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This was a fun little one shot D&D session I ran a while back.
Session Start: Fri Nov 17 21:15:07
<Caltak> be a shy dragon whos allergic to gold! :)
<Chaos`^> what?
* AlcarDM sighs . . just pick something. Want to get this show on the road :)
<Chaos`^> You know my personality.. ;-)
<Jeramias> Damnit Alcar! 'Something' isn't even in the MM!!
<Caltak> lol
<Caltak> hmmm..
<Caltak> be a kender :)
* AlcarDM gives up :p
<Chaos`^> lol
<Caltak> whats that one that comes right before ZOmbie?
<Caltak> in the mm
<Jeramias> The island turtle thing?
<Caltak> heh yeah :)
* Jeramias will be the odd one and play a human ;)
<Caltak> lol
<Caltak> oh I know eho you can be! You can be Jer! :)
<Jeramias> HAHAHA!
<Jeramias> Good idea Cal :)
<AlcarDM> Everyone get into nicks :)
*** Caltak is now known as Jarra
*** Ellipseis is now known as Nebin
*** Lockelar is now known as Bakaban
<AlcarDM> Game on
* Jeramias talks to himself, tries to fly, and shoots people with his bow
<Jarra> (( gah :P ))
<Jeramias> (<( Fine, I won't play him: :P )>)
* Bakaban looks around at the different people, observing what they are...if they're together that is.
<Jarra> (( hehe ))
*** Jeramias is now known as Prere
<AlcarDM> The 5 of you have been hired by a strange young man calling himself Dim who plies you with food, drink, gold, ale and other such things and has asked the 5 of you to root out some handitsd currently in the inn accross the city of Talt, a large industrial city by the lake in outer namdara..
* Jarra (( can just tell people to turn to a certain page of the MM to see what this char looks like :P ))
<AlcarDM> the bandits have taken over an inn a friend of his owns and are bothering the neighbours with loud noises, fights, and gerneral disorderly contant. Dim wants the 5 of you to "make sure they never do it again"
<Prere> (<( what page? :) )>)
* Jarra (( wont tho ))
<Jarra> (( ;) ))
<AlcarDM> you know of each other a bit - intro to each other here, in msgs or whereever :)
<AlcarDM> Chaos`^ - you playing?
<AlcarDM> ok, give pc descriptions to channel :)
* Nebin clashes his own weapons in front of him in a little battle only he can see
* Prere is a short human :P
<AlcarDM> The 5 of you have gone through the city, Dims offer of drinks and even more money in your thoughts when you come to the worse arras of town. Most of the cities lesser inhabitants can be seen . .usual mix of humans, orc, goblins, welfare recipients . . .
* AlcarDM grins
* Nebin is a very small Halfling w/ black eyes and hair... He is thin, wirey, and constantly moving... He wears his sideburns down to the jaw and his hair is down to his shoulders... He wears some patched up loose rags of many different colors (mostly blue)
<Prere> welfare recipients are their own race?
<AlcarDM> hmm, not sure :)
* Bakaban looks towards the human and grins a mischievious smile. He then looks to the rest
<AlcarDM> The inn in question "Dave's Bar and Restaurant" is mostly a bar, some sleeping areas and largely run down with age. Its a wonder the place hasn't been condemned by the city yet. Dim told you there are 8-10 bandits inside, along with their girls, kids . . the usual. Even from a block down you can hear the shouting, insults and the banging of rocks and metal together as they attempt to make something like music
<Bakaban> (I do hope there was a human)
<Jarra> (( hey Chaos you there? ))
<Prere> (<( Yeah, I'm human. What are you? :P )>)
<AlcarDM> The inns windows are boarded up and the door is closed, but looks like it could fall off at a strong blow. Dim told you there's also a door into the kitchen
* Prere groans
*** Chaos`^ is now known as Yol_Tura
* Bakaban is very obviously elven with his brown hair and dark green eyes...he wears a cloak to conceal...something.
* Yol_Tura Stands about 5'11 with a muscular build. He has long brown hair and bright blue eyes. He shows signs of being away from a town for a while. He carries a sword in his belt and two knives in the back of his belt.
<AlcarDM> You're currently a block away from the inn in qustion, wary lest the denizens of this area swarm and try and kill you all
* Bakaban looks towards the group...we're the local militia I guess.
* Bakaban continues towards the inn to speak with the people
* Bakaban pauses as he notices no one else follows.
