<Piotr`> I though Hubris was Fed up.
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A conversation, while walking through a desert to an Oasis...
* Kate`^ walks steadilly to the pond
<Kate`^> "You know, you're kind of a nympho right?"
<AlcarGM> Sara tosses away her shoes, liking her feet in the sand more. "What's that!"
<Kate`^> "It means you think about sex way too much and that you're addicted to it like a bad drug."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I'm more than kind of that!"
<Kate`^> "MOre than what?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "More that kind of like one, silly!"
<Kate`^> "So you admit it's bad for you?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "What? How could it be bad! It's fun!"
<Kate`^> "Too much of a good thing... You could get disseases, pregnet, and you just look like a SLUT"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "You are just jealous."
<AlcarGM> She prances along towards the oasis, humming to herself
<Kate`^> "Or you're just dillusional. Why would I be jealous that you look like a two bit whore?"
* Kate`^ sighs and keeps pace with her
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Why shuld you care!" she giggles
<Kate`^> "Because I don't want to see a girl like you, with a bright future, end up in a gutter somewhere crying because she can't afford to keep the baby she's about to have with a fear that it might be diseased"
<AlcarGM> Sara waves a hand airly "I don't have problems like that! I'm a dryad!"
<Kate`^> "Uh-huh... So being a Dryad gives you the right to act all slutty and get sex all the time?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Of course!"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "It's like the goat guys!:"
<Kate`^> "Goat guys?"
<Kate`^> "I alwayse thought dryads were reserved and shy..."
<Kate`^> "I was missinformed."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "No duh!"
<Kate`^> "Well... What brought you to liking sex so much?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "You dont't?!"
<Kate`^> "Well.. It's fun when done at the right time.. in the right place.. with the right person.. But not EVERYBODY EVERYTIME EVERYWHERE which is what you do."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "of course it is! Each time is special!"
<Kate`^> "It is more special if you only do it with those that deserve it!"
<AlcarGM> Sara stops at that, looking shocked. "Who doesn't?!"
* Kate`^ drops her mouth
<Kate`^> "What do you mean who doesn't!? You think your body is the village bicycle to be shared with everyone?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "If they want me and I want them it's all fun! And I always want them!"
<Kate`^> "There is something wrong with that though."
* Kate`^ sees how far they are from the oasis now
<AlcarGM> You're almost at it, the grass ahead is green and lush
<AlcarGM> Sara: "What?!"
<Kate`^> "You can't just give it out like it's for everyone, that's just WRONG!"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Why?"
<AlcarGM> she smirks
<Kate`^> "Because it's supposed to be a rare treat and you could have too many kids!
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I've had many kids! And it's fun!:
* Kate`^ clears her throat
<Kate`^> "I'm sorry?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "What?! You haven't yet?!"
<Kate`^> "How old are you Sara?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "17!"
<Kate`^> "No, really.. How many years have you been alive?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "..... are you confused! I just said!"
<Kate`^> "How many kids do you have?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I lost count!"
<Kate`^> OMFG!
<Kate`^> "What do you do with them?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I eat them! All up! Good to the last drop!"
* Kate`^ stops and stares at Sara
<Kate`^> "These were human babies... Right?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Of course!"
<Kate`^> "YOU EAT BABIES!?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I ca't have any wiht dogs you know!"
<AlcarGM> Sara looks at you, then looks, then collapses on the grass in gales of laughter
<AlcarGM> Sara: "You should see your face!"
* Kate`^ growls and sets infront of the pond
<Kate`^> "That isn't funny!"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "It was great!"
<Kate`^> "So do you really have kids?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Of course! Lots of them! But they're trees!"
<Kate`^> "Gah.. Seriously, You could get pregnant and have a human kid to take after... and it's supposed to be a special treat, you can't just give it out when anyone asks.. besides... ... It makes it better if you force them to wait."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I am serious! I have acorns! They're my kids!"
<Kate`^> "So what.. YOu birth acorns when you have sex or something?"
* Kate`^ grins
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Of course!"
* Kate`^ sighs
<Kate`^> "Enough jokes, let's drink, I'm thirsty."
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