Session Start: Mon Sep 15 02:27:25 2003
Session Ident: #paranoia
* Logging #paranoia to 'logs\#paranoia.EsperNet.log'
* _____ has joined #paranoia
* ChanServ sets mode: +o _____
* _____ is now known as Rocky-R-OAD
<The_Computer> Are we ready?
<Rocky-R-OAD> Anything the Computer requests!
<The_Computer> I can't heaarr you!
* Alcar is now known as AlcarGM
<Rocky-R-OAD> Yes, O Computer!
<Rocky-R-OAD> What are your wishes?
<The_Computer> You will have fun. THe Computer says so. We will begin. Now.
<AlcarGM> You awaken in your creche room, all red and neat and tidy, ready to face the day for CPU, to boldly manage the citizxens, to inovate new ideas to root out commie traitors and pefect GARPs and metrices! The Computer's cheeful, friendly voice leads you though the usual morning ...
<AlcarGM> you're Wakey-Wakey pills, exercise to The Computer's cheerful "Now you've got it! 1, 2, 3, 4, jump on jack, the commie traitor! 2, 3, 4, 1, 5, No sinners get out of here alive! 7, 8, Who Do you appreiciate? , 9, 10, who is your friend?" *The voice from the loud speakers pauses, waiting.* One of the co-axial lasers in your room tracks you.
<Rocky-R-OAD> The computer! The computer!
<Rocky-R-OAD> Yay!
* Rocky-R-OAD jumps excitedly
<AlcarGM> You finish all warmed up, awake, and ready for the day - you're first say as a Troubleshooter! You're primed, you're punmped, you've screwed the red laser barrel on your laser, donned your new red clothing - no more lowly infared black for you, not thanks to Your Friend! All all you had to do was report that commie tratior George-B-USH for falsing pretending he had forms he didn't have!
<AlcarGM> And, to complete this glorious morning, you get a voice message from The Computer, just for you! And on your first day!
<The_Computer> ALERT! A LERT! A LERT HAS BEEN SIGHTED IN SECTOR REH! Report to briefing room 007 immediately. This mission is classified to secret for [deleted for security reasons]. Thank you for your cooperation and have a most wonderful daycycle! Your Friend.
<Rocky-R-OAD> "A mission! I will make my friend The Computer proud!"
* Rocky-R-OAD stands up, throws his shoulders back, and heads for briefing room 007 immediately
<AlcarGM> Where is briefing room 007?
<Rocky-R-OAD> I don't know?
<AlcarGM> Nope. You have no idea. It could be in this sector. Or any other.
<Rocky-R-OAD> Do I have any way of conveniently finding out?
<AlcarGM> You can always ask The Computer. Your Friend is here to serve you!
<Rocky-R-OAD> "Oh great Computer! Where can I find room 007, that I may RAIN YOUR JUSTICE DOWN UPON THOSE WHO ARE NOT FAVORED IN YOUR EYES, IN YOUR GREAT AND GLORIOUS NAME?"
<The_Computer> "What is your security clearance?"
* Rocky-R-OAD fingers his laser pistol unconsciously
<Rocky-R-OAD> "Red!"
<The_Computer> "That information is not available to your clearance. Please proceed to briefing room 007."
<Rocky-R-OAD> "Immediately!"
* Rocky-R-OAD leaves his room
<AlcarGM> The grey hallway outside your quarters is available to all citizens and you exit to see some scrubots diligently cleaning the floors and walls. Many infareds are going about to their duties, looking happy. Everyone is happy. To not be happy is a Sin. 5 mblue trobleshooters walking the hall with laser pistols helps, too!
<AlcarGM> (( Oh, yeah, and everyone has to obey all citixens of a higher rank than them .. to do otherwise is sinful to Him - your superiours were picked by Him in His Infinite Wisdom. ))
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( well fuck ))
<Rocky-R-OAD> "Excuse me, sir!" (to the nearest blue troubleshooter)
<AlcarGM> The hallway leads towards two elevators, one red and one blue. As a red citizen, you can only use red ones, or lower (black) oir for anyone (grey) ... or bluff your way into restricted areas :)
<AlcarGM> The big, blond-haired, blue eyed man in the blue suit fingers his blue gun and looks at you. "Whaddya want?"
<Rocky-R-OAD> "Our Friend, The Computer, in its Infinite Wisdom, has commanded that I report immediately to briefing room 007! I need your help so that the wishes of The Computer may be fulfilled!"
