First Campaign Quotations

This is the strangest game I've seen in here. And i've been hit on by 6 foot tall talking rabits.
- Warner

* Faline` starts to make to get up, but is stopped by the other girls at her table who insist that doing anything to agree with Salem is bad for her image

<Simon```> Big Jim glares at Opie "I don like you!"
<Opie_the_Janitor> "Just so long as we understand each other"
<Simon```> Big Jim stops, frowning and givs Open a confused lok "Under - stand?"
* Opie_the_Janitor turns sharply whaping big jim in the head with the top of the wet mop

<Opie_the_Janitor> (I'm a mutaint janitor in a roleplaying game. Ofcorse I'm deadly with a mop! :)

<Simon```> Opie sees a giant man wolf thing leaps from where that kid fell, sailing through the air, past Big Jim and into some tables
* Opie_the_Janitor sighs and goes to vacume up the wolf hair

* Opie_the_Janitor wispers something about a car out side that looks remarably like big jims that would be a shame if he had do dump the garbage in since the dumpster is full
<Simon```> Big Jim stops and gives Opie_the_Janitor a puzzled Look "Not . . my . . .car."
<Opie_the_Janitor> "Is that your car? oh well thats ok then. I only care about cars that belong to people who can behave"

<Simon```> There is a choked sound from the cafeteria entrance as the teacher who was suppossed to be on duty runs out off the room, screaming and locking it behind her "Demons! Wolves! The janitor is nuts! Help!"
<Opie_the_Janitor> "What did she say about my nuts?"

<Simon```> one of Faline's clique follows faline to try and comfort her, looking confused
* Faline` is sitting against the wall of the hallway sobbing about a tiger in a lake
<Simon```> member: "Its ok, the police are here Faline . .You ok?" She reaches for the kitten Failine is holding rather tightly "You're hurting the kitty!"
* Faline` looks up suddenly ather, no longer crying..in fact no longer human either. She suddenly leaps to her feet snarling and still holding the kitten
<Simon```> The clique member ignores Mustafa as some artsy freak and looks at Faline then screams
<Simon```> "Oh my god! It's just like in the cat woman movie! This is so COOOL!"
* Faline` starts to back away from everyone then turns and breaks into an all out run, dashing into a classroom

<Mustafa> ¨WEREWOLF!
* Mustafa pulls out a dagger
<Mustafa> ¨This is pure silver, so stay back!"
* Simon``` growls in puzzlement, looking at Mustafa and waggigng his tail

* Faline` looks over at Hal_5000 and snarls, then swipes at him with a claw, still holding the kitten in the other
* Hal_5000 looks at himself then up at faline hey dont touch my pixles

* Faline` grabs the cross her mother keeps hanging on the kitchen wall and holds onto it like its a rope and she was currently dangling over a pit full of aligators. Or insurance salesmen :)

<Simon```> "I . .I flew through the windows and i'm not dead?" looks scared "What am i?"
* Faline` puts her hand on the phone "I told oyu, you're a werewolf!"
<Hal_5000> hey faline if you can prove that you can get a good science project going too
<Faline`> "Shut up! Shut up! SHut up!!"
<Hal_5000> you could even get in a good college with some help

* Faline` realizes with a start they left the oven on but doesnt say anything about it
<Faline`> (( dont you dare burn down our apartment dm or ill be pissed hehe. my stuff's still in htere :) ))

<Faline`> hehe of course i should proabably be lawful good not chaotic good..but then again Christianity is really more about just being good so its ok :)

<Alcar> the vampire in daylight was just fun :)
<Caltak> was he using sunblock? hehe
<Caltak> fucking COPPERTONE! THEY KNOW NOT THE EVIL THEY HAVE UNLEASHED UPON THE WORLD! hehehehe

<Caltak> you know, writing a book is kinda like Dming a game, but with no players. everyones an NPC ;)

<Hal_5000> hey faline if your moving and not going back to school does that mean I am stolen property now?

* Marneus shouts "hey! HEY! can't you see she has that old woman with her? you don't have to -- " giving up as the guards get further away, he then chases after
<Faline`> (( old woman??!?!! thats my mom! ))

<Catbert-> i crawl back on salems head
* _Salem_ hopes that the cat is potty trained

<Faline`> those vampire bastards..whyd they have to claim America? Why not Russia, or Iraq, or Wherever Transylvania is ;P
<Simon```> Land of Opportunity :)
<Faline`> bastards.
* Faline` tries to picture the statue of Liberty wiht vampire fangs...

<Faline`> so im curious..where exaclty am I?
<Simon```> in the pantry eating the tomorrow mornings wedding feast ;)
<Faline`> and im sure though I didnt eat of it, I probably uterly destroyed the cake :)

* Faline` decides since its upstairs its notmuch of a threat at the moment, and still being hungry..looks for something nice and meatty to eat ;)
<Simon```> The cook, sneaking down for some food, sees a large tiger coverered in frosting going past him. Though it doesn't matter to the game, he quits drinkings, drungs, joins a monastery and eventually writes many famous treatises on the subject that perception is a lie.

<Faline`> (( whats the best way to get a weretiger drunk? Lace her drinks with catnip :) ))

<Salem_> evil vamp + salem= bad B movie "night of the living dead"

<Cecil`^> "Are you all on a field trip?" (( are most of these but 1 kids? ))
<Salem_> "yea- extra credit "survive untill dusk"

<Faline`> its gonna be cool..her eyes glow red when shes doing lycanthrope stuff, blue when its cleric stuf..maybe green when this Nature Sight stuff starts happening? (lol, she's got Christmas light eyes ;P)

* Danric ten ravens blink in surprise. If a guy named Jer was around right now, he'd probably go homicidal :)

* Faline` 's eyes glow red brighter than a flashlight
<Danric> (not hard to do, flashlights don't glow bright red :))
<Faline`> (( no I mean its red, and brighter than a flashlight :P ))

* Simon``` moves over to the driver's side, looking like a whipped dog and manages to meet Faline's gaze "I - I'm sorry. I ate your mom."
<Faline`> "That's ok, I dont blame you."

<Simon```> * Simon``` turns bright red and starts when Cecil asks that, guilt written all over his face "I ate her."
<Simon```> was said also :)
<Cecil`^> ^ that one?
<Simon```> yup
<Cecil`^> I thought that was a typo!
<Cecil`^> I thought he said hate! =)

<Faline`> you have to admit though..some of these things are getting kind of scooby-doo ish :)
<Simon```> how so? :)
<Faline`> I dont know..just i keep getting reminded ofit for some reason..maybe the fact we have a band of kids going around in a van, one of which happens to be a dog, and one of which happens to be a "preppy girl" and we come up to a secluded town with a worn off sign, and there are vampires :P

<Danric> hehe, ah well, it's just one of those weird coincidences. this is most definitely not an episode of scooby-doo, though :)
<Simon```> oh, why not? :p
<Danric> lol, well, there are only a few small differences :)
<Danric> for once, viscious, deadly vampires
<Danric> and usually, the gang doesn't fail at doing something as much as I do ;)

* Cecil`^ puts his arm around danric
<Cecil`^> "I am truly sorry, please forgive me."
<Danric> "Now you're getting all touchy feely on me? Man, chill, alright? What's my forgiveness going to matter to you, in the end? It's your guilt."
* Cecil`^ smiles
<Cecil`^> "I have learned to ignore guilt.. I just thought it would be beter for you"

<Caltak> um...like I said...invis to Undead in Necromantic, so you still gonna give it to me ?
<Alcar> yup, in this case
<Caltak> ok :)
<Caltak> cause as we must remeber:
<Caltak> God has much more sphere Access then he lets on to his Clerics :P

<Baliadoc> i'm glad i didn't be a fighter/thief. that'd look really bad on my resume
* Baliadoc Name: Danric. Fighting Ability: The suck.

* Faline` never was a cheerleader..she was too busy to try out :P

* Faline` casts Protection from Lag 10' Radius on Sparkie..no wait, even the power of God can't defeat lag ;P

* Faline` thinsk to herself "Well..under certain sircumstances its ok,...."
* Faline` then thinks to herself "THou SHalt Not Steal."
* Faline` then thinks to her self "Oh shut up...both of you!"

* Faline` looks around..and for the saek of rp lets say she doesnt remember which way town is :)

<Danric> "You guys have just been sitting here, and there's a young girl in a forest somewhere, who went chasing after some guy!?"
<Marneus> "I just bought $125 worth of silver, garlic, and wooden stakes"

* Faline` thinks that would make a cool bumper sticker..."Were Happens."

<Keith`> toss me on stage as a side show act
<Caltak> hell, if we really needed money we could all do it ;) Come see the amazing raven boy! Gawk at the Hawk Boy! See the amazing girl who can raise people from the dead! Watch in awe as the amazing GOlden Retreiver boy rips door off of ohter peoples cars! Thrill at t
<Caltak> oh yeah and dont forget the boy who think hes in a Shakespearean play and who lives in a pouch ;P

<Danric> "You probably think i'm a moron in combat, don't you?"
<Simon```> "I missed too . ."
<Danric> "Hmm.. good point. But don't worry, my horoscope says people think I'm stupid, so I'll work hard to improve!"
<Faline`> (( watch, he tries to kill himself, Sparkie rolls him a 1, which is the equivalent of a critical hit to one of the opponents since he was aiming for himself :P ))

<Danric> "Why stop? We don't know if he wants to pull us over, he could just be suspicious of a bunch of kids in a car."
<Faline`> "Why? Im 17, I have my license."
<Salem_> "it should be revoked"
<Danric> "You're 17. You're a teenager. You're rowdy. Should I keep putting the pieces together?"

<Sintaqx> Simon``` is running a game right now. Shhh :)
<Sintaqx> This is an auto-message, please don't reply to it.
<Sintaqx> What if I want to immitate all the morons on IRC and reply to this automated message???

<Faline`> "We still don't know what we're going to do."
<Danric> "Good. Then don't worry about it until we do."
* Faline` glares at Danric in obvious dislike and exasperation.
* Danric is already looking at Faline like she's going to die of stroke within days :)

<Danric> "HOLY SHIT!"
* Faline` almost jumps out of her seat
<Faline`> "What's wrong??"
<Danric> "Madonna's new baby is an illegitimate Alien baby!!"
<Faline`> "What?? IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE YELLING ABOUT??? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!! I thought it was something SERIOUS!"
* Danric proceeds to read the article to Simon and Faline :)
<Danric> "Hey! This is serious! I didn't know she was cheating on her boyfriend!"
* Faline` sighs in exasperation and looks like she has a migraine headache

* Vaj waits for Cecil to climb in and then flips a sparkie and roars off down the road towards the van
* Cecil`^ hangs onto the oh-shit handles as vaj forgets that he's pushing the gas again
<Vaj> Cecil is leaving 3 marks in the seat.... 2 markes at the sides of the seat and one in the middle of the seat
<Vaj> one from each hand... and one from grabbing the seat with your ass

<Salem_> Cecil- we Need a Lift!
* Salem_ climbs in
<Salem_> Lets go go go- speed racer!
* Vaj grins as Salem has no idea of the accuracy of that remark
* Cecil`^ frowns as salem has no idea of the acuracy of that remark

* Vaj drives to the inn
* Vaj wonders what would happen if he pushed the big pedal ALL the way down
* Cecil`^ grabs the oh-shit handles again
* Vaj tests his hypothosis... and punches the gas
<Cecil`^> "ohshitohshitohshit"
<Salem_> Wheeeeee
* Vaj stops as he reaches the inn 10 seconds later

<Vaj> "I need to find a bodyshop... they have an apb out on the car, and they want me dead or alive."
* Cecil`^ looks over at vaj
<Cecil`^> "you too?"

* Rei`- pops up out from behind a fence
<Rei`-> "i brough your little friend along"
* Faline` looks startled
<Faline`> "Oh..it's you Rei! Jesus, you scared me!"
* Faline` takes the kitten from him (assuming thats who he meant ;P)
<Rei`-> (yep)

<Rei`-> (god what are we a gang of 7-11 theives)

* Danric speeds off towards the hotel, in such a way that he times it so we can come back in at a DM appointed time :)
<Danric> Baliadoc: Saving Alcars remaining sanity one shred at a time :)

<Rei`-> (like any one is going to put out an APB on a half tiger)
<Faline`> (( vamps would :P ))
<Rei`-> (oh well gotta eat)
<Faline`> (( or they might put an APB out of someone in a tiger costume :) ))

<Faline`> "Dammit, we both fell asleep, we're just lucky no one saw us..."
<Faline`> "Well, on the bright side, no criminal in his right mind would try to steal something from a sleeping tiger."
<Rei`-> "we are lucky the zoo didn't come along"
<Rei`-> (oh crap gave alcar an idea)

<Caltak> well ya know, half the bad shit..no I take it back..ALL the badd shit thats happened so far was either triggered by or outright commited by one of the other characters in the party.


<Sintaqx> I was considering making a were-rattlesnake, whose profession is a lawyer


* Salem_ runs up to the teacher and tugs her skirt with tears in her eyes " t-that lady tried to touch me, and and-... (starts making a rucus)
<Simon```> The teacher Salem in shock "She WHAT?!"
* Salem_ turns on the water works
<Faline`> (( Salem is good at two things: Raising the dead and bullshitting :P ))
<Salem_> "i don;t want to go with her..shes not my mommy..."
<Salem_> ((i got a PhD in BS))

<Vaj> "We gotta go to the land of the canucks???"
<Simon```> Chris looks at Vaj, puzzled "The what?"
<Vaj> "Nothing.. I just don't think I can stand hearing 'eh' at the end of every sentance."

<Simon```> Chris: "However, they're in a minority." He looks at Salem "Ah." frowns "You smell of magic used recently. . . "
<Salem_> "used? sorry- i only use "store Brand" magic

* Faline` oocly wonders if they'll meet any were-mooses in Canada :P
<Vaj> (nah, just were-maple trees)
<Faline`> (( that or were-polarbears or somethig :P ))
<Vaj> (were-earthworm?)

<Salem_> "salt makes the dead go back to sleep or something like that"
<Simon```> 'Wow! I want to see that."
<Salem_> "i think i can do this, but i am no witch"
<Salem_> "i hope "dead for dummies" can help...but i'm normal

<Faline`> "If..If I dont..kill anyone good...Then it..it isnt wrong..."
* Faline` grips her head
<Faline`> "ugghhhh...."
* Faline` 's moan turns into a growl. She looks up, her eyes glowing red.
* Faline` looks in pain again, the red light dies down "No..."
<Faline`> "ARRRGGGHHH!"
* Faline` switches to wereform and roars loudly
<Faline`> (( this is what we call a moral struggle :) Except, when you're also a aplit personality, and that other personaliy happen to be a tiger, things get more interesting :) ))

<Faline`> Faline is a scizo, Rei is behind the times, Cecil lost his memory (unless that was an act), Simon's forgets what forms he's in, Salem has that whole "undead affinity" thing going on, Mephisto's from the medieval world...
<Faline`> is that everyone? :P
<Faline`> oh yeah Marneus is like the only "normal" one :)
<Faline`> Danric's just weird all around..

