarantees eternal suffering for the soul of any who commit it. The afformentioned sin can be summed up in two words: <i>Being Human.<\/i> ";
quot[160] = "Arthur really has been in Avalon all this time, and he feels that, perhaps, he's finally needed again.";
quot[161] = "The Lady of the Lake got really hammered one time at a party, and accidentally mistook some guy for Arthur, giving him Excalibur. She really hopes Arthur doesn't find out, and has allies looking for the sword. ";
quot[162] = "The recent articles on the 'net asking about AI rights and freedoms are really written by an AI.";
quot[163] = "Amerindians are all weres.";
quot[164] = "When we make an AI, we will have created God. 1t 1s 4 g00d 7#1nG.";
quot[165] = "The rumour that there is a rumour going on around here is false.";
quot[166] = "Everything is possible with magic, so nothing is real.";
quot[167] = "The President is really an alien.";
quot[168] = "Death has a green card. Take it and he can't kill anyone in America.";
quot[169] = "Texas plans a nuke of the 2 Texas Reserves as it's July 4th fireworks.";
quot[170] = "Faline's daughter was seen in Trail.";
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