* Yol_Tura just got back, thanks for waiting for me =\
* Bakaban looks
<Bakaban> "Are we going to talk with them or not!"
<Nebin> "You can if you want... They looks a little, um, harsh, to me..."
<AlcarDM> You can hear racous laughter, sound of a belching competition and general obscenties coming from the inn
* Bakaban observes the surroundings to see who and what else isn't so obvious
<AlcarDM> (( *sigh* Play a different pc then . . ))
* Yol_Tura wonders what he's doing at such a terrible place?
<AlcarDM> The 5 of you have been hired by a strange young man calling himself Dim who plies you with food, drink, gold, ale and other such things and has asked the 5 of you to root out some handitsd currently in the inn accross the city of Talt, a large industrial city by the lake in outer namdara..
<AlcarDM> the bandits have taken over an inn a friend of his owns and are bothering the neighbours with loud noises, fights, and gerneral disorderly contant. Dim wants the 5 of you to "make sure they never do it again"
<AlcarDM> there
* Yol_Tura would never accept such a job... ;-p
* Prere knocks on the door
* Yol_Tura stands behind Prere
* Yol_Tura is behind Prere, so he get's killed first
<AlcarDM> heh
<AlcarDM> You can hear racous laughter, sound of a belching competition and general obscenties coming from the inn
* Prere knocks on the front door
* Bakaban is knocking on the door
<Bakaban> (or not)
* Yol_Tura is near the back
* Nebin keeps close behind Prere, practically on his heels... He grips his weapons tightly...
* Bakaban looks at Nebin and shakes his head.
<AlcarDM> Ok, The "door" is opened by a very drunk human, looking like he needs a shave, bath and some breath mints, the latter discoverd when he leans out, holding the wall for support and breaths in your direction "Yesh?"
<Bakaban> "Shouldn't we try talking with them first
<Bakaban> "On the other hand..."
<AlcarDM> behind him you hear someone attempting to make music . . it soulds like they are taking rocks and rolling them into a tin wall
<Bakaban> "We've had complaints," he says with contempt in his voice.
<AlcarDM> The youth blinks, pauses, seems to focus on you "Take yer complints and shove 'ems! We gots rights!"
<Bakaban> "You seem to be infringing upon others rights. We can't have that."
<AlcarDM> He laughs, doing a very impressive - tho unintentional - imitation of a donkey braying "We gotsa law on our side, see. We bought dis place, eh?"
<Bakaban> *scoffs* "You don't own this place."
<AlcarDM> There are noises from those behind him that can be taken as agreement, or a toilet being backed up.
<Prere> "How about you just leave?"
* Bakaban looks over his shoulder
<AlcarDM> He giggles "Yeah, I can getcha the . . . deed thningy . . uncle gave it to me fer being a good boy!"
<Bakaban> "Why don't you do that."
<AlcarDM> He glares at Prere "You leave. This here is private."
* Nebin stays quiet as a mouse and grips his weapons so tightly his knuckles whiten...
<AlcarDM> Bakaban - you see 9 youths behind him, in various states of intoxication. One of them is apparently chewing on a sofa and saying something about "spiders on the ceiling"
<Bakaban> (humans?)
<AlcarDM> The youth at the door blinks, then staggers back inside "Ish wound here somewhere . . "
<AlcarDM> (( yup ))
* Yol_Tura stays quiet and calm in the background...
* Bakaban indifferently looks back at the youth that answered the door after looking towards the background.
<AlcarDM> He starts rooting through some cans, garbage and general refuse they've scattered over the floor
* Bakaban whispers to the rest of the group, "We'll be taking this from him if he produces it."
<AlcarDM> 1d20
<Sparkie> AlcarDM 1d20: 2
<Nebin> (die Sparkie!)
<Sin{Away}> ((no, casteration))
* Prere (<( agrees with Sin :) )>)
<AlcarDM> After 10 minutes of rooting he staggers back to the door with a piece of paper in his hand. It smells of vomit, stale beer and the writing that was on it is almost illegible
<AlcarDM> "Dis here's the deed. Punks!" he giggles some more
* Bakaban graps the paper and attempts to read it
<Krysylyn> ((any room for a fire elemental-hating elementalist, alcar? ))
<AlcarDM> (( not really . . Elanas running soon so making this game fast :) ))
<Krysylyn> ((k.. I'll be on the elemental plane of fire if I'm needed.....))
