These are the entries currently in Sparkie's (sparkie) part of the word definer. They seem to have an odd underlying trend :)
You're really in trouble, timmy's trapped in the well, who ya gonna call? Sparkie the wonder elemental!
The put upon dice bot . . . always damned by players (and often DMs)
sparkie's more of a bitch than GW and SinBot
Thats why i said fuck sparkie! Hes a very unlucky bot
Sparkie` mother was a online tick take toe game
hey, rping is easy, getting spark to like you isn't :)
isn't that the bot that doesn't roll low critc for npc's?
depends on who you are, and how much spark wants to screw with alcar :)
KISS MY ASS Sparkie! . . . lmao Though, i imagine Sparkie has heard worse from other gaming sessions.
You certain Sparkie isn't Satanesque :)
<Bloodheart> are you actually sitting there rolling a die?
<Baliadoc> 1d20 - okay spark, remember the 19? the 19 was your friend!
<Sparkie> Sparkie, Sparkie, he's out bot! If he can't do it, his scripter should be shot!
<{WilliamRockwell}> *Sparkie hates NPCs more*
<SouthPaw_> sparkie is posssed
The Flaming Queen
<Yol_Tura> (( I hate you too sparkie!! I hate you I hate you I hate you hate you hate you!! ))
<Salem__> sparkie is our masscot
<Laura`----> no sparkie is the bonfire that lights are path thought life
<Sintaqx> Sparkie recieves more hate messages than anyone I know
<Caltak> Hehe if nothing else, Sparkie is useful for the quotes :)
<Kurt_Felton> ...I feel dirty just for using 'Sparkie the Fire Elemental'.
<Danric> called shot to the heart. Sparkie, plleeeeeeeaase don't fail me now :) ... or just leave me like a cheap 2 dollar whore
<Faline`> (( I HATE YOU SPARKIE! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU! ))
<Danric> 1d20 - spark, why don't you like this character? please be nice? please?
*** Sparkie (jmacleod@ip226.ottawa11.dialup.canada.psi.net) Quit (K-lined: No bots allowed on this server (2000/08/22 22.23)) - Sparkie - going through dalnet, one server at a time :)
see evil
<Faline> (( arg im teling you Sparkie is like half dog or something!! lol that makes him a Hot Dog :P ))
NEW AND IMPROVED!!! Now I actually understand the concept MORE THAN ONE WORD!!!
<IkeDM> ((YOu wanted dead PCs! WORK with me hot stuff!))
<Temera> 1d20+2 I hate you sparkie.. no mater what you roll
<Salem_Bloodstone> sparkie want me evil- ;(
<Robert```> (( Sparkie, you FUCKING SUCK ))
<Chaos`^> Sparkie couldn't light a fire if he rolled it himself!
<Tara-Arquette> I HATE SPARKIE I HATE SPARKIE
<Natalia`> sparkie hates me....
<Sharra> Screw you sparkie
<Jasmine^^^^> DAMN BOT
<Terry_```> OMG Im a bettter pilot than Elana but when she shoved me outta the way and tryed it, Spark gave her a 2!!! a 2!!!!!!!!
<KhelDM> It also misses, Sparkie hating all equally.
Ur damn Bot is Fucked
<Drudwyn> ((DAMN YOU Sparkie!!!))
<Sin{MostlyElsewhere}> you know... having a relationship with sparkie is kinda like having a relationship with Jeffery Dahmer.... you know exactly where it will end :)
<Sparkie> ^Pana^^ 2d6-1: 3
<Kuraiko> *glares at Sparkie*
<^Pana^^> Kuraiko, its just a bot*roll his eyes*
Sparkie's a bitch, 'nuff said
* Lorath_Dakor kicks Sparkie in his flaming nads
* TexDKnght pats Sparkie on the head and tells him to be a good boy.... <G>
* Kimmey kicks sparkey in the happy sack. (Can't get any worse)
* FuzzyLogic rattles sparkie
<Zacharel> (( you knows its Sparkie when you critically fail hitting a door rofl ))
<Keith`> damn sparkie
<ArtQ-Sleeping> I am a GOD! And I want sparkie to have my love child!
sparkie doesnt roll dice, he makes judgement calls... "this person deserves to fail" "dms should always hit"
<ElanaDM> ((is our dicebot being retarded?)) <Sandra`-> (( do you have to ask? ))
<ElanaDM`> ((AOL is the only entity in existance that deserves Sparkie's full furry))
<ArthurQ> Sparkie.....you make my pants all wet <DiceServ> Eeeew <ArthurQ> everyone knows i have the hots for sparkie <ArthurQ> alcar if you add that to the quotes im gonna kill you
<AlcarGM> I HATE YOU SPARKIE
* SaMnMaX-AwaY researches the commands site for a command that will make sparkie cut off it's own tonker
<LadyIslay> I hate hate hate it ArthurQ> she hates the bot <ArthurQ> she ACTUALLY hates it <ArthurQ> not like the rest of us <ArthurQ> where he fucked up our rolls and shit
<Joe`> Fuck you sparkie!
Sparkie is like the revolver in russian roulette, no matter what he wins!
<Vora> (( "Damn that frikken dicebot!!" ))
<Ania> (( Sparkie: You've shown us that you can break the boundaries of utter improbability by delivering a series of dice rolls with under a 1% chance of occuring in a random system. Fucking stop already ))
*** You were kicked by Iota (HAHA WE HAVE KIT BACK NOW. FUCK YOU, SHITTY BOT)
<Cecil`^> fuck you sparkie
* Yuki-Takuri wants Sparkie killed, for once in her life
<JamesDallasEgbert3> sparkie is a bot
- Last updated: Jan 28, 2007
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