<_Salem_> "wait- we have to go back.... i think, theres a mummy or a crazy old lady"
<Cecil`^> (( a mummy would be the least of my problems right now ))

<Faline`> (( this whol Party, with maybe the exception of Marneus, are a bunch of mental cases :) ))

<Faline`> oh shit..Faline acts nuts already, just think what'll happen when her tiger half goes into heat...

* Chaos`^ votes we move to the sun, vampires have a thing about fire.. but none of the pc's but vaj and I really know that, so nevermind..


<Baliadoc> sorry about last night, i was tied up in RL
<Baliadoc> well at least nothing important happened then :)
<Alcar> Uhm, 500 people were slaughtered thanks to the party Bali :)
<Baliadoc> oh. well, when you put it that way... WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO NOW!?!!


* Simon``` whispers something you don't catch
* Danric nods
<Simon```> "I . . .I don't like girls." quietly
<Danric> "I hear ya loud and clear, big guy."
<Danric> "Oh. Maybe I don't."
<Danric> "So when you mean you don't like girls, you mean you don't like them in the 'Ew, they have cooties,' sense, or 'Man, does Mel Gibson III have a nice ass?' sense?"
<Simon```> "Uhm, he does .." very softly

<Salem_> simon is gay?
<Salem_> a gay-rou?


<Sintaqx> were-Lawyer.. lawyer by day, cockroach by night... now you know why you can never get rid of them!
<Sintaqx> that way you can ask a lawyer which rock they crawled out from under they can honestly (an unheard of act) show you
* Sintaqx is still going to make that were-rattlesnake Lawyer for LoLaD
<Sintaqx> gotta remember to take the speak with animals part, that way I will be able to speak with all the snakes, lawyers, judges, politicians, upper management....

* Sintaqx wonders if there could be such a thing as a were-asshole?
<Baliadoc> asshole's don't have the ability to stop being themselves :)


<Cecil`^> "This isn't horse shit or anything is it?"
* Gelhalee looks at the candy, then at the horse shit these kids scared out of Milly, and seeing no similarity asks Cecil`^, "Is you're eye sight ok?"
<Cecil`^> "mabey it's horse shit extract"

* Gelhalee tells Danric, "I'm trying to learn something about tecnology. By the way, where did you get this bag? I didn't think this world had such things"
<Danric> "You've got me. My friends here found it before I showed up. I think some wizard lives in there. Big AD&D fan, I guess."

* Faline` drives very fast. Too fast, really. So fast, its faster than people normally drive here when not trying to go really fast.
* Gelhalee starts becoming carsick. not used to going this fast even when being attacked by the tarasque

* Faline` figures the two cops would doubt the whole thing ever happened..you know, a disappearing horse and then suddenly not being able to move...they might thing it was some weird donut-induced illusion or something

<Danric> "Everyone is a pawn. Some just think they can always move two squares all the time..."

<Simon```> Volpone: "a fairy, I guess she would be called." He shrugs "They are . above lords of life and death, something more powerful, and primal."
<Simon```> Volpone: "Iron affects them as silver does us"
<Faline`> "Oh. Well, that's good to know then."
<Rei`--> "does that meen we just need to run her over with a 1975 buick skylark?"


<Simon```> Cecil is given a typical bar menu - meat, salads, beer, wine, spirits, pop, coffee, speciality of the dead: Warned over lunch menu, more beer
<Faline`> (( Warnered over lunch menu? ;P ))
<Simon```> warmed
<Cecil`^> (( ok, a typical bar menu doesn't have a specialof the dead ))
<Simon```> day
<t`Elana> (specialty of the dead... great, wholesome eating establishment)

<Simon```> She struggles, but Faline can hold her with ease
* Faline` tries to calm her down, but being restrained by a 7' 5" weretigress probably isnt too relaxing...well it depends who you are of course *wink* :P

<Simon```> Reta: "I'm being kidnapped . . pet napped . . . by a were tiger . .. "
<Rei`-`-> "easy gezz don't give your self a heart attack or some thing"
<Simon```> <Reta> "How do I explain this at work?!"
<Rei`-`-> "call it a flash back to the 70's"

<Rei`-`-> "so any one figur out just where we are headed other then the grate white north?"
<Faline`> "Um...not yet.."
<Faline`> "I figure we pick when we get there."
<Cecil`^> (( alaska ))

* Cecil`^ looks for vamps
<Simon```> You find some in a pool hall, playing pool
<Cecil`^> "You guys look like the type that can do it for me.."
<Simon```> He looks at you suspiciously "Do what?"
<Cecil`^> "I need an id to get out of this country."
<Simon```> He frowns "I dont know what you're talkign about . ."
<Cecil`^> "Yes you do.."
<Simon```> He frowns "No, I dont." and goes back to the game of pool
* Cecil`^ lights his lighter a few times playing with it
<Cecil`^> "I used to be a pyro.. I think I'm getting back into the habbit.."

<Chaos`^> btw, I quit my job
<Chaos`^> it was messing up my game time ;-)
<Chaos`^> only funny to those of us who know how much fun lolad can be and how bad it is when you miss it
<Caltak> I would drop out of school if it made me miss Lolad :P thank go it doesnt tho :)

<Caltak> the line between Lolad and the real world is blurring, i should sleep too
<Caltak> though secretly I wish it would blur more :)
<Chaos`^> kinda and no
<Chaos`^> I don't want vamps stalking me

<Caltak> "Faline, you've just defeated the Master Vampire of San Fransisco, what are you gonna do next?" "I'm going to Disney World to scare the shit out of all the tourists!"


<Simon```> ><Reta> "Furry? furry? They're monsters!"
<_{Melody}_> "am i a monster too? i'm human all the way"
<Simon```> <Reta> "Why didn't you run from these . .things?!" to Salem
<Danric> "Because then no one would be around to listen to her whine."
<_{Melody}_> "because, well.. its better than school"

* Salem_ gives Danric an cold glare, her black eyes burn like coals in hell's fire
<Salem_> (make that the bully)
<Danric> (don't worry. I get it all the time with this character :)

<Simon```> A man comes out of one of the homes you pass, giving Danric a hundred dollars. You see a young male, with dark skin and eyes. He's lithe, short and quiet with a burning intensity to his gaze that startles you.
<Simon```> He looks at Salem then nods to her "You are what you eat." And goes back inside
<Salem_> "hmm- then i should eat some souls of catholic school boys?"
<Cecil`^> (( Don't eat pork or anything or you'll be a pig =p ))

* Cecil`^ sets silent knowing that danric is better at talking to them than he is..
<Salem_> "what..!!!"
<Cecil`^> (( I'm mr. miagi, no one likes me, but I mean well and you will learn if you have enough patience =))


<Baliadoc> oh yeah, that's the other thing that happened. people started giving me money
<Alcar> for beating up that fellow
<Caltak> LOL! whowas that guy that people love you so much for doing that? a lawyer? :)
<Baliadoc> wifebeater
<Baliadoc> actually, a lawyer got some benefit from it too :)


<Simon```> The vampire goes to respond, then shivers and literally fails into pieces before your eyes, whatever Power was possessing her vanishing and leaving the air still. Where the vampire was, is ahses.
<Faline`> (( fails to pieces? Sparkie must have rolled for her :) ))

<Simon```> Jeramias touches Rei's shoulders and says something in his native tongue then opens his eyes "Done. You have the gift."
<Rei`---> "hmm... a forgotten memory.."
<Rei`---> "normal people will... slowly forget me now"
<Salem_> "gift? tp forget? did you eat a peach?"

* Salem_ sings " cotton eye joe" off key~!!
* Faline` oocly twitches at the trigger of Silence, 15' Radius >:)

<Rei`---> "umm.. you know i don't think they would mind if we went our own way but i don't see why they keep running around in areas of the world which create problums"
<Simon```> ‹‹ DM would, since running 2 adventures at once is pain in the neck :p ››
<Faline`> (( yeah but its cool :) ))
<Faline`> (( and besides, we're just doing what our characters would. cant blame us for rping correctly can ya? :) ))
<Simon```> ‹‹ nope ››
<Faline`> (( thats what I thought :) ))

<Faline`> "My aunt?"
<Cecil`^> (( I wasn't aware I had an aunt ))
<Faline`> (( "I wasnt aware I had a mom" j/k ))
<Salem_> ( i wasn't aware i have my own personal demond)
<Faline`> (( think of it this way Salem..you wont get lonely :P ))

<Salem_> (oh- just eat him and get it over with)
<Faline`> (( lol no thanks ))
<Cecil`^> (( She was eaten by a dog! you don't need to add the homosexual part, I think all dogs are gay.. ))

<Simon```> From below you hear what sounds vaguely like garfield and odie, grown up and rated R
<Faline`> "Is it just me or do you hear that too?"
<Rei`---> "i hear it but i don't want to"
<Simon```> The noises from below stop as the dog -- err, wolf -- avenges garfield haters everywhere and knocks the kitten into a wall in the Do-It-Yourselfers sleep spell
<Faline`> (( lol ))
<Faline`> (( oh, he's gonna get it later :P ))

* Rei`--- starts to pur as well and wonders if driving after drinking catnip tea is illigel
* Faline` would think that catnip isnt in any way an illegal substance of count asn an intoxicant in human standards, but doesnt because she is currently intoxicated :P
<Faline`> (( hicher=higher...woah cool I think my character being intoxicated is somehow affecting my typing skills ;P ))

<Alcar> Going to try something new . .. How much EXP do you think you're pcs earned?
<Keith`> 3000 ?
<Alcar> why 3000?
<Keith`> 1 that gives me a level up in both classes 2 A VAMPIRICK KITTEN FOR GOD SAKES!


* Faline` snuggles againt Rei a bit -- her brain still seems to be booting up..damn windows...
* Faline` runs her eye with a hand...paw...hand-paw..well whatever, you get the picture
* Rei`--- holds Faline and enjoys the breaf molment befor he dies or Faline goes belistic

* Faline` picks out a couple t-shirt and skirt outfits, which seem to be not quite as tight as her other clothes, obviously to account for the enlargement to wereform
<Simon```> The salesgirl shows Faline some models made with elastics "For when you get breast enlargements you, like, don't have to reutnr the clothes! Its like,cool!" the salesgirl says
<Faline`> (( "Excuse me, are you implying that I need a boob job?" *kills the annoying salesgirl on principal* :P ))

<Salem_> drat- i need zombies for dummies
<Simon```> watch the Barney Show at 4 pm
<Salem_> accck! i don't want to be a zombie'

<Alcar> Well Janes just an enviromentalist with the government. Really.
<Chaos`^> yeah, jane is just an enviromentalist, really
<Baliadoc> which means Jane is a demon from the 8th circle of hell
<Baliadoc> to put it in laymans terms
<Chaos`^> dear god I hope not!

<Sintaqx> not only do I have the Characters confused, I've succeeded in boggling the players minds :)

<Chaos`^> you have a friggin were cow!? I thought that was a friggin joke! OMG!

<Faline> hmm, wonder if we can find a group of weres, live with them :)
<Simon```>hehehe. Wereville, next right :p Has lots of animal crossing signs
<Faline> hehe no but seriously :)
<Simon```> who said I wasnt being serious? :)

* Faline turns her attention to the TV
<Cecil`^> (( you mean the one that's off? 'look! it's called blackout! this is the best part!' ))

* Faline flips channels, but eventually sighs and turns it off
<Faline> "Tv kind of loses a lot of its appeal when you're life gets freakier than the X Files."

<Alcar> and salem totally oblierated a kids soul . .
<Alcar> detention for that :)
<Baliadoc> detention!? oh come on, it wasn't even her first day. that should be a warning or something :)

<Alcar> wow. A drone bees penis snaps off during intercourse with the queen.
<Alcard---> wow.. remind me not to play a were bee
<EarthForge> if i were to play a werebee, i know that's one of the powers i would take: "Penis does NOT break off during intercourse"

<Alcar> were black widow is worse :p
<Alcard---> only if your a male
<Alcard---> if your female go for it sex and food all at once who can complain
* Chaos`^ is really happy the human women haven't taken these bugs examples...
<Jeramias> yeah, they've done it worse. "I think I'll make them pay child support." Not that I'm bitter or anything

* Caltak really in all seriousness took "Thou shalt not kill" to really mean more like "THou shalt not kill any innocents intentionally, without a very good reason." just shortened up a bit to leave room on the stone tablet :)

<EarthForge> bah. maybe God just said "You vampires piss me the fuck off. Suck this." and made humans and weres :)
<Chaos`^> i like the suck this part
<Chaos`^> they took him literally
<EarthForge> And He said: "Check it, bitch! These babies can walk in sunlight! Can you do that? Can you? Huh?? Say my name!"


* Faline sees an elevator openng and blood puring out...er, nm
<Faline> "Redrum..er, I mean, wow this place is nice." j/k on that first part ;)
<Milenko``> ((lol. "why that's odd, the blood usually gets off at the second floor))

<Simon```> I9BallI sees Milenko standing there -- easily the most handsome guy you've ever seen .. would put models to shame. hes busy laughing
<Faline> (( so handsome, you half consider becoming gay ))
<Milenko``> ((EEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Bad! Bad! No!!))
<Faline> (( hehe ))

<Salem_> if the new pc attacks me- i'm gona do something i regret!

<Milenko``> The maze wouldn't be peacful if Bali was here *sniff*
<Simon```> how so>?
<Milenko``> Well, there would be the blood and screeming, and if I was lucky, no naked poodles

* Salem_ stares at 9 ball like she could strip his skin with her eyes
<Simon```> 9Ball is gettting worried . . the demons look ready to slay him with their hellish powers :)
<I9BallI> ((yes indeed))

* Faline stares at 9 ball like she could strip his skin with her teeth..and she could, too!