<Nebin> (lol)
* Krysylyn grabs her knife and opens a portal....
<AlcarDM> It looks like a deed of ownership
<AlcarDM> for what, you can't tell anymore tho :)
<AlcarDM> The youth smirks at you
<Bakaban> "I'll be taking this with me, thank you."
<AlcarDM> You take 3 damage from the smirk
<AlcarDM> j/k
<Bakaban> "We'll have to have it verified."
<Bakaban> (ahh...I'm dead!)
<AlcarDM> "no, is my thingy. My precious . . " he staggers towards you to grab it back
* Bakaban pulls it out of his reach
* Nebin leaps out in front of Prere
<Bakaban> (reminds me of a book I read)
<AlcarDM> He leaps at you
<AlcarDM> 1d20-5
<Sparkie> AlcarDM 1d20-5: 14
<Prere> "Why don't you go lay down and try to become sober?"
<Nebin> "Don't touch him"
* Bakaban pushes him back
<Prere> (<( brb )>)
<AlcarDM> ok, his leap becomes a very impressive stumbles jump, kick, sprain ankle, fall on face getting shoved
<AlcarDM> The other bandits look out "Hey! They hurt dave!"
* Bakaban sees them coming, turns and runs to a more open area.
<AlcarDM> They start grabing clubs
* Bakaban pulls his sword from sheath as he runs away.
* Nebin pulls out his daggers and waves them on...
<AlcarDM> ok, theres an empty lot 2 doors down . . about the only empty area around
<AlcarDM> They're charging :)
* Yol_Tura pulls out his Sword
<AlcarDM> What pcs are running or staying to fight?
* Bakaban goes to the empty lot
* Prere runs around until he gets back :)
<AlcarDM> heh
* Yol_Tura runs
* Nebin stands his ground just outside the doorway
* Bakaban yells, "It'll be better if we aren't so bottled up.
<Nebin> "Keep them in the doorway"
* Yol_Tura stops and nods
<AlcarDM> Nebin, you've got 9 drunk bandits stumbling (for lack of a better word) towars the door.
* Yol_Tura goes back to the doorway
<AlcarDM> Pcs attack first
<Nebin> 1d20+8 init
<Sparkie> Nebin 1d20+8: 22 init
<Yol_Tura> (( I thought they were charging? ))
<AlcarDM> they are, at the door
* Bakaban looks to see that everyone is stopped at the door and goes back to help
* Yol_Tura ready's for the charge
<Nebin> (isn't this 3e?)
<Yol_Tura> (( I thought so... ))
<AlcarDM> 1d20-3 - them
<Sparkie> AlcarDM 1d20-3: 4 - them
<Bakaban> (don't argue with the GM...his ruling is supreme above all else)
<Yol_Tura> (( no, sparkies rulling is supreme ))
<Yol_Tura> 1d20+6 init
<Sparkie> Yol_Tura 1d20+6: 26 init
<Bakaban> (ye get to go first)
* Yol_Tura ready's for the charge
<AlcarDM> Ok, they reach the door looking mostly out of breath - 2 of them attack 1 yol, 1 nebin
<AlcarDM> 2#1d20-2
<Sparkie> AlcarDM 2#1d20-2: 8 15
<AlcarDM> k, both attacks miss horribly. :)
<AlcarDM> Yol_Tura, Nebin, Bakaban :) go.
* Yol_Tura attacks a Drunken Bandit
<Yol_Tura> 1d20+5
<Sparkie> Yol_Tura 1d20+5: 17
<AlcarDM> hit
<Yol_Tura> 1d10+5
<Sparkie> Yol_Tura 1d10+5: 8
<AlcarDM> he falls back, screaming in agony and bleeding profusely
<AlcarDM> Nebin - go
<AlcarDM> what are Bakaban and Prere doing?
<Nebin> 1d20+7 dagger 1
<Sparkie> Nebin 1d20+7: 16 dagger 1
<AlcarDM> hit.
<Bakaban1> (I left after Alcar said both missed.
<Nebin> 1d4+1 damage
<Sparkie> Nebin 1d4+1: 4 damage
<Yol_Tura> (( I killed one ))
<AlcarDM> nebin - you cut something vital. The one Yol hit is yelling something about calling someone for hep and bleeding to death
<Nebin> 1d20+7 dagger 2
<Sparkie> Nebin 1d20+7: 9 dagger 2
<AlcarDM> miss
<AlcarDM> Nebin and Yol have taken two bandits out. other pc actions?
