Ways To Kill Leaf

These were just ways developed to kill a PC Warner's Synth campaign ... it got bad enough that we devoted a channel to plotting his demise and this list was born.
  1. raccoon :)
  2. leafs horse falls, breaks neck on way to town . ..
  3. death by DM for thinking VVarner is vvander . . .:p
  4. Being transfixed by numerous arrows for asking a very dumb question in a very very dumb manner
  5. being cut in half by an irritated bandit leader
  6. Being pelted full of arrows during his honourable duel with said leader (translation, being allowed to be cut in half by a bandit leader due to the fact the DM is more than slightly irritated)
  7. Getting caught in his damn Pokeball cuz he's too damn cute
  8. Rolling for no apparent reason, Sparkie burns him to a crisp
  9. Leaf's apparent obliviousness creates a giant anti-matter hole, sucking the universe into it, and killing not only him, but us as well
  10. 5 farmers are sicked on leaf and he dies horribly :) (The Nigel Syndrome :))
  11. Discover 18(00) doesn't do everything for him :)
  12. Gets kicked by everyone. At the same time.
  13. Asks Kynan for help? :)
  14. Finds Tim's newest creation amazing, until he finds out what it is.... broiled Coon! MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  15. Ways To Kill Leaf Method 349: Drag a night on until he goes insane and kills himself :)
  16. Ways to Kill Leaf Method 4883: Show him this list, kill him while he complains about how long it's taking him to read it all
  17. <Leafeimmo> "ermine ermine ERMINE COME HERE" . . .a pit fiend named Ermine here's this . .
  18. Gets attacked and killed by a killer Thong . . .
  19. interesting crossover method: Is sent to the Wasted World, where he meets Reeve and Snake and Gal, who're just in a bad mood for no apparent reason
  20. * Leafeimmo hopes the coon steals somthing
    * Timbalin wonders why Leaf wants the God to kill him :)
  21. Angered God curses him by turning him into an apple. Ermine promptly eats him"
  22. hehe, we can give gnomish a shock therepy swich he can throw and zap him :)
  23. just leave leaf with gal's kender
  24. we apologize, slip urogath a few gold, and let him be hung at dawn. i'm dead serious too, if he fucks up too much i'll have him reported :)
  25. Galhalee makes a shock theropy device so leafs team mates can help him learn to be nice. He dies just before the batterys run out.
  26. Tell him the Pit full of spikes is really an Illusion
  27. hire an out side NPC who wants to be a PC to rub him out :)
  28. Another Interesting Crossover: Invite him to Kevren, and show him just how great 18(00) str is when you kill the same PC 50 times over, and he still gets up!
  29. poison him and watch him suffer for a week with disntary
  30. OH! The Final Crossover: Leaf comes to Callaran, meets the party. One more looney, and Baliadoc understands where evil vampires come from :)
  31. <VVarner> Nuts, i thought it would be the crowning touch to this story if leaf tiped em all over into the water :)
    <Kynan> theres still the sharks :)
    <VVarner> goood point :)
  32. <Alcar> have him become undead, and stake him onto mildly-holy ground . . take him weeks to die
    <VVarner> mildly holy ground? whats that? like a chruches garbage dump? :)
  33. Give him a Ring of Ressurection and Kill him all day long ;)
  34. Leaf dies by choking on one of gnomishes warhammer golfballs
  35. leaf is convinced to ketch one of gnomishes warhammer golfballs in his mouth...
  36. ermine (his racoon) becomes ravenous and eats out leafs eyes in his sleep...
  37. ermine finely steals something but its leafs soul
  38. leaf runs up to great the black dragon
  39. Leaf meets Sleeping Beauty and finds out shes a Succubus
  40. leaf is sent into orbit (by ever one kicking him all at once)

And while it's not really a way to kill leaf, a note from the DM:

  • BTW, if anyone reminds leaf about racoon tossing in combat I'll cast uncontrolable itch on their crotch

The introduction #game1 info odds 'n' Ends Contact Alcar here