<I9BallI> "Havent ate in a week! Uncle's got food for me..."
<Faline> (( he said "I havent had a bite to eat in weeks" so I bit him :P ))

<Simon```> The maze is (currently :) 8' tall hedges, left and right paths
<Faline> (( as opposed to when it becomes a macrophiliac's wet dream ;) ))
<Simon```> ‹‹ LOL. Just using the bloody mythology here, ok? :p ››

<Simon```> ok, You find Latin very easy as a class .. . you learn the 1st chapter of the book in the one lesson. The OAC teacher looks truly surprised and pleased
* Salem_ is surprised as well- its like i allredy know
<Simon```> ‹‹ yup :) ››
<Simon```> ‹‹ or being . .helped . . to learn it. ››
* Salem_ finds that creepy- but hey!! it will get her an A- i knew that demond is good for something
<Cecil`^> (( he's prolly snipping pieces of your soul every lesson ;-))

* Salem_ tags simon- your IT
* Salem_ dashes off
<Simon```> a big wolf chaes after Salem
<Salem_> "hey- your cheating!!!"
* Simon``` shifts back into human "Oh, fine then!"
<Faline> (( Salem ca even the odds by swallowing his soul :P ))
<Rei`--> (no chew and spit out)

<Simon```> Whats Faline doing with the shovel?
* Faline just holding it
<Salem_> "faline looks like farmer brown"
* Faline looks at Salem like shes nuts...a weretigress in jean shorts and a t-shirt looks like farmer brown...?
<Cecil`^> (( farmer brown's hick daughter? ))
<Salem_> "yea.....farmer brown- you make tiger's milk"
<Faline> (( farmer brown's daughter..if was into beastiality :P ))


<Simon```> Charles shrugs "I guess so." He looks at you "I see chains around you . . why?"
* Cecil`^ shrugs
<Cecil`^> "There may be alot of reasons.."
<Cecil`^> (( the dm made me stay here!! that's why! I'm being held here prisoner! Let me out!! Help!!!! ))


* Faline walks up to the desk, smiling sweetly. "Hi, I'm here to apply for the assistant job."
<Simon```> Ok, The woman nods to you "I see. You're the second applicant so far today." She hands you a form (name, adrees, date, sin number etc.) "Just fill this out, please."
<Keith`> (well my quolifications are i'm a big giant cat traped in a humans bodie...)

* Milenko`` looks at the game they are playing. "I don't like that game much, they got my picture totally wrong on the card." as he winks
<Simon```> Kevin looks at you "This place is a dump man. What do you mean, Your picture on the card?"
<Milenko``> "The picture on the vampire card." he says grinning, showing his fangs.


* Faline walks in and sits down at the typewriter and begins to type "All work and no play make Faline a dull tiger" over and over j/k :P

<Jeramias> Speaking of role playing, I need to put my English and math book in my backpack

<Simon```> ok, Farmer bob, on hold, wants to know why his cow is PRODUCING chocolate milk right this instant
<Faline> "Ermm...she hasn;t had any access to any Hershey's Syrup lately, has she?"
<Simon```> Farmer bob (coldly) "No! She was fine until last night."
* Faline winces, knowing all too well what the cause was, but wonders just how its chocolate...
* Faline tells him something about it having to do with cats and cows being natural enemies a long time ago, and some cows still develop phobias to cats

<Simon```> Farmer Joe demands to speak to the Vet, at once. His cows are falling over sporadically in the field and he thinks, from their odd actiosn, that they were taken by aliens. He wants the vet to do an anal probe and see if he finds the hidden receiver in them and destroy it
* Faline is momentarily stunned
<Faline> "Uhh...I'm sorry, but Dr. <<insert name here>> is unavailable right now, but I can take a message if you'd like...
* Faline wonders inwardly if the farmer checked for neck punctures...

<Cecil`^> is it normal for a druid to be looking in a septic tank?
<Simon```> no

<Cecil`^> "and we need something so I know it's you.."
<Simon```> He shrugs "A password?"
<Rei---> (well he could kick you in the nuts but that would make to much sence)

* Faline wishes moments like these would never end, and they wouldnt have to deal with dragons, demons, vampires, adn all that crazy stuff
* Faline hopes Brak didnt hear her wishing that :P j/k

<Teacher`^> damn.. now I hafta murder an entire hotel staff....'

<Sintaqx> Hartley's Second Law: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
<Caltak> for Jer, eh would have to TRY to find someone crazier than himself ;)
<Jeramias> like the teacher, and the reaper, and ... and ... and then some more
<Sintaqx> well.. it seems he's doing a good job at it
<Caltak> like Faline? SHe can realy go crazy :)


<Caltak> well In any case, Faline is very nice when you dont piss her off. SHe is alos very cuddly. just ask Rei ;P
* Jeramias don't want to die by Rei's paw :)
<Jeramias> maybe if I get his consent... ;)
<Keith`> consent for what?
<Sintaqx> lol.... Rei, Faline, and the nymphomaniacle Fairy
<Jeramias> for Faline ;)
<Keith`> um i do bleave you would end up dead quite quickly
<Jeramias> It was her idea!

* Jeramias don't trust the cop enough, not after what happened before
<Jeramias> Mil would just rather be let off somewhere that he can get a room, not in the middle of no where
<Sintaqx> since when is trust a required factor in sex?
<Jeramias> Well, I would want to trust her enough to not be handcuffed to the bed and then having the cops come after me :P
<Sintaqx> granted, for any form of a meaningful relationship there must be trust, but ho, wild sex is not my idea of a meaningful relationship
<Jeramias> besides, Mil thinks that he got stuck with the reaper again
* Sintaqx loves playing NPCs and shape-changing npcs

<Sintaqx> actually... RandomNPC is not just one person.
<Sintaqx> it's whatever NPC I play that is not under Alcar's control
<Caltak> Hehehe if RandomNPC never existed, things would still be interesting, even if only with the other pcs interactions alone ;)
<Sintaqx> hence trying to figure out what I'm going to do is an exercise in futility
<Chaos`^> yeah, you try being chased by vampires, have your daughter be brain washed and told to kill all the natives, almost get her back, and then find out she was kidnapped again. Then you try staing with salem and faline for a couple days, then you tell me how much more sane I will be without you.

<Cecil`^> "Do you know why you are here?"
<Hazel`And`Teacher> "I'm Hazel Valentine and I will be your student for the next few minutes, how can I help you?"
* Cecil`^ blinks and looks at hazel
<Cecil`^> "First thing, why are you here?"
<Hazel`And`Teacher> "interesting...... refusal to answer a gesture for help."
* Hazel`And`Teacher gets out a notepad and writes something down

<Hazel`And`Teacher> "Alright, next question.. how do you rate your sex life?"
<Hazel`And`Teacher> "on a scale from 1 - 10
<Cecil`^> "It's drugs isn't it? are you on drugs?"
<Hazel`And`Teacher> "1 being a wet noodle, 10 being the energizer bunny"
<Hazel`And`Teacher> "Ah, Viagra.. hmmm.. a sign of insecurity perhaps."

* Faline grabs her backpack and her water skin and follows, forgetting a) to get dressed and b) to be human


<Darkkin> ((somting going on?)
<Darkkin> (like lolad?)
<Salem_> ((yea i'm playing lolad catch up))
<Caltak> (( likes LoLaD ketchup more than Heinz ketchup. Plus LoLaD doesnt get stuck in the botle :) ))

<Salem_> "thanks... i to tend to like the dead languages- like latin
* Caltak (( wonders if Salem is powerful enough to raise dead languages as well as people... ))

<Caltak> wow..ok Faline sure has her job cut out for her. Work at her job, keep Salem's demon at bay, protect Jane, have a relationship with Rei, find her Dad, try not to go insane and kill anyone....

<Sparkie> "You gave me leave to do it, mortal. You have given part of your soul to me, of your own will."
<Salem_> i didn't do that- YOU did....and i tried to give it back...and i didn;t have any clue how to work my powers"
<Jester`^> (( yeah, that little part of you called the player "Isn't it time salem raised another battlefield so she looses more of her soul" wants you to raise things and sell your soul.. ))
<Caltak> (( yeah players can really be a curse for a character. Always getting them in trouble :P ))

<RandomNPC> (coroner: "Cause of death.... Unknown" police: "What? Cause of death was having her heart removed!")
<Faline> (( I guess you could say he BROKE HER HEART! HAHAHAHAHAHH! nm :P ))
<Simon```> ‹‹ This IS supposed to be a dramatic moment, you know. ››
<Faline> (( the real question is is it SALEM or her EVIL TWIN! ))


<Rei`---> "if you where death and salem out on a date where would you go?"
<Faline> (( the 7th plane of Hell ;P ))
<Faline> (( I heard theres a really goo soda shop there :P ))

<Danric> "Sorry Baal. I'll pay for the damages to the maze."
<Danric> "And anything else that's happened. Is the house still in one piece?"
<Simon```> He nods
<Danric> "Thank God. Figured that with me away, the mice would play... or cats, dragons, and animators of the dead, in this case."

<Cecil`^> "Well, I guess you deserv to know too, I'll be blunt, I'm a dragon.."
<Danric> "Not surprising."
<Cecil`^> "ahm amashed ahd the lak off surpish.." *said with a full mouth* "ahm ah thad ovius?"
<Danric> "No. It was either that, or a were-dung beetle. You're horrible at keeping secrets, so I figured it had to be either something crazy or something stupid."
<Cecil`^> "What do you call that? crazy or stupid?"
<Danric> "Crazy, obviously. Stupid is something like were-dust mite, or something."

* Faline (( had to come home and tell her mom "Mom, I've got something to tell you . .I'm a tiger." :P ))
<Danric> ((not that that's a good test example. She was eaten shortly afterwards, so we couldn't get any real hard data on her reaction))

* Danric is dressed like the model 50's TV dad. Slacks, sweater vest, button up tshirt, even has a pipe in his mouth. Is currently wearing a pink checkered apron, and is putting breakfast on the table, it's aroma waking everyone up promptly. Has brown hair, combed and neat, and no piercings anymore.
* Cecil`^ looks at Danric
<Cecil`^> "Uhm... Dan, uh... you uh... I hate to be the one to tell you this but uh... uhm... I think you have a mental disorder.."
* Danric grins at Cecil
<Danric> "No, I just like to change my way of thinking every now and then. Maybe i'm insane, but it keeps my outlook on life fresh."

* Cecil`^ looks at Faline "So long as it's a serious question and not some type of insult you have in the form of a question, ask."
* Faline shakes her head. "No, its a serrious question."
<Rei`---> (yah how long is a dragons....)
* Faline (( whaps Rei`--- ))

<Danric> "Maybe God got tired of vampires, and made mortals just for the hell of it."

<Simon```> ‹‹ balance check, dc 15 Cecil`^ ››
<Cecil`^> 1d20
<Sparkie> Cecil`^ 1d20: 15
<Faline> (( damn you SPARKIE! ))
<Faline> (( WAIT! THAT WAS FIXED! ROLL IT AGAIN! :P ))
<Cecil`^> (( no! sparkie rolls as sparkie wants, his power is above the dm! ))


<Caltak> "Sintaqx is now known as RandomNPC" causes 3/4 of the players to all simultaneously go "UH OH!"

<Alcar> hmm, a bellhop, a bum, room service (a few times), a doorman, cop, hazel, robert, teacher, whoever Mil had sex with, dire wolf . . .
<`^Temera^`> mil too
<`^Temera^`> and the wanderer
<Alcar> oh yeah. anmd Tommy and salem . .
<Alcar> around 20 ppl I think
* Alcar is impressed
<Caltak> Sin is the rpg version of a multiple personality disorder ;P


* Milenko`` collapses onto the floor
<Milenko``> "You... you... you... were dead..."
<Simon```> "We were?!"
<Milenko``> "No... Just Cecil... You were a deamon..."
<Simon```> "Oh. I was?"
<Salem_> " ohhhh MIlenko- what was i?"
* Salem_ hops up and down

* Faline (( 's player throws the PHB at Cecil..its open to the page with "Enthrall" on it ))
* Cecil`^ (( throws it back, the open page with "Character death" on it ))

<Goo-Kara> "Ga! Does no one remember me?! I'm Mil's 'friend.' I was left at home, yet again."
<`^Temera^`> (she got run over by a semi on the interstate)
<Goo-Kara> ((she's not goo. Mil is goo, and I'm npcing Kara right now))
<`^Temera^`> ((my explanation was better))

<Cecil`^> (( hehe, I really do wish vaj were here ))
<Faline> (( yeah me too ))
<Faline> (( in a weird sort of way ;P ))
<Simon```> ‹‹ not enough danger in their lives? ››
<Faline> (( lol oh no, we have plenty :P ))
<Cecil`^> (( no, we just liked vaj.. ))
<Faline> (( its just fun to have a resident reckless driver ;) ))
<Simon```> Give Salem keys :)
<Faline> (( LOL not THAT reckless ;P ))
<Vaj-> (you like me, you really... sorta... like me!))

<Vaj-> there is a loud crash from somewhere down the street
* Vaj- found a new profession.. Grand Theft demolition derby
* Vaj- is making his way back to the parking lot.. smoking slightly
* Faline climbs out of the van and locks it
<Vaj-> (party pooper)

<Vaj-> ((I think Cecil killed them))
<Cecil`^> (( he made me type it out! ))
<Faline> (( no but seriously, now they will discuss it amoungst themselves ))
<Faline> (( as per the spell effect ))
<Cecil`^> (( when they wake up ))
<Vaj-> ((he coupled the terminal boredom effects with enthrall))

<Rei`--> "i say we find some place nice and seclooded pull over and question nut case A and nut case B"
<Cecil`^> "We could question them, but I need an intimidation room.."
<Rei`--> "there is always hang them off of the side of a building by there feet"
<Vaj-> "Dangle them by their toes, naked, out the rear of a van going 90 miles an hour."
* Faline glares at Vaj
<Faline> "Why would the van be doing 90?"
* Faline narrows her eyes
<Vaj-> "I dunno.. pedel got stuck?"

<Vaj-> "And believe it or not I haven't hit anything for a good two hours."
* Faline looks at Vaj. "Yeah, but seeing that last vehicle you used doesn't instill much trrust..."
<Vaj-> "Hey.. that wone was on purpose.. well, allright, most of them are on purpose. But I needed to knock out the telephones somehow."

<Simon```> hmm, simon also has to apologize to milekno for the whole lust thing . ..
* Simon``` mumbles something about sparkie and 16 for wisodm checks
* Simon``` wonders what a therapist would say if I told them my dice bot hates me?
<Danric> now that'd be funny
<Danric> i'd pay to see that

<Faline> "hey, I think I just thought of a different approach forr this otherr one.."
<Rei`--> "tell him we are judging him to figur out his place in the after life?"