* Bakaban watches the stupid human as he runs around in circles
* Christof` walks up
* Bakaban waits at the door
<AlcarDM> if your attacking one, do it.
<Bakaban> (is there one at the door?)
<AlcarDM> yes
<Yol_Tura> (( they're all kinda crowded tehre ))
* Christof` stops at a slight distance
<Bakaban> 1d20+6
<Sparkie> Bakaban 1d20+6: 17
<AlcarDM> hit
<Bakaban> (long sword +some magical number)
<AlcarDM> damage?
<AlcarDM> (heh)
<Bakaban> 1d8+9 strength+bonus
<Sparkie> Bakaban 1d8+9: 10 strength+bonus
<AlcarDM> The bandit blinks as the weapon smashes into her and dies messily
<Bakaban> (frown a one)
<AlcarDM> Prere - attacking or ?
<AlcarDM> Christof - you see the others holding the bandits inside
* Prere attacks with his quartestaff
<Prere> 1d20+1
<Sparkie> Prere 1d20+1: 11
<AlcarDM> hit
<Prere> 1d6+1
<Sparkie> Prere 1d6+1: 5
* Christof` wonders just how easy it is to tell whos bandits and whos not
<AlcarDM> The bandit staggers but is used to staggers and just throws up instead
<Prere> lol
<AlcarDM> Christof - the bandits are all human, dressed in rags and smell. Badly.
<AlcarDM> its 10 pm btw.
<AlcarDM> roll init :)
<AlcarDM> 1d20-4 - them
<Sparkie> AlcarDM 1d20-4: 9 - them
<Yol_Tura> agin?
<AlcarDM> Yup
<Prere> 1d20+2
<Sparkie> Prere 1d20+2: 13
<Yol_Tura> 1d20+6
<Sparkie> Yol_Tura 1d20+6: 10
<Nebin> (3e used 1 init roll the whole time... ok, nm)
<Nebin> 1d20+8
<Sparkie> Nebin 1d20+8: 23
<Yol_Tura> (( Alcar just wants us to roll another init, k? =p ))
<Prere> ((oops, that isw 17. forgot my feat :) ))
<AlcarDM> init order: Nebin prere Them Yol Bakaban
<AlcarDM> Christof` - your init?
<Yol_Tura> they got 9, I got 10
<AlcarDM> oh, sorry
<Christof`> (( 1 sec ))
<Christof`> 1d20+9
<Sparkie> Christof` 1d20+9: 28
* Nebin 's eyes widen and he smiles a bit as he dodges another human and attempts to cut them to ribbons...
<AlcarDM> init order: Christof` Nebin Prere Yol Them Bakaban
<AlcarDM> go chris
<Christof`> (( so how many bandits left and where? ))
<AlcarDM> 1 bleeding bandit on the ground, 2 dead, 4 at the door and 2 behind them.
<Yol_Tura> ((7 all crowded around the door, we're blocking them in the building, bottleneck ))
<AlcarDM> (( yup ))
* Christof` draws his longsword and slashes at one
<Christof`> 1d20+19
<Sparkie> Christof` 1d20+19: 22
<AlcarDM> hit
<Christof`> 1d8+12
<Sparkie> Christof` 1d8+12: 15
<Bakaban> (cough...19...wow!)
<AlcarDM> The bandit has time to stare at you in confusion at the sword "Sword? huh?" And then dies. Messily.
* Christof` has another attack left too :P
* Ike shakes his head...
<Yol_Tura> (( how do you manage that Chrstof? ))
<Ike> (( Is Christof moonlighting? ))
<Bakaban> (if specialty rules are the same, i get two this round too)
<Yol_Tura> (( no they aren't ))
<AlcarDM> Nebin - go :)
<Christof`> (( well...im um..level 6 ))
<Ike> (( You don't want to know the rest of his story... ))
<Christof`> (( ;P ))
<Yol_Tura> (( hey! it's level 1-3 bucko! ))
<Yol_Tura> (( =p ))
<Christof`> (( well I said to Alcar if I could use him and he said I could ;P ))
<Ike> (( Christof: I'm going to have a talk with you after this is over... >:) ))
<Bakaban> (nebin, your turn)
<AlcarDM> Nebin - Go.
<Yol_Tura> (( Alcar didn't realize he was level six!! ))
* Nebin 's eyes widen and he smiles a bit as he dodges another human and attempts to cut them to ribbons...
