"Lissen up! You, in da back! Yeh, lissen goot. We’s orcs. Y’ got dat? Ohh, smartsies. Now lissen, and lissen goot dis time. We ain’t ‘umans. We ain’t wimpy elves, or short folk. We’s orcs. Most o’ you dun like me. I dun like you. How other’s gonna likes us, eh? They ain’t. We’s big, an’ tough, and we fight goot. So, lissen, everything has a price, right. Ya know dat. I knows dat. Faugh! You in da back, shut up! Now den, to get t’ m’ point, no one likes us. Go cryin’ do yer dam if ya gotta but s’truth. So dat means we gotta fight dem and be feared by ‘em an’ be get our respekt. Ya got dat? Goot.
"Oh, and we gotta get rid o’ these accents. But its good, you know? Yeah, yer nodding. “Stupid Orc” dey -- they say, and we go along. Better to trick them with m’ dears. And its a tricky world out there, younglings. Everything we get comes from others. The Blood give us dere power, fer a price or two. The elves teach, but don’ except us t’ remember. And most o’ you won’t. But some of us, yeh, some of us can, you see? Its a game, cublings, a game we keep playin’ and a game we don’t dare to lose. Better to be ignored and mocked, right? Better to be pitied than envied, yes? Good!"
Racial: +2 to all Bluff checks
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