<Cecil`^> "I like the bad cop, homicidle cop, and raving lunitic aproach.. "
<Faline> "Maybe we should trry good old fashioned Good cop Bad cop next time, tho."
<Cecil`^> "I get to be the worst of the group, so remember, don't go so far that I can't surpass you hehe.. "
<Rei`--> "umm ok but still.. i think when it comes right down to it i'm probubly crazzier then you are"

* Faline sits down and prays and hopes she isn;t in trouble now
<Faline> (( after all ti was...sort of self defence ;P ))
<Cecil`^> (( get a new god =p ))
<Rei`--> (well after they blew you up i would call it even)
<Simon```> Baal holds up a "Will Work for Worshippers" sign in the background

<Cecil`^> (( rei, you have to ask the questions, or faline, someone! I have to looke intimidating untill I go psyco! ))


<Chaos`^> I realized we got lucky last nigth, I asked baal to make rain, thus making the mud tracks we followed, without the rain, we wouldn'ta found teh hotel.. what made me ask baal to make rain I wonder...
<Jeramias> YOU WANTED TO KILL MILENKO!!!!
<Jeramias> And so I melted. Stupid whore!


<Salem_> well... i look foward to halloween- wish that it could be halloween in game- that would be fun- faline trick-ot-treating for livers and raw steaks


* Baliadoc will probably be a bit late to the game tonight
<Baliadoc> heck, i'm not even sure what the hell is going on yet
* Alcar isn't either, if its any help
<Alcar> Ok. Hmm, you were just blading around the city right?
* Baliadoc is off being angst filled
<Alcar> and doing a good job at it.
<Baliadoc> hehe, very! i don't even have to roleplay it ;)

<Simon```> Leane: "What happened?"
<Milenko``> "Oh, nothing really. I guess that it was a pressing matter at home, or somehting."
<Simon```> Leane looks at you: "Most men don't lie to me until after we've had sex."
<Milenko``> (("Havn't we?"))

<Milenko``> "I don't mind being a 'nice guy' and I don't just assume if someone may or may not want to do somehting."
<Simon```> "Looking like you do you don't assume that?" She looks slightly shocked
<Milenko``> "Nope, I understand that people may be attracked to me, but I don't expect people to go to bed with me just because of it."
<Simon```> Leane just shakes her head "You'll understand when you're older."
<Faline> (( its called cause and effect, Milenko :) ))
<`Tem-Away`> ((actually, it's 'cause people are all horny bastards))

<Rei`---> (sure vaj isn't mexicen i meen grand theft auto in his sleep?)
<`Tem-Away`> ((maybe he's part kender....))

<Milenko``> "Morning ma'am. Your freind in room 303 put me up to this" *grining* "This is a hypothetical question. Would you like to have sex with me?"
<Simon```> She looks at you "its 9 am and you're asking this?! Get lost!" and slams the door
<Warner> ((This is the strangest game I've seen in here. And i've been hit on by 6 foot tall talking rabits))

<Milenko``> (( I'm strange! Woo hoo! *laughs at all of the normal losers* :) ))
<Warner> ((I'll have you know I'm a special brand of loser))
<Simon```> ‹‹ The #Game1 loser. For sale at you're local wal-mart. Hurry folks. We're goving them away :P ››
<Milenko``> ((But you guys aren't strange, weird, insane, and geeky all wraped into one! BWA HA HA HA HA!!!))
<Warner> (Now with 10% more aroma of defeat and dashed dreams)

<Cecil`^> "Take me to them and tell me on the way"
<Simon```> Jeramiah: "They are busy looking for their pets so I dont know where they are. I find it . .. strange that they all lost their animals after I spoke of you."
<Simon```> Jeramiah asks mildly "Where were you last night, cecil?"
<Cecil`^> "I was shooting a man's foot off, please take me there!"


<Rei`--> (ok thats a hit)
<Simon```> k, damage?
<Rei`--> (i don't know what dammage would you give beating a hell hound again'st a tree by its tail?)

* Milenko`` also buys the AD&D 3e phb. If the player doesn't have it, his character should at least :)

<Milenko``> ((BWA HA HA HA!!! Now that she is expecting me to be around, I will disapear from her life! It is an evil plot, and could only have been come up with by, uh, well, lots of people ;) ))

<Salem_> "then what type am i? or am i a new breed?"
<RandomNPC> ((female, caucasion))
<Faline> (( you're a mut ;) ))

<Simon```> The van sails clears the sidewalk, comes through the doors and hurls right INTO the food court itself, planting itself with an explosion into KFC
<Simon```> Faline, you and Rei arrive in time to see it drive into the mall
<Faline> (( ok..I know a certain cat who is going to DIE ))
<Vaj> ((garfield?))

<Simon```> Staff Sergeant Simmons (who Salem has met :)) "What the hell are you doing?!"
* Faline rips the driver's side door off, then rips out the driver's seat. then she tears the seat in half.
* Vaj sighs while Faline vandalizes the BMW as the cops approach
<Salem_> "me? shopping- faline anger managment"
<Vaj> "I'm taking a crash course in food preperation myself."
* Vaj grins at the cops

* Vaj looks at the cops, not moving, appearing to be a slightly amused bipedal panther in a black trenchcoat.. you know.. the kind of thing you see every day in this channel

* Salem_ wonders if she is gona pass out from the lack of blood or from watching faline eat some one

* Salem_ really dosn't want to die from bullets- can i FEEL the bullets???
<Simon```> if you move you arm the right way, yeah its still sore. If its not taken you you;'ll dfefinitely feel it
<Salem_> (( ok a pc dying of bullets in the arm is just sad... its like triping and killing your self on a shoe lace))
<Salem_> ( or dying of eating bad clams)

<Danric> figure they've had a rough enough night
<Faline> (( vamp siting? there were no vamps ;) ))
<Danric> ((just keep believing that, Faline :))

<Salem_> (( i didn't say that- i wanted it to be a surprise- its fri the 13- ))
<Salem_> (( it was going to be a surprizee))
<Sin{Away}> ((Surprise! Happy Birthday!))
<Salem_> (( yea a tiger skin rug? tommy you shouldn't have))
<Faline> (( god damn it being your damn birthday...now im fucked ))

* Danric flies away himself, towards the house, feeling sorry for the vampires

* Faline composes herself a little more. She looks Rei in the eyes. Looking into her eyes, you see the deepest sorrow imaginable.
<Faline> "I...I liked it."
* Rei`--- doesn't say any thing but starts to wonder if it was pent up rage being relaced
<Faline> "A...a part of me just...It just felt good but...It was wrong...I...oh my god, what have I become?" *starts to sob again*
<Simon```> Faline starts wondering how bad it will be once she has PMS
<Faline> shhh
<Faline> we may just have to buy some tranq guns after all ;P

<Silver_Foxx> thanks.. maybe we can adovid faline eating the fire deparment next

<Danric> "Yeah, but around the rest of you, it's a necessity. I just don't hold a candle to you guys in a fight, so I think it's time I throw in the towel."
* Simon``` looks stricken "But . . but . . "
<Danric> "You know, you're not required to leave. And it's not like I'm out of earshot. I'm a phone call away."
* Simon``` shrugs "Well, you make us laugh and all . . I mean -- " He shrugs "It hurts, to kill people like that ... and laughing helps heal, or something."
<Simon```> ‹‹ Simon's idea of a quotable quote for readers digest :p ››

<Silver_Foxx> (no Faline is a white tiger to join up with SIgmund and Frauid in Los Veagus)))
<Vaj> that would go over well
<Faline> "Through the hoop!" "YOu kidding me??"
<Faline> "How about you go through the flaming hoop, jackass? see how you like it!"
<Vaj> *crack* Sigmund jumps through the flaming hoop

<Silver_Foxx> can me and sin play before he has to go kill an elk?

<Danric> "Yeah, the vampires again. So what the hell actually happened at the mall?"
* Faline takes a deep breathe, then look at Danric. "Someone stole the van and crrashed it into the mall. I went fucking nuts and killed a bunch of cops and I enjoyed it. Answered yourr question?!?"
<Rei`---> "don't ask me i was chasing faline till i desided to go to bed after getting beaten by a hell hound"

<Danric> "And why exactly did we go fucking nuts?"
* Faline seem to be getting angry and incoherent. "RIGHT! 'WE' is the whole prroblem! That's what it is! It wasn't me it was the otherr me! THat has to be it! How else could it have been?!?"
<Danric> "Rei, be a dear and slap her."
<Faline> 'That's why it felt good but I knew it wasn;t! HA! that's the explanation!!"
<Danric> "Faline! Focus!"
<Danric> "Now what the hell made you so mad that you had to go kill cops? Couldn't you just call them and report the missing vehicle?"

<Danric> "Well... we aren't paying rent anymore, so I guess it's time to invest in a psychologist."

<Vaj> "I don't know what all has been going on.. I just seem to bump into various members of you little group on occasion... I have no idea what everyone's relationships are."
<Salem_> "well... compared to faline, i'm the virgin mary"
<Vaj> "That would definitely make an odd religion."
<Salem_> "yea.... it would"

<Salem_> "well at least i won't accidently raise the dead. mr. livingstone showed me how to stop that"
<Vaj> "A good thing too. What exactly can you do?"
<Vaj> "Besides raise any roadkill we come across, that is."
<Simon```> Vaj can make lots of roadkill :)
<Salem_> "um... a lot.... i think... i can make an indoor ice skateing rink"
<Vaj> "There's something to put on a resume....."
<Salem_> "and well communicate with the dead, see stuff in tea cups, and.... um... i'm a good people person"

<Salem_> "i have had long chats with death himself, and i know whens a death is wasteful"
<Vaj> "I'm afraid with this group you will be forced to make a decision.... kill someone or watch them kill one of your friends."
* Salem_ looks dead serious when she says that
<Vaj> "Most death is needless. But thinking about it so is most life."
<Salem_> "no... death is apart of life... needless killing is just a waste, a death needs a purpose"

<Salem_> "i got some good news and well sad news"
<Salem_> "i got baal's will, and i think hes dead"
<Salem_> "we get the house and there a safe with lots of money"
<Vaj> ((and what's the sad news?))

<Salem_> "Some happy birthday... and all i wanted was a cup cake with a candle"
<Vaj> "I'll help ya'll out of this jam. I've no home myself, never had one."
<Faline> (( hey I can give you one if you tell the reaper not to kill me :) ))
<Faline> (( hell ill even sing happy birthday ;) ))
<Simon```> ‹‹ Vaj joins the famous last words list . .. <Vaj> "I'll help ya'll out of this jam" ››
<Vaj> ((hehe.. now I'm immortall.. sparkie wouldn't dare kill someone who'se quoted.....))
<Faline> (( so you think ))

<Faline> (( we should be like "Sliders" keep going to different parallel dimensions :P ))
<Simon```> ‹‹ oh gods no ››
<Faline> (( heheh ))
<Vaj> ((why Faline? so you can kill the same cops over and over?))

<Danric> wow. 3000 years of knowledge, and untold riches. damn, can't do better than that with a 2 day-old power :)

* Danric makes Faline some nice tea. One of those teas that's good for purifying the mind.
* Danric and calming it, too. VERY calming
* Faline (( notes catnip tea calms her down real well. though it makes her giddy too so maybe not a good idea :P ))
* Danric is thinking of some simple green tea. with honey... and arsenic ;) j/k

<Vaj> wolf: "My, my, my. But you didn't make a mess of that town....."
<Vaj> as he approaches he shifts form to a clean-shaven short burly man of about 74 years of age.
<Simon```> ‹‹ He introduces himself as Bonk the Surgeon :p ››
<Salem_> (((noooo! get me outta here!))
<Faline> (( and then we reroll his personality..hmm...axe murdere, eh? >:) ))

<Simon```> Old Rabbit smiles faintly "You are not were. What are you?"
<Cecil`^> "I am an old magician of the ages.. A tradition passed down through generations.. My familly tought me and I seek knowledge.."
<Caltak> (( "also, in my spare time I like to kill knights in shining armor and put damsels in distress. Oh, and I really really like gold." ))

* Cecil`^ walks up to the dog
<Simon```> Its getting back up for the good ol' college try
* Cecil`^ casts disrupt undead
<Simon```> it smells even worse, like a dead mouse in a bottle of urine, both left to sit for a few years
<Simon```> It blinks, looks at you then falls apart. The woods seem to blur and twist wildly for a moment and you feel a summer breeze, then everything is normal
<Cecil`^> "Bad dog! There will be no life for you tonight."

* Vaj comes screeching in the driveway in a powerslide, coming to a complete stop inches from the side of the limo
* Vaj climbs out the window since there's no room to open the door
<Vaj> "That was the point.. how close can you get to hitting."
<Salem_> "oooh- ok i gotta take notes
<Vaj> "Now remember.. the right hand pedal is the accelerator.. I'm not exactly dure what the middle pedal does, but the far left one is the clutch."
<Salem_> "i think its the break"
<Vaj> "I use it on occasion.. generally it just gets in the way. Walls and other vehicles stoip you much faster."

<Sparkie> Faline 1d4: 2 (wis)
<Sparkie> Faline 1d4: 1 (int)
<Danric> (oh. Faline's getting int and wis? Praise the Lord!!)
<Danric> (she doesn't need to roll, right? you can just give her 4's. I'm okay with it.)

<Cecil`^> I liked the brainwashed jane better..

<Cecil`^> I don't think vampires are evil though.. is that bad?

<Faline> (( ok Faline is now officially a force of nature. piss her off at your own risk ))
<Faline> now i really hope I dont go nuts cause there may not be a town afterwards...

<Danric> "Hmm... I need to make a few calls. You two don't have a problem with me getting a rifle, and some silver darts, with some damn heavy tranquilizers, do you?"
<Salem_> "nope- i think faline has done too many needless deaths, ending life to soon"
<Danric> "I think someone bent the rules when the gave her that title."
<Danric> "Her father must've been a were-lawyer too."

<Simon```> <Salem_> "i am not going to have blood shed in my home" <<-- From Martha Stewart: The LOLAD Years :)

<Salem_> "we don't have to move? faline did kill of half the police force"
<Danric> "Well, we'll figure that out later. Can't move until after the lawyer gets here anyway. Luckily, we have plenty of places we can go."

<Cecil`^> (( I'm tired of arguing with myself, can we skip to the part where we kiss and make up and Jane is the perky little dragon I asked for? ))


* Sintaqx finds Caltak a nice padded room where he can try to calm faline after somebody tosses her a ball of yarn 3' in diameter


<Vaj> "Used to a little more excitement in here, eh?"
<Salem_> "yes... thunder and lighting- stray gods, the earth moving, walls bleeding..the usal"
<Vaj> "Sorry I missed it...."
* Vaj pauses to consider what he just said
<Vaj> "Never mind.. I'm glad I did miss it."

<Salem_> "baal...has like a 100 cars in some bat cave"
* Salem_ grins like shes feeding tweety bird to selvester the cat
<Vaj> "What kind of cars?"
* Salem_ rattles off various names of expensive and *very* fast cars...and there is a hummer too
* Vaj pays particular attention to the austin Martins and the 66 mustang 2+2 ;)
<Salem_> anyways, before you go wild on baal's prive collection of cars...what do you have in mind?"
* Vaj sighs wistfully
<Vaj> "It's sacralige to crash those cars....."
<Salem_> "oh... they are shrines or something?"
<Vaj> "More or less."