<Rocky-R-OAD> "I know that you must be a great and loyal friend of the computer, to be so graced by him!"
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( can I roll boot-licking? ))
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( how do I do that? ))
<AlcarGM> (( sure :p ))
<AlcarGM> (( d20 :) ))
<Rocky-R-OAD> 1d20
<The_Computer> Rocky-R-OAD 1d20: 5
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( I have a 5 in it ))
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( is that good? :P ))
<AlcarGM> Feeling-B-LUE looks at you , then grunts. "You never said what you wanted," but he does stop stroking his gun
<Rocky-R-OAD> "I am not cleared to know where briefing room 007 is, so I need someone to take me there, blindfolded!"
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( lol ))
<AlcarGM> Feeling-B-LUe says "Friend Computer, where is briefing room 007?"
<The_Computer> "For which mission, please?"
<AlcarGM> Feeling-B_LUE looks at you. "What mission, Red?"
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( is he cleared for secret information? ))
<AlcarGM> (( no :p ))
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( i.e. is it ok for me to tell him? ))
<AlcarGM> (( or if he is, you don't know :) ))
<Rocky-R-OAD> "I'm sorry, but you aren't cleared for that information."
<AlcarGM> Feeling-B_LUE barks "What is your name?"
<Rocky-R-OAD> Rocky-R-OAD
<AlcarGM> Feeling-B_LUE: "For the mission of Rocky-R-OAD, Computer."
* Rocky-R-OAD keeps a lookout for any commies
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( they're everywhere, after all! ))
<The_Computer> "How do you know Rocky-R-OAD is on a mission?"
<AlcarGM> Feeling-B_LUE begins to sweat and smile, happily. "Because if he wasn't, you would not have promoted him!"
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( lol ))
<The_Computer> "Very well. Security clearance is Yellow. Briefing room 007 is in REH section."
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( so I have to get promoted to yellow really quickly, don't I! ))
<AlcarGM> One of the other Blues draws his weapon. "You were not cleared to know that information, citizen!"
<AlcarGM> What do you do?
<Rocky-R-OAD> "What information?" *plays dumb*
* Rocky-R-OAD acts as if he was too busy looking for commies to be listening
<AlcarGM> Feeling-B-LUE points his laser at you! "What information did you not here?"
<Rocky-R-OAD> "I didn't hear anything after you began inquiring of the computer! I was trusting that you, being favored of the computer, would take care of matters!"
<AlcarGM> Big-B-ANG begins shooting the infareds in the hall, for violating their security clearances.
<Rocky-R-OAD> "I was busy looking for commies and traitors, and those who might threaten Our Friend The Computer!"
* Rocky-R-OAD joins in fervently
<Rocky-R-OAD> "For the Computer!"
<AlcarGM> Feeling-B-LUE nods. "Very good, citizen!" He gestures to a third blue. "Take him to Room 007 immediately!"
<AlcarGM> The third blue is unarmed, shockingly, and smiles at you in a friendly, warm fashion, hsi voice even more mellow that Your Friends, if that was not treasonous. "Certainly. Come with me, please."
* Rocky-R-OAD follows obediently
<AlcarGM> The third blue takes you pass the smoking black boots of various infareds. A jackbot has arrived and is painting the hall Red, instead of removing the blood stains.
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( lol ))
<AlcarGM> The blue takes you to the red elevator, and enters it, then presses "0" for the floor. The elevator shudders and begins to move sideways, the decides to go down with a lurch - agility check!
<Rocky-R-OAD> 1d20
<The_Computer> Rocky-R-OAD 1d20: 3
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( w00t ))
<AlcarGM> You keep your balance easily. The blue barely notices it and stands calmly. After a moment, the elevator stops, and goes up to floor 0. Music begins to play from the elevator as it rises, slow and droning and unlike anything you've heard, grating on your mind and making you irritated, and tired.....
* Rocky-R-OAD slaps himself in the face to keep himself awake
<AlcarGM> The Blue frowns, then says "Satanic Commies!" andbegins to sing to counter it, his voice bright and pure like a dove's, if you knew what was one, and if you could kow that and not be executed for treadson. It sound a lot like the popuplar children's show Eunuchs-R-USS.
<AlcarGM> The elevator stops a good minute later and the blue stops singing, looking smug. The elevator doors open.
* Rocky-R-OAD looks very impressed
<The_Computer> "ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS! All infared loyal followers of Our Gloriousness are hereby ordered to move 3 sectors up. It has come to our attention that many accidents occur within 1 kilometer of the creche, and to prevent it, everyone will move over the next daycycles."