<Yol_Tura> (( did you alcar? ))
<Nebin> 1d20+7 dagger #1
<Sparkie> Nebin 1d20+7: 9 dagger #1
<Nebin> 1d20+7 dagger #2
<Sparkie> Nebin 1d20+7: 20 dagger #2
<AlcarDM> both hit. Damage?
* Christof` isnt gonna use his extra attacks yet cause that would be too lame :)
<Nebin> (my last roll of 9 missed... but ok...)
<Nebin> 1d4+1
<Sparkie> Nebin 1d4+1: 4
<Nebin> 1d4+1 second target
<Sparkie> Nebin 1d4+1: 2 second target
<AlcarDM> ok, 1 bandit dies as your dagger rips into him. The other, wounded bandit, dies also.
<AlcarDM> Prere go :)
<Prere> 1d20+1
<Sparkie> Prere 1d20+1: 5
* Nebin lets out a Xena Scream of delight and energy...
<AlcarDM> You acutally miss one of the drunk bandits somehow :)
<AlcarDM> Yol -go
<Yol_Tura> 1d20+5
<Sparkie> Yol_Tura 1d20+5: 15
<Yol_Tura> 1d10+5
<AlcarDM> miss. j/k
<Sparkie> Yol_Tura 1d10+5: 11
<AlcarDM> the bandit stares at you and has time to whisper "Why?" before you slaughter the drunk.
<AlcarDM> the 3 standing bandits charge the door :)
<AlcarDM> 3#1d20
<Sparkie> AlcarDM 3#1d20: 14 4 8
<Bakaban> 1d20+6 long sword
<Sparkie> Bakaban 1d20+6: 24 long sword
<Nebin> (lol!)
<Bakaban> (what about me?)
<Bakaban> (:()
<AlcarDM> (( they go b4 you did ))
<Bakaban> (oh)
<AlcarDM> 14 = Prere. It hit?
<Bakaban> (sorry)
<Sparkie> *sniff* *siff* realy?....are you realy sorry?
<AlcarDM> Prere = does 14 hit you?
<Prere> Yeah, think so
<AlcarDM> 1d6+1 - club wielded with righteous anger . . (yeah, right)
<Sparkie> AlcarDM 1d6+1: 3 - club wielded with righteous anger . . (yeah, right)
<Prere> Sorry, was away for a sec
<Christof`> (( gods, this is a slughter ))
<AlcarDM> the one club thumps into your chest and the bandit shoves past you
<AlcarDM> the other 2 bandits try and run you all over but mostly trip over corpses and whap you ineffectually, leaving themselves open to Bakaban
<Bakaban> 1d20+6 long sword
<Sparkie> Bakaban 1d20+6: 19 long sword
<AlcarDM> hit.
<AlcarDM> (( you noticed that? :) ))
<Ike> (( Cal: Be glad Alcar wont let ME play... >:-E ))
<Bakaban> 1d8+9 strength+bonus
<Sparkie> Bakaban 1d8+9: 17 strength+bonus
<Christof`> (( hehe ))
<Bakaban> (you want me to use the 2e specialty rules?)
* Christof` is holding back a bit to not be quite so lame :)
<AlcarDM> New Round: Christof` Nebin Prere Yol Them Bakaban
<Bakaban> (ok, done)
<Christof`> (( heh Bak, im using 3e without specialty rules :P ))
<AlcarDM> 2 bandits inside, one trying ot run away
<AlcarDM> Bakaban - sure, you can hjit another
<Bakaban> (nah...not worth it.)
<AlcarDM> k, chris - action?
<Ike> (( Bakaban: Cal is a dirty rotten cheater.. And if Alcar would let me, I'd teach him a thing or two... ))
<Christof`> (( heh ))
* Christof` grabs the one whos running by the back of the shirt (use my unarmed atatck roll?)
<Yol_Tura> (( I would be a hypocrit in saying that tricking alcar is wrong... but I will warn you, he'll get you eventually... ))
<AlcarDM> (( yes ))
<Christof`> (( heh ok ))
<Christof`> 1d20+13 :P
<Sparkie> Christof` 1d20+13: 19 :P
<Ike> (( Actually.. Alcar should have known how strong Christof is.. Since he plays in a game with him.. In fact, it's the Thursday game. ))
<AlcarDM> you grab him easily. Doing anything with him?