<Vaj> "Always been too busy stealing and crashing cars to watch them do it in movies."

* Vaj opens the suicide doors and gestures grandlly for Salem to get in the passenger side
* Salem_ wonders why they are call "suicide doors" and gets in
<Salem_> "i think i needa helmet"
* Vaj grins
* Vaj straps Salem_ into the 5 point harness that serves as a seat belt


<Simon```> Cecil - what exactly are you doing? Making pamphlets, chanting in the streets the dragons are coming, waylaying people in dark alleys to hypnotise them?
<Cecil`^> (( little bit of everything, pamphlets, handouts, going on the 10-hundred club, trying to tell a long speach like 'I have a dream, that dragons will one day come back to this world, to help people.' that kinda stuff ))
* Faline (( suggests you start a Dragon Pride March ;P ))
* Mall-Cop arrests Cecil for public luidness

<Faline> (( hmm..if Faline were to pull a Lorena Bobbit, there wouldnt be any evidence left :P ))

<Faline> (( why move? Faline will just start eating people again... ))
<Vaj> ((not if we appease the villagers with a sacrifice))

<Simon```> Old Lady: "Foolish whelp! Why do you think we are hding?!"
* Cecil`^ stares at the old lady
<Simon```> She stands up, her shdaow filling the room behind her, wings and all, before it looks human again
<Cecil`^> "If you keep arguing my I'm never gunna get any levels!" j/k

<Danric> "Dammit. Why can't things run smoothly for once?"
<Cecil`^> "With this group, the whole worlds a bumpy road.."

<Salem_> "i just wanted a family..... thats it, faline was like marsha brady....now its more like the Donor clan"