<AlcarGM> Christis-B-ORN asks you to follow him,and heads down a Red hallway.
* Rocky-R-OAD follows
<AlcarGM> You hear a strange sound uphead and notice that there is a hole in the wall, with some odd .... brown .. thing .. sticking out of it, and water pouring from it into the hallway
<AlcarGM> (( triangle shape, roughly, and ripped apart. A lot of odd voices, in accents you don't understand, are shouting behind the wall ))
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( what's the blue d00d doing? does he notice? ))
<AlcarGM> Christis-B-ORN points to a door and says "There is room 007, just past the disturbance," in a gentle, loving voice.
<AlcarGM> The wall shudders and water breaks free, gushing towards the two of you!
<Rocky-R-OAD> "Thank you for your help, sir!"
<Rocky-R-OAD> "Aaaaaaaaaah!"
<AlcarGM> Christis-B-ORN lifts up his hands and it moves around you, moving to the walls as if it was being parted. For a moment, his face seems to glow!
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( O_o ))
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( mutant power? ))
<AlcarGM> Christis-B-ORN parts the water, which rages through the gaping hole and down into the elevator shaft.
<AlcarGM> (( definitely :p ))
<AlcarGM> What are you doing?
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( is he registered? ))
<AlcarGM> (( nope, all registered mutant have a yellow/black armband ))
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( lol, this game is evil! ))
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( what sort of chances would a red d00d have against a blue d00d in combat? ))
<AlcarGM> (( You're asking if defeating a tainted mutie wouldn't be worth dying for?! ))
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( He'll be back as Christis-R-ISN anyway ))
<aslhk> ((lol))
* Rocky-R-OAD pulls out his laser and starts shooting
<Rocky-R-OAD> "DIE MUTANT SCUM! IN THE NAME OF THE COMPUTER!"
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( good point :P ))
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( forgot this wasn't amber for a sec :P ))
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( was like: How can I use this to my advantage... ))
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( :P ))
<AlcarGM> christis-B-ORN looks back, startled, but he's right beside you, and unarmed! You fire and his face explodes in a shower of blood -- good thing you wear Red, isn't it?"
<AlcarGM> The remaining water crashes back down but is only kneee deep. The brown wedge rips through more of the wall, going through through the hallway and into the other all in front of you with a low, grinding noise eerily reminiscent of the commie music on the elevator. From inside it you hear screams and the middle of it explodes in a shower of brown panels that break apart with alarming ease from the other side.
* Rocky-R-OAD shoots at the brown thing
<Rocky-R-OAD> "YAAAAAAAAAAA!"
<AlcarGM> A man is standing in front of you with an enormous primitive stick in his hand .. he's wearing brown clearanc clothing which you've never heard of around his Private Areas and is otherwise stark nake,d with long black hair ad wild blue eyes! He moves faste,r for a demon, and blocks your blast! His stick begins to melt and he drops it with a cry of fear!
* Retrieving #paranoia info...
* Rocky-R-OAD shoots him
<Rocky-R-OAD> "DIE COMMIE DEMON!"
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( wow, this is easy to RP! :P ))
<AlcarGM> You shoot him right between the eyes! He drops with a croaking sound but from behind him more demons, dressed in browns and greys, with strange clothing like cloaks, but the cloaks seem to have eyes and arms, even though thye don;t move, begin to pour out. One of them shouts "Vinland ivours!"
<AlcarGM> They're all holding sharp sticks and look angry at you
<Rocky-R-OAD> (( how many of them are there? ))
<AlcarGM> (( at least 10 ))
* Rocky-R-OAD shoots them all
<AlcarGM> the first reaches you as you're counting numbers, wading through water and swings, scratching your new armour!
<Rocky-R-OAD> "Damaging the property of the Computer is treason! Die!"
<AlcarGM> The others swarm you as youshot him .. He staggers back in shock
<AlcarGM> Two others push past, swinging mightily with their sticks, but you're no commie traitor and evade them easily!
* Rocky-R-OAD screams menacingly at them, and continues to mow them down in the name of the Computer
<AlcarGM> The two of them dodgre and one swings, cutting into your arm with his sharp, pointy stick. You stumble in pain and they attakc again, but by the grace of Your Friend, you evade!
<AlcarGM> The four savage demons behind them are holding other weapons, made of the same brown sunstance as their strange contraption
<AlcarGM> http://www.geocities.com/alternity1/paranoia/weapon1.jpg