<Yol_Tura> (( He just didn't think about it I don't think, I didn't remember chrystof was level six... ))
<AlcarDM> Nebin - action
<Ike> (( This'll be nasty.. ))
* Christof` just holds him up off the ground
<Nebin> (they r all subdued?)
<AlcarDM> 2 alive and unhert who tried to shove past you all and failed miserably
* Nebin attacks them...
<AlcarDM> k, roll
<Nebin> 1d20+7 dagger #1
<Sparkie> Nebin 1d20+7: 15 dagger #1
<Nebin> 1d4+1
<AlcarDM> hit.
<Sparkie> Nebin 1d4+1: 5
<AlcarDM> he falls back bleeding, but not dead
<Nebin> 1d20+7 dagger #2
<Sparkie> Nebin 1d20+7: 15 dagger #2
<Nebin> 1d4+1
<Sparkie> Nebin 1d4+1: 2
<AlcarDM> ok, hes dead now jim :)
<AlcarDM> You skewer the bandit
<AlcarDM> Prere - go :)
<Prere> Lets try this again :)
<Prere> 1d20+1
* Nebin laughs, trying to keep it inside... His chest convulses with the pressure...
<Sparkie> Prere 1d20+1: 11
<AlcarDM> hit :)
<Prere> 1d6+1
<Sparkie> Prere 1d6+1: 3
<Christof`> (( two alive and unhurt, plus the one im holding suspended, right? ))
<Christof`> (( well, one now ))
<Nebin> *whap*
<AlcarDM> The bandit staggers,m then falls dead from the crack to his skull
<AlcarDM> 8 dead people, 1 held by chris . . you hear a noise in the distance, coming closer . . .
* Bakaban looks
* Christof` looks in the direction of the sound
* Prere listens
<AlcarDM> (( msg RL names, or names you want to use now :) ))
<Yol_Tura> ?
<Bakaban> ?
<AlcarDM> (( or pick one . . ))
* Yol_Tura is confused to the exact point of this?
<Christof`> (( just tell him your real life first name ;) ))
<AlcarDM> you're about to find out.
<Nebin> (( Strom Thurman ;) ))
<AlcarDM> just need a name. it can be your real one, the name of your dog,mfor all I care ..
<Christof`> (( heheh my name is Spot ;P j/k ))
<Prere> (<( Josh MacLeod )>)
<Christof`> (( lol ))
<AlcarDM> lol
<AlcarDM> You all see the police cars come around the corner . .. End of scene.
<Christof`> (( gah :P ))
<Nebin> ((?!?))
* Bakaban scratches head
* Bakaban bolts
* Christof` blinks
<Bakaban> (You'll never catch me dad!
<Prere> "Damnit! Did we not get it right again?"
* Yol_Tura looks around
<AlcarDM> Anthony, Mike, Jeremy, James and Byran. You all wake up in a police cell, stripped of clubs, the illegal swords and switchblades. A young, baldning man in the doorway looks at you, shocked
<Prere> HAHA!
<Christof`> (( lol ))
* Yol_Tura looks at mr bald man
<Bakaban> (what do you mean again! you've done this before?)
<AlcarDM> Man: "This . .this . . . " Shakes his head "According to police reports, you kids killed 9 of your neighbours down the road . . . "
<Christof`> (( so are we still our characters or aourselves now? ;P ))
* Nebin grabs his head... "How did I get here?"
<Prere> "Hey man, it was just a game!"
<AlcarDM> (( yourselves, of course :) ))
* Christof` (( doesnt know his stats though! :P ))
<Bakaban> lol
<Nebin> ((I've seen this movie!!! The one w/ Tom Hanks, right?))
<Yol_Tura> (( I have a cha of uh.. 3? ))
<Prere> Crap, I need to adjust my stats then! :)
<Bakaban> Eh, I didn't like my neighbors anyways
<Yol_Tura> "You can't do this to me!"
<Nebin> "That was real?... Oh my god..."
* Christof` just looks silently confused
<AlcarDM> man: "The police had to use tear gas!" He shakes his head "According to the psychairsit profile, one of you thinks hes, uhm" Looks at Chris "a vampire . .." Looks at Nebin "Hobbit . . ." At Yol "We couldn't get a definite profile" and at Prere "A "wizard""
* Yol_Tura looks around
* Bakaban looks around
* Yol_Tura gives an evil grin
<Bakaban> lol...I never spoke with that shrink!