<Salem_> yea- boy this game is getting bad- faline could not just let us live out semi-normal lives
<Simon```> and break on the island will be for pcs to learn their powers
<Salem_> no! that will bad! "Suvivor"

* ```Kara``` pouts on her best pout. "Don't you love me anymore? What about that night we had together?"
<Danric`> "WHat're you talking about!? You hit on me, then tried to suck my blood!!"
* Vaj looks at Danric and Kara oddly and shakes his head
<Vaj> "I don't want to know."
<```Kara```> "Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. But I was only joking. I thought that you'd find it ironic. Being a Fey-Vampire and all. Anyways, I'm not the one who is the vampire."
<Danric`> "Are you insinuating I am?!"

<Vaj> ((If a tree falls in the woods and squashes Milenko does anybody care?))
<Faline> (( no ))

<Vaj> "I know. You want a normal life... Something I don't think is possible while living with a pack of weres"
<Salem_> "your right... maybe i should just find some nenomancer convent or some thing?

<Salem_> "i don;t know why faline is doing this...killing with no purpouse"
<Faline> (( salem for the last frikken time I had a purpose: I was hungry. :) ))

<Simon```> She looks at you "I didn't mean to hurt you .. if I was you i wouldn't have said that . . "
<Simon```> Leane: "If - if you ever come back ..I'd - I'd call you friend."
<```Kara```> (( "And the PHB said that humans were tolerent" *bawls* ;) ))

<Danric`> "To put it frankly, you people are the problem. You all have your damned senses of doing what's right, or what's noble, or following your animal instincts and eating things, or killing them, or blowing them up!! I just want to be a quaint little were-raven, with a nice home, and a good job."

<Rei`--> hmm... you just got killed by a monkey...
<Rei`--> god that would be funny
<Rei`--> would throwing your own shit apply as a poison baced attack?
<Simon```> uhm, it might . .. called shot to mouth would I think
<Rei`--> mabe a 2/10 chase they get food poisoning next time they eat if it his them in the face its a 80% chanse of poisoning...


<Vaj> well.. new legend.. some future group comes on the ruins of an ancient city.. the only clue as to what happened is the following message chipped in stone. 'Victruitus ent Munkinuis' Monkeys were here


<Salem_> i want to live thru WW3 faline brought on
<Caltak> aw come on you're blowing it out of proportion. I just really only totally fucked one city so far


<Alcar> sim city lolad :)
<Baliadoc> "Let's see... I'll place the police force here... oh wait, too close to the club owned by the were-tiger, dammit! There goes the police force..."
<Baliadoc> "Aw crap, the were-dolphins are complaining that my garbage dump is too close to the sea... sonofabitch! Now i have to raise taxes... That'll make the were-snakes just sooo happy."
<Alcar> "Oh, the teachers are striking because the students are eating their profs if they get F's ..and the dog-catchers keep disasppearing . ."


* Salem_ wants to be the living dead who still insits they are alive
<Salem_> "no wait-- really- i can sunbathe"


<Faline> (( Wait do I even know Kara? ))
<```Kara```> ((Yeah, theoreticly, you should))
<Faline> (( theoretically? ))
<```Kara```> ((Well, I've introduced myself to you before, so you should know me, but the way Faline thinks... ^_^ ))

<AngerHateRage> But who says that vamps will nesicarilly live that long?
<AngerHateRage> They have to be hunted down some time :)
<Simon```> Until thye, you can so stupid things like get killed by a bus, the sun, humans etc . .or become a pc :)
<AngerHateRage> LOL
<Simon```> hey, being a pc is sort of like wearing a red uniform on star trek in terms of life expectancy :)
<AngerHateRage> You know, its people like you that make people think "I am special because I am a PC"
<AngerHateRage> And not "I am a PC because I am special"

* Faline wonders if she happen to fall into a prallel universe or something on the way up to the bedroom....
<Simon```> Faline blinks, and finds herself in another world, where she kills a wemic named Caltak and .. .
<Faline> (( and then she's on a ship with a frog....:P ))

<Simon```> For a moment you hear the voice of that child you hit in your head "If ignorance were bliss,more people would be happy."
<Faline> (( AHHH my heads gonnag et overcrowded soon ;P ))
<Faline> (( I should charge rent ;P ))

* Rei`` puts dalv down
<Dalv> "Thank you."
* Dalv straightens his collar
<Rei``> "mind telling us what you are now?"
<Rei``> "Dragon, farrie, were cow, demon,vampire?" Faline> "Serriously, just tell us damn it!
<Dalv> "And have my shirt get wrinkled again?"

<Yuki-Takuri> "I only just found out an hour ago that Teen-Wolf wasn't a fictional movie"

<Yuki-Takuri> "So thats all then you followed me ta keep me safe and now your going back to Vampire headquarters?"
<Yuki-Takuri> "I mean its a bit hard for me to swallow
<Yuki-Takuri> "But then again all this is"
* Faline thinks its not all that hard to swallow if you just chew it enough..er, whoops, nevermind :P

<Faline> damn now im worried, vamps who can hide themselve's from FAlines "Superior Aura Detection" *shudder*
* Simon``` grins evilly
<Simon```> Just the DM making your world an even more unpredicatable place that before
<Simon```> Gotta love me!
<Faline> bitch ;P
<Faline> er, sorry, that slipped out ;P

* Faline looks at Dalv a little bit longer than she should have as she walks past and goes upstairs
<Dalv> (( She's turned on. I'll make my move. ))


<Salem_> "yea...like one giant...um...like the stuff we found at the house...looks like he was planning world domination?"
<Vaj> "Or world destruction."
<Salem_> "judgement day? and the four horsemen?"
<Vaj> ((my, aren't we paranoid :) ))
<Salem_> ((he he with alcar dm-ing...being paranoid keeps you alive))
<Vaj> ((nah.. all you need to do is do something completely unexpected...... and humorous))

* Salem_ shrugs and opens the box
<Alcar> The package contains 10 rose stems, with thorns. Someone has cut the tops of the roses off.
<Vaj> "Couldn't be pandora's box.. faline's already loose."

<Vaj> "as to meeting tommy.... death holds no fear to me.. Dealt it too often myself."
<Vaj> "Besides.... you can meet death and live."

<Salem_> death is like an artform, and faline just butchers it to ribbions

<Alcar> hmm, Listerine: The Mouthwash Of Weres . .
<Vaj> ((lesterine.. the mouthwash... and meal, of Faline))
<Salem_> (( listerine... to get those stubborn human chunks out of canies...recomended by 4 out of 5 were-tigers ))

* Salem_ bets if you look up faline in the dictionary- it will read "see World War 3 "

<Alcar> Circe nods to Vaj "You speak true, but her . . . she has too much anger in her to be trusted."
<Vaj> "She is my ward now, my responsibility."
* Salem_ look at the lady
<Vaj> "She's more mature than most who live and die on this rock."
<Salem_> "well fuck off- i didn't piss in your pond
* Vaj smiles
<Alcar> Circe looks at Vaj "She is also young, headstrong and inexperienced. I wish you luck."
<Vaj> "Unless seriously irritated."

*** Jeramias has joined #Game1
<_salem_> "vaj- i would never use you like that- but you know them all powerful god people- they think they are hot snot"
<_salem_> besides... people try to control what they fear...MAYBE she fears me?"
<Jeramias> ((HAHAHA! Are you REALLY running LoLaD without Cal?! :) ))

<Alcar> yeah. Wizards don't exactly have social graces. And they don't like being afraid of 14 yr old girls :)
<_salem_> she afaird of me? why?
<Alcar> hehe. Guess julie :)
<_salem_> um....having visions or having death want to go to first base?
<Alcar> both :)


<`Anne`> (( bad tiger no cookie- what did i tell you about eating reporters in the house?))

<Faline> "It seems to me that Old rrabbit is becoming a huge prroblem." (though is Faline rreally one to talk? :P) "I think I want to have a worrd with him..."
<Cecil`^> "He talked with simon for a while, then simon tried to kill himself.. maybe I should go regulate.."
<Rei`> "Faline don't, i have a fealing he is in better fighting shape then i am"
<Rei`> "umm Cecil he does have plains to kill you"
* Cecil`^ smiles
<Cecil`^> "Good."

<Jane`^> "Ok, that's in the past, we all have killed something sometime in our life."
* Simon``` stares at jane "It was yesterday!"
<Jane`^> "Yesterday is still the past."


<Salem_> "and i got a funny feeling about the others as well...should we worrie?"
<Vaj> "I'd worry for any humans faline meets.. or meats as the case may be."

<Salem_> "vaj- i've been getting "feelings" from back where the others are.... and well i do not know why"
<Vaj> "What kinds of feelings?"
<Salem_> "um..empending doom kinda feelings..not happy ones"
<Vaj> "makes sense, considering the fact they have a certain were-tigress with them."
<Salem_> "no...its bigger than that... shes a gear in the whold doom days device...but its like engulfing them all"
<Alcar> (( Wow. A "gear in the whole doomsday device" ... I think Faline needs to hire some seriouis PR people .. ))
<Vaj> ((why? she doesn't already have enough to eat?))

<Salem_> "she has to be stoped some how... at first she was like a palidin- now just a force of destruction- why did she turn?"
<Vaj> ((a sprinkle of vampire, a dash of predjudice, a twist of dragon.... and a gallon of Faline))
<Salem_> "he has to be put down.... or at least contained- her actions started the gears rolling...."
<Salem_> "and now i fear the doomsday clock is nearing the 13 hour"
<Vaj> "I think the gears were already going, Faline just sped up the process."


<Dalv> "We can kill them! We can do it! We're PCs! We've got red uniforms on Star Trek" :P

<Salem_> "of course....well how do i fit in this plan?"
* Tommy``` shrugs "You can raise the dead. There is power in that, more than just in the action . . you violate the natural orders of the universe. That is not soemthing to take lightly."
<Dalv> "There are far to many things that violate the orders to declare anything natural."
* Tommy``` smiles thinly at Dalv "Oh? Is that your final answer?"
<Dalv> "Yes, it is."
<Tommy```> "I think there is an order. Or perhaps a plan." *shrugs* "Just because the order is violated does not mean it doesn't exist."
<Dalv> "I suppose that you could be right."
<Tommy```> (( "I'm an NPC! Of course I'm right! ))
<Salem_> "bend the rules- twist the rules- rewrite the rules- just don't break them, then how will the game be played?"

<Dalv> (<( Is Dalv gonna be able to make it back to Trail by tommarow? :) )>)
<Alcar> (( somehow, yes :) ))
<Dalv> Good :)
<Alcar> (( VampireAir - its everywhere you want to go. ))
<Alcar> This flight doesn't serve peanuts, but the stewardess is Type O

<Caltak> hehe why is it one way or another all my characters end up getting made fun of be it directly or indirectly? ;P
<Sin{Away}> 'cause alcar is dming?
<Caltak> or maybe its just cause my characters are very make-fun-of-able (if theres a word for that I'd like to know it)
<Sin{Away}> laughable?
<Sin{Away}> comical?
<Sin{Away}> humorous?
<Sin{Away}> funny-looking?
<Caltak> hehe actually, for most of them, all of those apply. especially the last one :)

<Caltak> we were discussing why all my characters always get made fun of ;P
<Jeramias> I think that its obvious :)

<Caltak> he's still doing it tonight too tho right?
<Jeramias> Yeah, of course
<Caltak> oh good
<Jeramias> You're no fun now. You used to freak when there was a game without you :)

<Caltak> so what was our resident meat grinder doing during the game? (oh god now im doing it too)
<Jeramias> Hmm?
<Caltak> Faline ;P
<Jeramias> Oh, she wasn't there 'cause you wern't :P
<Caltak> oh so was it the whole "spontaneously fall asleep" thing again?
<Jeramias> Something like that
<Caltak> ah. how...creative :P

* Sin{Away} votes that Faline becomes the first were-tiger to spontaneously combust

<Sintaqx> I think Arnols Schwartzenegger would have been a great vampire ;)
<Alcar> "I vill be back. Again. And again."
<Alcar> "And again, until my contract runs out! So stake me! I vill not die!"
* Alcar would like to see that in a vampire movie :p
<Sintaqx> "And if you kill me, they vill just clone me! so Hah!"


* Jane`^ gives kara a quick and unoticable glance
* Kara-Dalv notices the glance
<Kara-Dalv> :P
* Jane`^ did it too fast to notice

<Cecil`^> (( If the dm made a barrier around this god damned city I'm gunna rip his little head off, and his roomates too! ))
<Kara-Dalv> (<( lol, well, he did )>)
<Simon```> (( Actually, some npcs did :p ))
<Faline> (( oh sure blame it on the NPCs ;P ))
<Cecil`^> (( I'll pay for the trip to go up there and do it... ))
<Cecil`^> (( You ARE npcs! ))
<Simon```> (( so? ))
<Faline> (( so anything an NPC does is your fault alcar ;) ))
* Cecil`^ passes the donation basket around so he can afford to go up to canada and kill the dm

* `Salem hates the sound of being alone- but is glad she still can hear vaj
<Vaj> ((I do what the voices in my head tell me to))
<`Salem> ((he he yea shes crazy now)
* `Salem nods to what vaj is saying
<Simon```> So Vaj teaches Salem to drive ..something about that is seriously disturbing
* Vaj looks as innocent as a damned soul can

<Simon```> Ok,you drive out of town with Vaj's assistance. The entire city looks ruined. Bodies, buildings . .everything levelled as if some mad god went on a rampage. Even undead bodies everywhere.
<Simon```> As you leave the town limits you are struck by the sobering realisation that even Faline couldn't have done all this in 1 night . .
<`Salem> "oh my god...
<`Salem> "i did this... I have a higher body count then FALINE?"

<Simon```> ok, you look around for one old lady in the city . . you can't find her
* Cecil`^ looks through the forest, using his dragonly sense to sense a dragon ;-) we do that you know =p
<Simon```> Shes a bit old for a mate :p
<Cecil`^> no no!
<Cecil`^> I can sense other dragons, it's a magical ability =p

<Vaj> ((Salem makes her way back towards the others ant the soap opra they call their life))
<Vaj> ((Of course, in soap operas the stars generally find their long lost twin, not eat a TV reporter.))

<Simon```> so Salems around noon, the other back at 11 am + time to drive ..
* `Salem gets to 88 miles per hour and goes back in time to 11 am
<Simon```> hmm, its possible . ..
<Simon```> 1d100
<Sparkie> Simon``` 1d100: 3
<Simon```> remind me to never, ever roll percentiles again.
<Simon```> Ok, Salem reached 88 mph . . roll d100 Salem :)
<Vaj> ((oh gods))
<Vaj> ((But it's a studebaker! not a DeLorean!!!))
<Simon```> The demon doesn't care :)
<Vaj> ((well fuck me...... this aughta be interesting))

* Faline (( thinks Faline would be cool as a lone biker :) ah well, life didnt go in that direction :) ))
<Vaj> ((I think Faline would have to be a lone biker.. she'd have eaten all the others in the gang))

<Vaj> ((do.. lets see.. this group has the following enemies.... other weres, vampires, WIB, an organization of wizards, all the major denizens of hell, and normal people, and quite possibly every major religion in the world. ... have I missed anyone?))
<Faline> (( thats being a bit over dramamtic ))
<Vaj> ((a bit over dramatic? that coming from a man-eating were tigress/cleric???))

<`Salem> "um...hi guys...i just drove from hell- and boy my arms are tired

<t;`Salem> "um...well got bad news and worse news.."
<Rei```> "can't get much worse then this"
<Jane`^> "Great, spit it out."
<Vaj> (( I know what could be worse.. Salme could be Faline's child....))
<Faline> (( AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! ))
<Faline> (( Dont even TALK like that Vaj, I almost had a HEART ATTACK ))

<Jane`^> "Yeah, the devil, quite the boyfriend, anyway, besides going to hell, are YOU alright?"

<Cecil`^> (( Oh, by the way, did cecil forget to mention salem was in hell? That's the only thing I got out of my meditation, but it was to brief and undescriptable I didn't really get ANYthing out of it cause I didn't understand =p ))
<Cecil`^> (( TO be exact, this is what I got:
<Simon```> You get an image of Salem in your mind, and something with eyes burning with hells fires. Then nothing ))
<Vaj> ((actually, that wasn't salem in hell.. htat was hell in salem))

<Kara-Dalv> (
<( I think that I finnally figured out what Johnny is. He's an alien. From, uh, Mexico. )>)
<Simon```> (( Jer, Jer, Jer . .Roswell isn't in mexico :p ))
<Kara-Dalv> (
<( Oh, he's from new mexico then :) )>)

* Vaj is arguing his case with the insurance guys back in hell
* Vaj argues that since posession is 9/10th of the law, and the vehicles in question were not posessed at the time, well then I posessed them and by the letter of 9/10 of the existing laws the vehicle was mine to destroy.
* Vaj then asks each insurance guy how much they embezzled from their respective companies in life ;))
<Simon```> They don't reply but get angry and send for the lawyers who were ALSO politicans in life. Vaj is now worried :)

* Vaj asks the polotician lawyers if they kept all their campaign promises
<Simon```> They say yes of course Vaj :)
* Vaj also asks them if they would lie to their own wives about how often they slept with their secreteries
<Simon```> The politicans inform Vaj that they never had sexual relations with those women :)
* Vaj never said that the secretaries were women, therby trapping the lawyers

* Vaj would suggest Faline joins him in hell.. down here it doesn't matter how many times you eat someone

* Simon``` looks at Salem "What did the demon do?!"
<Salem_Bloodstone> "simon- i do not know-...but i destroyed a whole town in one night and distrubed many graves"
<Kara-Dalv> "You did that?"
<Salem_Bloodstone> "i am more of a force of terror than our dear faline"
* Faline ignores the force of terror comment

<Salem_Bloodstone> "i do not know why the forces of evil seek me out?....all i wanted was a normal life"
<Jane`^> "Don't say that simon, You need to want.'
<Faline> "we all did, Salem."
<Simon```> Falines nose grows 5' j/k
<Faline> (( hey I did! ))
<Salem_Bloodstone> "but YOU started the wheels turing..with your quick bloody claws and appitie"
<Faline> "That's not entirrely my fault."

* JohnnyDan 's knuckles crack, for no apparent reason
<Simon```> (( Why is it that when peoplesay that there is a reason? :p ))
<Johnny|Dan> ((I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about, Alcar. *whistles, looking at the ceiling*))
<Vaj> ((law of PC attention getting annoyances))

<Kara-Dalv> (<( I'm telling ya, he's an alien from mexico )>)
<Johnny|Dan> "Uhm, nice to meet you, Salem. I'm Johnny." *runs off down the road, letting the girls use the bike*
<Vaj> ((definitely mexican))
<Johnny|Dan> ((I may not be able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, yet, but like a mexican heading for freedom, I run faster, and leap taller fences than lazy americans ;)

* Cecil`^ goes upstairs for a few minutes and comes back down looking like james bond, with new clothes and a nice new face too
<Faline> (( the name is Dragon. Cecil Dragon. ))
<Faline> (( I like my damsels shaken, not stirred. ))
<Cecil`^> (( you got it ))

<Johnny|Dan> "Oh, I've been looking for you guys for a while now. You're all over every type of paper down in the US, and I just think you're all cool!"
<Simon```> (( The pcs have groupies :p ))
<Simon```> (( faline is mobbed by adoring fans and eats some .. ))

<Cecil`^> "I see... I'm also told you have a remarkable ability to not blink... tell me about that?"
<Johnny|Dan> "Not to blink? Huh??"
* Johnny|Dan blinks
* Cecil`^ smiles
<Cecil`^> "Yes, you don't blink."
<Johnny|Dan> "Sure I do. I just did it."
<Cecil`^> "Of course."
* Johnny|Dan leans over towards Faline, whispering... "I was right. He is a bit loopy."

* Baliadoc doesn't get XP. Only quotes!! MWAHAHAHAHA!

<Chaos`^> Do I get my version of exp for telling salem she is the spawn of demons?


<Salem_> "i was passed out... and the name just came to me.... .and... some one held me-- and i woak up with the town gone to hell in a hand basket"
<Jane`^> "This one?"
<Cecil`^> "This town IS hell..."
<Salem_> "no the one i distroyed- this is faline's handywork
<Cecil`^> "We don't even need a hand basket..."
<Cecil`^> "You destroyed a town too!?" * Cecil`^ sighs
<Salem_> "i..i... didn't mean to, and...VAj gave his life for me"
<Cecil`^> "No one's safe from us.."
<Salem_> "it wasn't me!!... i was asleep"

<Cecil`^> "Falene has split personalities... You have a demon.. I have a damned other dragon holding us in... Jane, what do you have?"

* Salem_ tries to rember the good times she and vaj had- the open road- the high speeds- the miles of road kill....

* Cecil`^ wonders how crazy salem really is
* Jane`^ wonders how crazy cecil is...
* Kara`-` is glad that only her player is crazy

<Kara`-`> "Is killing Canadians even against the law in America?" ;)

* Mayor_Bob glares at Cecil, then turns a bit red "Look, people . ." there are some laughs, then he glares "What the hell do you want?! We're stuck here, with God knows what going on, things happening no one can explain. Dammit, we have to do something!"
<Dalv> "Lets form an angry mob!"
<Cecil`^> (( shut up you! ))
* Cecil`^ hits Dalv
<Dalv> "Who cares? Havn't you ever wanted to be in a lynch mob and go on a witch hunt?"

<Cecil`^> "We must be orginized though! There will be no mobs!"
<Dalv> "Damnit!"
* Dalv drops his pitchfork

<Salem_> i didn't know puberity invovles fire and brimstone!

<Kara```> I have an idea on how to get through... Where can I find a low yeild nuclear weapon? :)
<Simon```> Well, Baals houe might have had one :)
<Kara```> Sweet :)
<Kara```> How far out of the city does the barrier start?
<Simon```> just outside city limits
<Kara```> Damn... I suppose that a bit of the city will have to be sacrificed then
<Kara```> And then there is the radiation...
<Kara```> It was such a good idea to begin with :)

<Kara```> How 'bout this: If I find the supplies at the local nuclear power plant, can I build a bomb?
<Simon```> If you a) knew how to and b) there was a nucleaer power plant, you could :)
* Simon``` decides there is one

<Simon```> who is going to the plant? :)
<Kara```> Who ever I can convince to go :)
<Kara```> I'm not going though. I'm no fool :)
<Simon```> hehe. going to try and convince other pcs to come or ?
<Kara```> Actaully, right now I'm trying to decide if I was serrious, or just joking around and not realizing it :)

<Simon```> Jeremiah "I thought dragons eating people was just for virgins . ."
<Simon```> Jeramiah: "Oh, wait, I forgot virgins are mythical creatures."
<Rei`-> "i was thinking more the people getting fead to the hounds..."
<Rei`-> (or they are in this game any way...)

<Faline> Oh Yes! A Nuke is a PERFECT ide when in a city COVERED IN A DOME THAT LETS NOTHING THROUGH! We can just nuke ourselves! THat'll solve ALL our problems! *sarcastically* :P
<Faline> well, it would solve all our problems..but thats not the best solution :)

* Rei`-- keeps his eyes pealed for any thing out of the odinary then rembers what game he is in and looks for the normal instead

<Kara```> (
<( Try what? I'm dead serrious. I'm not as perverted as you think I am :P )>)

* Faline sneaks along like a stalking tiger who happens to have a cross and a gun
<Simon```> Faline bears an astonishing resemblance to Tigger for a moment
<Faline> (( and the wonderful thing about tiggers, is tiggers are wonderful things, they're bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun fun....er....I just scared myself, I think ill stop now ))
<Faline> (( hey since when does tigger have a gun?!?!? ))
<Yuki-Takuri> (( in the director's cut of the Tigger movie ))
<Rei`-> (you apparently didn't see the last holloween movie)
<Rei`-> (the one they never show any more...)
<Rei`-> (kinda scarrie stuffing and bits of fabirce ever where all the while this bouncing orangle ball of knife and ak47...)
<Faline> (( 'Thats T I DOuble G ER, BITCH! NOW GET IT RIGHT BEFORE I'M FORCED TO CAP YOU IN THE HEAD!" ))

<Rei`-> new bettals RPG titaled "playing Yoko Ono"
<Rei`-> a game in which you try and rip appart one of the gratest bands of all time while compeating for the other players money!
<Rei`-> Primary abuility scores B.Slap B.wine Sudice and the all inportant singing talent
<Rei`-> note not all abuility scores should be high a low abuility score placed in the right posstion can yeald you grate potental

* Faline murmers something that sounds like a prayer and her eyes glow blue. Her hand also glows blue and she touches Rei.
<Sparkie> Faline 1d8: 7
* Faline then repeats the process with herself
<Sparkie> Faline 1d8: 1
<Rei`--> (how fitting for a claric thought)
<Rei`--> (god: you tried healing your self BAD CLARIC!)

<`Ann`> zzzzz- AND I WAKE Up with an angle possessing me insted!!
<Cecil`^> I'd rather have an angle than a demon..
* `Ann` sprouts wings and trys to convert all pcs to one conformed religion


<Simon```> everyone else (I think) is currently in the mountain with the corpses of two hounds
<Simon```> rp - one sec, pizzas heres
<Rei`-> (gezz nice of a pizza delivory guy to show up on the side of a mountain..)
<Simon```> The pizza delivery peerson looks at Yuki, Rei and Faline and runs away "Green turtles in sewers I can stand, but this is nuts!"
* Faline eats the pizza deilvery dude j/k

<Simon```> The tree dies.
<Yuki-Takuri> (( Exp? ))
<Rei`-> (munchken alert)
<Faline> (( yeah thats the munchkin way! start a forrest fire! ;P ))

* Simon``` pauses, then says softly "You really think we'll get out? I mean, ever since all thsi stuff happened, our lives have been nuts."
<Kara```> "I beleive that we eventually will."
<Simon```> "I hope so . .its getting . .I dunno . . tiring."
<Kara```> "Then why don't you let us out, damnit?! I mean, you ARE the DM!" ;)
<Kara```> It's amazing what True Sight reveals ;)
<Simon```> not the DM :p
<Kara```> Sure, it works for that too "*** Alcar is now known as Simon```"

* Rei`-` sighs and mutters some thing about disfunctanal families and wonders how he ended up in the middle of this mess
<Rei`-`> "remind me to get a degry so i can be a cuples tharipest"

<Rei`-`> "whats your name boy?"
<Simon```> He looks at Rei then smiles and says "George. My name is George."
<Yuki-Takuri> "George what?"
<Yuki-Takuri> "George Bush?"
<Simon```> "junior."
<Jane`^> (( You guys are talking to George bush? ))
<Simon```> "George junior." His smile looks even strranger
<Jane`^> (( If this is George bush, I hate to see Al Gore... ))
<Simon```> (( its NOT george bush :p ))
<Jane`^> (( Course, Al Gore would probably call for a hand re-roll and start crying.. ))

* Rei`-` looks at the prisoner
* Faline looks at Rei and tells him something in cat
<Cecil`^> (( I wonder if they realize that I'm a dragon and I know Catteze.. maybe this guy know's Catteze, but that's just me.. you know? ))

* Rei`-` looks about expecting the trap to close
<Simon```> Nothing happens. but it does so ominously.
<Simon```> Nothing leaves for a bit to accept its Academy Award for good mood setting and comes back

<Rei`-`> "hay cecil as near as i can figur it, this ones one of your little ones"
<Rei`-`> "he even smells like you"
<Rei`-`> "you don't rember fighting with an ex lover do you?"

<Cecil`^> "A wall... I'm drawing a blank here... do tell..."
<Simon```> The man's sneer vanishes, replaced by a look almost like pity "Oh . . . "
<Simon```> Man: "FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELF!"
<Cecil`^> "I still got the blank... care to explain?"
<Simon```> The man shakes his head, angrily "No, damn you! After all this time! Liar! Hypocrite!"
<Cecil`^> "Hmmm... someone died..."
<Cecil`^> "Can I use a life line?"

<Cecil`^> and he is talking about _____ ?
<Simon```> __________ ?
<Cecil`^> This is where you fill in the blanks

<JohnnySteel> (does the one I'm attacking still look healthy? do use the term lightly?)
<Simon```> is undead, surrounded in fire and made form a dead dog. Would YOU look healthy?
<JohnnySteel> (i know, but does it look like it's still going? is 36 damage like nothing to it?)
<Faline> (( I think its dead, Jim ))
<Yuki-Takuri> (( I'm a doctor not a veteranarian! ))
<Sin{Away}> ((I dunno, healthy is a relative term.. though in this case he should be asking how many gouges it has and how willing to attack it is.....))
<Faline> (( Damn it Jim, I'm a Tiger not a doctor! ))
<Sin{Away}> ((damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a taxidermist!))

<Sin{Away}> ((summoning II, in theory, should be able to summon an entire rock band... since it's more or less based on intelligence))

* JohnnySteel is actually a mess of circuitry and electricity :)
<JohnnySteel> "Urgh... Damn... you all are stronger than I thought. Heh... my government thanks me for my dutiful service..."
<JohnnySteel> "Well... it was... interesting. Oh, the presidents calling. He has one last thing to say."
<Cecil`^> "Where's your off switch?"
<JohnnySteel> "Hasta La Vista... scumbags."
<Sin{Away}> (("and can you just apply it to your mouth?"))

<Cecil`^> "Hmmm... You know.. Robots do Usually have self destruct things in the movies..."
<Cecil`^> "But really, where's your off switch.."
<JohnnySteel> "Self Destruct in 3... 2... 1... Goodnight."
* JohnnySteel erupts in a cacophonous array of light and pure destruction
<Faline> (( but the JohnnySteel's Microsoft OS has a critical error and self destruct doesnt function :P ))

<Keith`> we realy need to fix falines insanity
<Caltak> I was just talking about that before
<Keith`> hmm Rei is serusly thinking of taking her to a nut house or some thing....
<Caltak> oh thats a good idea *sarcastically* you do realize what shed do to the people there dont you? :P
<Keith`> well as soon as he can get her off the mountan side he is going to get her help of some sort...

<Chaos`^> You can abuse NPC's as much as you want, that's just like abusing yourself
<Caltak> well, all of us are getting abused, one way or another, so dont pity yourself too much :)
<Chaos`^> I'm the only pc that doesn't abuse himself, and it turns otu the DM abuses him!
<Alcar> and the moral of this story is?
<Chaos`^> Don't let the DM Abuse you!

<Chaos`^> I don't have a pc anymore, I have an NPC Driven by a player that's confused!

<Chaos`^> You know what this means?
<Chaos`^> George had to die before he was a saint
<Chaos`^> I'm undead!
<Chaos`^> Alcar! I don't want an Undead PC!
<Caltak> naw, they just THOUGHT you were dead :P

<Caltak> arent all dms innately evil?
<Chaos`^> I'm not evil! Caltak> well, the good dms are all evil anyway :) to some extent
<Caltak> Chaos`^: sure you're evil you jsut dont realize it yet


* Alcar considers multiple personalities . .
<Ike> Alcar: That is a SEVERE flaw... Good for getting better edges. ;)
<Alcar> whos talking flaws? I'm talking rp :)
<Caltak> hmmm Faline is SR [Shadow Run]... naw too insane.
<Baliadoc> i think there's probably a limit to how insane you can be, Cal ;)
<Baliadoc> it's unfair to get infinite points :)


<Baliadoc> well, my first thought would be to beat you until you can't walk for a few weeks
<Alcar> well, someone from ireland could come over . . leprechauns in lolad :)
<Caltak> Baliadoc: well thats nice cause that hurts Faline too and its not her fault
<Baliadoc> of course it is. no reason to blame her other personality. They share the same mind :)
<Baliadoc> show me two minds, and then I'll just beat her unconcious and remove the bad one :)
<Alcar> psychic surgery :)
<Caltak> Alcar: you're a genius!
<Alcar> with a chainsaw
<Caltak> or not


* Faline is breathing hard. "w-what happened? Please tell its not what I think just happened..."
<Rei`-`-> "sorry but jonny didn't fair so well"
* Faline covers her face in her hands. "Oh God..oh God no..."
<Rei`-`-> "if it makes you feal any better he was packing around a bomb... he could have set it off at any time he wanted i'm sure"
* Faline shakes her head. "But..it's not like I knew that...oh God, it could have been Cecil...I..this has gone way to farr...this has to stop!"
<Rei`-`-> "nice to know your not the only one that realizes this"

<Simon```> Is Rei just chasing Faline or ?
<Rei`-`-> well that and keeping an eye on the woods i'm traveling thought
<Rei`-`-> don't want to come acrost any thing to nasty
<Faline> (( trip over a sleeping hell Hound... ;P ))
<Rei`-`-> you know tripping over a hell hound wouldn't be to funny
<Faline> (( LOL we both thought of that at the same time ;P ))
<Rei`-`-> (the realy sad thing is we both gave alcar the idea)

<Rei`-`-> "come on we need to get out of here, i don't think eather of us want to be here when the bear comes back"
<Faline> *quietly* "I...I just don't know...I...don;t even know what I can do."
* Simon``` wonders if Rei si joking . .
<Faline> (( hmm..bearburgers... ))
<Simon```> You take out an android and hell hounds .and get killed by a bear? :)
<Rei`-`-> (in small spaces bears are realy nasty)
<Faline> (( is small spaces OR open spaces, Faline is really nasty ))
<Rei`-`-> (true)

* Rei`-`- sighs and wonders how you spank a 2 year old in some one elses body

<Simon```> ok, you both awaken around 9 am . . you're alone in the cave . .
<Simon```> (( the DM resists all urges to make Adam and Eve references ))
* Faline doesnt wake up on her own
* Rei`-`- streaches and hits the dm with a fist while doing so

* Rei`-`- gets up doing his best not to wake faline and goes out to use a bush
* Faline isnt awakened by that.
<Simon```> The bush files for a lawsuit, citing emotional abuse, neglect and psychological scarring.

* Rei`-`- comes back into the cave and wakes faline just to make sure she is ok (this being a relative turm mind you)

<Faline> "Yeah, I'm f-" pauses, and a smile slowly appears on her face "I--I don't believe it! I think she's gone!! Thank you God!!! Finally, I'm sane again!"
<Rei`-`-> "lets not tests this, and not hold a party untill we are sure"
* Simon``` thinks of ways you COULD test that . .. and shudders
<Rei`-`-> (well there is always Rei back handing her for no reson....)
<Simon```> (( True. Or an Overeaters Anon Convention . . . ))
<Rei`-`-> (there is always dan panting a mearal of the photo's he took...)
<Faline> (( Rei--shes have to kill him on principal if he did that sane or not ;P j/k ))
<Rei`-`-> (yah but how many peaces we find would tell how sain faline is)

* Faline follows the smell of Dear, as dear make a pretty good meal ;)
<Faline> (( dear=deer ))
<Rei`-`-> (ok thats a releafe to see the spelling correction)

<Salem_> but there can be nice monters
<Simon```> She just looks at you "Nice? What part of the word "monster" do you not understand?"
<Salem_> the mon- part... but even monsters have feelings

* Rei`-`- continues along the not so marry way
<Faline> (( merry ))
<Faline> (( marry with an a is like, to get married :P ))
<Simon```> (( Rei was right. :p I dont think marrying faline would be fun :) ))
<Faline> (( to have an to hold, in sickness and in health, in sanity and in mass murdering cities.... ))
<Rei`-`-> (for better or death penalty...)


<Simon```> You go on auto pilot . . or whatever the dragon equivalent of it IS . . for an hour beforer the senses of your new?/old? body begin to adapt ... You peer in a nice lake and see your features . . .
* Cecil`^ looks in the lake
<Simon```> First conculsion is that you woldn't fit on a mik carton for lost kids. Second is that you are most definitely a steel dragon ..maybe a bit small, but a dragon anyhow
* Cecil`^ blinks at the image
<Simon```> The dragon blinks back, despite evil DM ideas to the contrary :)
* Cecil`^ makes funny faces at teh dragon to make sure it's there
<Simon```> it doesn't go away. You can bite yourself to make sure you are you, but you might do enough damage to kill yourself :)

* Cecil`^ 's stomach growls
<Cecil`^> "Good lord I'm hungry..."
* Caltak (( phones up the nearby town. "Um, I think you might want to evacuate..now." ;) ))
<Simon```> You hear a large bus going by down the road . . sounds like people going to an Overeaters Anon. Convention ...
* Cecil`^ shakes his head laughing at the thought of Faline's paradise

* Jane`^ is god knows where and hoping that it involves little roleplaying since cecil needs Chaos' full attention this session
<Simon```> (( jane - its ok. Being drugged and locked in a trunk requires little rp :) ))
<Jane`^> (( Thank god ))
<Simon```> (( Well, thats a different response to being kidnapped, but ok. ))

<Cecil`^> I hate to have to kill the whole town, but shit happens, you know?

<Kara```> "Raw meat isn't my cup of tea."
<Rei`--> "It takes some getting use to"
<Faline> "To each their own. Want to go with us? we were about to head over to the dragon's lair. *blinks* Wow, THats something you do't think you'll say to someone."

<Simon```> "That *gasp* was stupid!"
<Cecil`^> (( you're tellin' me.. ))
<Kara```> "Yeah, I think it was too. What was that for, Faline? Trying to get yourself killed?"
<Faline> "Why? Well, otherr than the whole insane mob thing. But otherr than that, I think we they should know! Besides, they wanted an explanation, and it was the trruth."

<Simon```> An older woman screams "No! I wont have this!" She marches towards Cecil, glaring at him "You!"
<Simon```> Old woman: "Vampires, werewolves and now dragons! This town . . " She glares at him "My daughter is a virgin, you know! I odnt want you eating her!"
<Cecil`^> "I don't eat vergin's I eat... cattle, bears are good, I like elk alot..."
<Cecil`^> "I have to be going now, nice meeting you all..."
<Kara```> Milenko comes into the scene advertising a service for virgins so that they are gaurenteed to not be eaten because they are a virgin :)

<Cecil`^> (( mmmmm were... ))
* Cecil`^ licks his lips
<Cecil`^> "You know.. I'm gunna have to find a snack sometime soon..."
<Faline> "I thought you said you ate beforre?"
<Cecil`^> "I have a big stomach
<Simon```> (( or two or three . . ))
* Faline starts to try to judge just how much jumping from this distance would hurt
* Cecil`^ searches the ground for any food
<Faline> (( you better, not do it--or I'll tell Jane! :P ))

<Rei`---> "how do you think i feal, save a town and get shot by some of the people in it..."
<Faline> (( here he comes to save the day.... ))
<Faline> (( *BLAM BLAM* ))

<Cecil`^> "Yeah, I've got a problem."
<Simon```> Zorro: "What?"
<Cecil`^> "It's about my daughter, I need some help, she's been kidnapped."
<Simon```> Zorro: "Which one?"
<Cecil`^> (( this man knows way too much ))
<Cecil`^> "Jane."

<Simon```> Ok, it takes him 5 minutes but the bullet comes out
<Simon```> He drops it, staring at the wound "Its healing?!"
<Rei`---> "thats what halpons with out silver in my body"
<Simon```> He stares at you "You people are in for a world of trouble . ."
<Rei`---> "more like I'm in a world of trouble"
<Rei`---> "bleave it or not i once had a normal life"
<Faline> (( living in a shack in the woods is normal? er, forget I said that ;) ))
<Rei`---> (comparied to this... yah)

<Simon```> You arrive at the local park . .
<Kara```> The park? I was thinking of the kind of 'picnic' you have at a hotel ;)

<Kara```> "I like you Simon."
<Simon```> "Oh. I like you too."
<Kara```> "As more than a friend?"
* Simon``` looks at you, pzuzled "What do you mean?"
<Kara```> "Oh... Lets just go to the park then."
<Simon```> "I mean, I like you a lot as a friend . . " looks at you, eyes widening "You meant -- ?!"
* Kara``` nods softly
* Kara``` loves fucking with Alcar's NPCs.
<Simon```> lol
<Kara```> I didn't mean that literally

<Cecil`^> I mean one of those witch craft stores
* Cecil`^ enters and looks for books on dead things
<Simon```> You find a book on the PC party (canadian political humour :)), Disco . . a rather worn copy of the necronomicon for dummies. .
<Simon```> You do? LOL
* Cecil`^ reads the necronomicon book
<Simon```> Ok . .its a very basic book on raising the dead. Dos and dont. First off, it says to never, ever read the necronomicon. :)


* Faline gets to the cave without anything of note happeneing, I assume, and looks in. "Rrei, you in therre?"
<Rei`-`-`-> "that you faline??"
* Faline enters. "Yeah, what happened? I found blood, some bullets and..I think a boy scout cap."
* Faline is beginning to wonder if Rei picked up her "bad habit" :P

* Faline gives Rei another shot of Cure Light Wounds
* Rei`-`-`- is almost healed most of his other wounds then the lung shot
* Rei`-`-`- smiles at faline and thanks her
* Faline notes how fast CLWs always seem to go after she gets em ;)
* Faline smiles back and nods
<Faline> "I don't want you getting serriously hurrt, Rrei."
<Rei`-`-`-> "A bit late for that"

<Faline> hey first I get made fun of when I was insane and killed people. and now that I'm going for world harmony, and I get made fun of MORE? shit man, I just cant win


<Caltak> oh btw, I just thought of something to do with when you posted about letting you eat O.R. see, if Rei or I do it, we become the leader of the pack because we are weres. So, I think it'd be beter for us to kill him, that way more allies :) besides, we'd probably beat you there anyway since we're already heading off there
<Chaos`^> but... that means I'll have to eat you...
* Caltak underlines and circles the part of the previous statement that reads "we become the leader of the pack" then underlines the word "pack" a lot of times
<Caltak> do I have to spell it out for you? ;)
* Chaos`^ writes down the words "Hungry" and "Filling" and "Full" next to that
<Caltak> yes, dont you see?
<Chaos`^> yeah, I can eat the whole pack! Do it, I'm hungry
<Caltak> no thats not exactly what I meant...um but that works

<Caltak> hey Chaos you ever seen Dragonheart?
<Chaos`^> yup Caltak> yeah you know that part with the sword in the mouth?
<Chaos`^> yeah
<Caltak> yeah just remember that
<Chaos`^> but... were taste so good!
<Caltak> hey human is pretty good too but Faline could kick the habit so can you

<Chaos`^> c'mon, they are so good and there's so many to go around, I just want a few, you can have the rest
<Caltak> yeah but it tends to lower morale when your leaders let a giant lizard eat half the pack ;P um, you should probably be discreet about it ;P
<Chaos`^> K, I'll lead them to a cave or something and tell them there's gold inside Caltak> or maybe we can send them out to do things and they can "mysterously" vanish ;)
<Caltak> and chalk it up to crazy were-hating humans or something
<Caltak> you'd have to ask Rei to do it though, Faline cant be a part of the destruction of innocent sentients. OH I KNOW! THis is perfect and will help keep order too! Whenever someone doesnt listen, we send em to the dragon ;) hehehe

<Chaos`^> me and cal are discussing how to get me some were to eat
<Seraphina_Resc> eat Faline
<Caltak> naw Jane would get mad if he did that
<Seraphina_Resc> so.. eat her too
<Caltak> uhhhh thats so very wrong
<Caltak> Jane's his freaking daughter! :P
<Seraphina_Resc> I know
<Caltak> you're sick, you know that? :P
<Seraphina_Resc> yes

* Caltak shakes his head
<Caltak> I mean, eating people you dont know is one thing but... christ, man! ;P
<Charin> More nutrients
<Caltak> omg :P
<Charin> Its just keeping it in the family Cal. Making sure they live on inside you.
<Caltak> rofl..ok this si so very very wrong :P
<Seraphina_Resc> and you thought your conversations were bad :)


<Salem_> "great... wonderful.....faline is gona .... well bring on the end of the world... eh, oh well at least i don't have to worry about finals

* Salem_ looks at tommy-there is no such place- war is like ripples in a pond- eventuly it affects the whole
<Sintaqx> ((so move above or below the water))
<Sintaqx> ((waves are circular in depth.. bellow them it is still calm))
<Salem_> end even then- the stone is still in the pond
<Salem_> once its tossed.. it starts the chain reaction
<Sintaqx> ((ah, but a stone at rest has a greater chance of staying there.. especially if burried inn the muck))

* Salem_ moves slowly and kisses his cheeck chastly.. i offer my friendship, and understanding, and the pure simple need for companionship
* Tommy``` stares at you, for a moment the anger be felt at Faline looking directed at you then he turns way "Come."
* Salem_ looks hurt.... wondering how do you deal with immortal beings
<Sintaqx> ((kick'em 'tween the legs))

<Tommy```> The exit flickers and you see an image of rolling hills, trees and animals; summer sunshime and warmth beckoning you into her land
* Tommy``` looks at you for a moment, as if about to say something, then steps through. And vanishes.
<Salem_> great... so death is not welcomed here.. wonderful and glenda just poofed! HEY! do i even get a toto!!

<Cecil`^> (( Try being called St.George when you're a dragon ))

<Cecil`^> (( I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the onion that makes your breath smell bad, I am the beans that give you gas, I... Think I need a bath... ))


* Faline tries to use tiger stealth, and is about to roll her move silently check, when she suddenly remmebers shes still in 2e...um..I just try to be steathy then ;P
<Cecil`^> (( you realize move silently is a thief only skill in 2e ;-))

<Salem_> "god dam.. i'm a frekin test tube baby of the gods"
<Simon```> (( you can put that on your resume :) ))
<Salem_> (( wanted- necomancer, demon spawn, and test tube baby of the gods... postiton- savoir of the known world))

<Simon```> She stares at you, dumbfounded "We hid only from an oath, and because of honour. Mortality is not a thing of dragons."
<Cecil`^> "Imortality, mortality, they are the same thing, one just lasts longer! This oath, this honor, honor... this word... this word, some use it to prevent fears, but honor, in itself, is caused by fear, the fear to do as others think of as wrong.. an honorable thing, in the sewers, is to piss on the turds."

<Simon```> Old Woman: "Change is a thing of mortals .. " She follows you, shaking her head "In time, your heart will change and you will understand."
<Cecil`^> "How do you know of change, if you have not experienced it?"
<Simon```> "We experience it as it passes us by."
<Cecil`^> "experience... is a sign of change."
<Cecil`^> (( hehe, gotcha there! ))
* Cecil`^ (( moves his queen 'check' ))

<Simon```> She shakes her head, looking irritated "What dragons are, we always were. We see what they do from a distance, through their dreams and plans. It does not affect us." She frowns, thinking of a metaphor "It as you are nto affected by movies you see, yes?"
* Cecil`^ looks at her "I have never seen a movie that didn't change me, atleast a little."
* Cecil`^ (( moves his rook "check.." ))
<Simon```> She looks at you "The change is of the moment, not of . . time. To those who live as we do, the moment means nothing. It passes and is gone."
<Cecil`^> "Then why do you show so much wisdom, if it all left you?"
* Cecil`^ (( moves his pawn "check..." sigh.. ;-))

<Caltak> damn I feel like superman now :P
<Caltak> Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to eat entire towns in a single meal...naw that just doesnt sound right ;P

<rei`-> WTF you said i could change with out problums.. not even a roll to try??
<Simon```> I said you could CHARGE with no problems, not change
<rei`-> OH
* rei`- beats his head again'st the keybored
<rei`-> you sure?
<Simon```> yeah
<rei`-> your sure i can beat my head again'st the keybored at will?
<Simon```> do your attack I ment :)

<Simon```> Ok, the place is still open, but its close to closing time. And yes, Faline is in there, doing reception work. She looks distracted
* Cecil`^ rushes in "Police, Miss Faline, you're under arrest for the murder a reporter and several other civilians."
<Simon```> Faline looks up absently "May I finish this filing first?"
<Cecil`^> "I'm affraid not, you'll have to come with us."
<Cecil`^> "If you will come with us to the 'station'."
<Simon```> Faline: "I see." She rings a bell and the Vet comes out, looking tired. "Yes?" Faline: "I'm being arrested now. For a few murders it seems. Do I get vacation pay?"
<Simon```> Vet: "What the?!" He looks at you "Who are you?!"

<Simon```> She nods "Can I change the phone message first?"
<Cecil`^> "No, You must come with us now."
<Simon```> She nods "It will only take a moment" and taps a button "Self destruct, t minus 4 second . " j/k
<Simon```> She nods "It will only take a moment" and taps a button "Hello, the Vet is dead and I, Faline, killed him. So I'm going to jail. You can go to Kamloops, which really is a much cheaper place, if you wish. And no, I didn't eat your cat, Mrs Parnofsky." She looks over "Done."
<Cecil`^> (( "There is no one at teh office right now, and the vet is currently on the floor dead, thank you for calling, we will get back to you when we are both alive again." ))

<Simon```> Edward: "I can fly her to the Queen. And she will help rescue your daughter."
* Cecil`^ nods "Will you return?"
<Simon```> Edward DeAth: "Yes. I will owe you for this."
<Cecil`^> (( HEHE I wanna see how faline and rei will react to him.. then again.. ))

<rei`-> "wake me if there is a blood thrusty mob out frunt"
* rei`- goes off to get that nap
<Simon```> (( which one Rei? the towsfolk, the people from the vet clinic, vampires, Zorro and companions, more vampires, or the native weres? ))
<rei`-> (any and all of the above)

<Cecil`^> wish I could get some kinda mental connection or somelthing =p
<Cecil`^> ohh! a familiar!!
<Cecil`^> or a dragoon =p
<Cecil`^> yeah, a vampire dragoon! cool! >:)
<Cecil`^> That would make me like... as munchy as faline.. maybe a little less ;-) but you know


<Edward_DeAth> Faline and Rei (if hes awake) here a large number of vehicles pulling in the driveway
<Cecil`^> (( That would be a.) zorro b.) the red brother hood or c.) queen of cats
<Faline> (( or d) angry mob of villagers ))
<Edward_DeAth> rei sees answer d coming into the yard .. lots of vehicles, lots of people. armed and reeking of fear

<Faline> "Cecil, you're acting like a child. Stop."
<Cecil`^> "I have to do something in my spare time.."

<Faline> "Ok, good, so let's get out of here then, ok?"
* Rei`-- is looking about for a way to leave and keep the house between him and the mob
<Faline> (( into the woods? ))
<Rei`--> (what i was thinking...)
<Cecil`^> "Hmm.. Oh! I think there's a hole down into hell somewhere around the forest.."
<Faline> "What?"
<Cecil`^> "Where the demon came out of.. Let's go!"
<Faline> "Uh, no, let's don't."
* Edward_DeAth shakes his head "You haven't even been here a month ... impressive. It took even Vlad Dracul longer to get a mob against him."
* Faline follows Rei, ignoring Ed's comment

* Faline figures she locates a phone next to the bed, since thats where I've seen em before, and sits on the bed, taking a scrap of paper out of her wallet and picking up the phone
<Edward_DeAth> ok
<Edward_DeAth> nothing evil happens
<Edward_DeAth> you contine? :)

<Edward_DeAth> ok . . you see an unmarked forest floor . well, unmarked except for the pentagram someones drawn where the deon came out and the dirt they shovelled back in
<Edward_DeAth> the candles are lit and a young man is chanting something in the middle of it all
<Cecil`^> "and who are you?"
<Edward_DeAth> he looks up with a shocked start at the two of you, his eyes glowing for a moment with magic then says "W - who are you?!"
<Cecil`^> "Escuse me, but I have a date with hell.. would you like to move?"

<Edward_DeAth> He looks at you "I AM in the process of opening a door to the netherworld. You can kindly go away." He waves a stick .. err, wand .. at you
<Cecil`^> "Oh, you are, well, let me help..
<Edward_DeAth> The kid looks at you "I said --- Huh> You want to help?"
* Cecil`^ walks into the middle of the thing and speaks in draconic "Going down!"
* Cecil`^ figures simplicity over all else works
<Edward_DeAth> The world vanishes with a swirl of colours, as if someone poured paint thinner in a painting .. you'd standing in a grey void, surrounded by grey void
<Cecil`^> "This is hell?"
* Cecil`^ sighs "It's not all it's cracked up to be.."

<Cecil`^> "Well.. let's see.. gods can't go to hell.. what about heaven?"
<Cecil`^> "I'll be right back.."
* Cecil`^ looks at the sky
<Cecil`^> "Going up..."
<Edward_DeAth> Grey void flickers around you for a moment, then expells you again
<Cecil`^> "Alright.. I've got it all figured out.. the elevator doesn't like me.."

* Edward_DeAth looks at you "I .. I have some bad news."
<Cecil`^> "What?"
<Edward_DeAth> "The session just ended. My apologies."


* Salem_ laughs, happy for atlest one normal thing...er.. if playing fetch with a were is conciderd normal


* Edward_DeAth sighs .. hard to rp a vampire suffering claustrophobia at 40,000' when the other player vanishes
<Faline> yeah its also hard to rp a weretiger driving really fast who is about to ask a werefox about a demon when neither the werefox nor the other weretiger who is alos in the car are here, so there :)

<Cecil`^> "You tried to take the plane.. we want it back.. safely.."
<Edward_DeAth> Pilot: "I really doubt you can fly it."
* Cecil`^ smiles "I've watched M:I 2, I know how to fly a plane." he winks "What do you want?"
<Edward_DeAth> The pilot shudders at that idea

* Cecil`^ puts on his headset and turns the intercom on "This is your co-pilot cecil speaking, we have detained all but one of the terrorist, whome is flying us on our way down. Please take a seat, I have turned on the no smoking sign, If you are wounded, please find help, and above all else, stay alive.. oh and fasten your seat belts, it's gunna be a bumpy ride."

<Faline> (( list of weaknesses: -Silver -Catnip -Dairy products ^u^ ))

<Faline> Faline's dream: Meat & Catnip flavor ice cream ;)

<Yuki-Takuri> "But how could we find him if he's looking for us?"

<Faline> you waken with a peculiar desire for watermelon
<Faline> wha
<Edward_DeAth> you want to eat some
<Faline> yeah I gathered that....why?
<Edward_DeAth> no reason. you just want to
<Faline> I'm really confused now ;P
<Faline> is there a reason or are you just bein silly?
<Edward_DeAth> there is always a reason. especially to sillyness
<Faline> I mean milk products makes sence in a way but watermelon??

* Rei`-` figurs faline will wake on her own shortly there after
<Yuki-Takuri> "So whatta you think Rei?"
<Rei`-`> "I gave up on thinking when the village mob ran us out of town"

<Edward_DeAth> Oh, watermelon ... and a strange craaving for bagels. With extra cream cheese
<Faline> well the cream cheese I understand but whats up with the watermelon and bagels?
<Faline> I mean, I really dont get why I'd be craving watermelon and bagels...but whatever
<Faline> wait a second..
<Faline> HOLY SHIT
<Faline> oh wait it's not....ut oh
<Faline> its not what I'm thinking is it?
<Edward_DeAth> I dont know what you're thinking abot .. why?


<Rei`-`> "i'm starting to think we need to get you to a doctors"
<Yuki-Takuri> "What kind of doctor"
<Sin{Nappin}> ((A vet))
<Rei`-`> "a basic doctor, we can go from there"
<Yuki-Takuri> "hehe, not a vet or a shrink?"
* Faline looks at Yuki with a "this is serious" look
<Sin{Nappin}> ((As opposed to Faline's usual 'I'm gonna bite your head off' look?))

<Sin{Nappin}> ((I say let faline have the baby... she does her part in controlling the world population))
<Faline> (( hey yeah thats right ;) ))
<Rei`-`> (LOL no shit she has eaten enought healthy breaders)

<Baliadoc> and lo, God created the were-creatures. And then He, in His infinite wisdom, saw the one who would be known as Faline, and God said "Holy Me. I need a drink."
<Baliadoc> and God drank. And so man has consumed massive amounts of beer on Sundays, to get in touch with God's Hangover, observed every Monday during the football season.
<Pan`BG2> but subsiding just long enough in the evening to catch Monday Night football on CBS
<Baliadoc> This, ironically, explains God's reasoning for "resting" on the 7th day.

<AlcarDM> Ok, you hear screams as only 3 demons rushing through a hospital of sick patients can evoke. The sounds later get recorded and turned into a #1 rap hit.

* Keith` chears as he takes the lead in ending campaigns by any player!
<Keith`> good run for a one night stand kinda game
<Baliadoc> I'll catch up to you someday, Keith
* Baliadoc gives Keith the evil "I'll end another campaign too" eye

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