* Yol_Tura feels stuck in lolad with sucky stats
<Prere> (<( str: 6 dex: 9 con: 10 int: 34 wis: 16 cha: -9 )>)
<Christof`> (( lol ))
<Prere> (<( There we go )>)
<Nebin> ((lol))
<AlcarDM> He straightens up "Apparently a friend of yours Josh started some game . .we have reason to believe the drinks were spiked . . However, you all atytacked and killed some neighbours . . Granted, the rest of the neighbourhood wants to award you civic medals, but people can NOT be allowed to take the law into their own hands."
<AlcarDM> (( hehe Jer ))
* Prere winks
* Nebin cries to himself and distences himself from the group...
<Yol_Tura> "Officer! They were trippin on acid and pulled me around! Then the pulled out these knives and killed them all!"
* Bakaban kicks the guard
* Christof` just sits there. Not the first time he's been in trouble for attacking someone.
<Nebin> "I don't believe it..."
<Ike> (( Str: 11, Dex: 8, Con: 12, Int: 16, Wis: 3, Cha: - ))
* Prere curses his inabilty as a teenager to tell the difference between reality and a game. After all these years, the media was right
<Yol_Tura> (( str 10, Dex 9, con 12, int 15, wis 12, Cha: 6 realistically ))
<AlcarDM> Man: "I have no idea what your parents are going to say about all this . . . biting peoples necks, outright murder . . . " He pulls hismelf together "I'm afraid we're going to have to use the temporary insanity plea."
* Christof` wishes he really was his character so he could turn into mist right now :P
<Prere> "Temporary?"
<Bakaban> "I wasn't insane. I knew full well what I was doing!."
* Yol_Tura wishes Cecil would run in and break him out...
* Nebin slams his fists into the hard prison walls, tears running down his cheeks..."
* Christof` pulls out a cell phone and dials Faline's numer... j/k :P
* Yol_Tura sighs
<Bakaban> "But you don't want to put me in prison! I'll use my racial ability and escape and you'll never find me!"
<AlcarDM> He looks at Prere "We hope it was . ." He shakes his head at Bakaban and says something best left unheard "Perhaps some are less temporary than otehrs . ."
* Yol_Tura shakes his head
<Yol_Tura> "So where is Josh right now? Is he dead?"
<Christof`> "DId his brother get him?"
<AlcarDM> Man: "You KILLED 9 people! They didn't even have a chance . ." Shakes his head "You're friend Josh is in another cell . . apparently he tried to kill his brother that same night. He also seems to be convinced hes a mute . . We're concerned and haven't gottwen any information out of him yet."
* Nebin curls up into a ball...
* Yol_Tura mumbles under his breath "I think I killed his brotehr.."
* Yol_Tura actually wishes he would have =p
<Bakaban> "I didn't kill them...I just sent them to a better place."
<Yol_Tura> (( rofl!! ))
<Christof`> (( hehehe ))
<Christof`> (( this is hilarious ))
<Yol_Tura> "So you're saying we killed 9 people? are you sure it was us?"
* Christof` wonders if he wishes hard enough if he could actually become his character and bust out of here :P
<Yol_Tura> "It could have been a suicide cult.."
<AlcarDM> He states at Bakaban, then says slowly "You . . . you . . . you . . . nut case! This isn't a game! You're real men, you lead real lives! You dont say catchy one liners and go disappearing off into the night!"
<Bakaban> "Aside from the fact that we have written-up plans in my room to kill them?"
* Yol_Tura backhands Bakaban
* Bakaban flinches
* Prere whaps AlcarDM for stealing Bali's lines
<AlcarDM> (( hehe. You noticed that one? :) ))
* Christof` is sitting quietly trying to will himself to become his character for real :P
<Bakaban> "What? I'm just trying to strike a plea so I can get out of here faster than you."
* Yol_Tura searches himself for his bottle
<Prere> (<( Yeah. You should steal my lines instead :) )>)
* Nebin rushes up to the bars, eyes red and watery... "I didn't know what I was doing... It was their faults... I'm innocent..."
<Nebin> "You can't tell my parents... Let me go... I didn't do anything..."
<Prere> "I only attacked in self defense!"
<AlcarDM> He stares at Bakaban in shock then looks at all of you "This . . this . . . " Takes a deep breath then stares at Nebin "You killed 4 people with a dagger according to the old lady accross the road, child! 4! We're checking with the neighbourbing police for crimes matching YOUR M.o."
* Yol_Tura looks for his bottle!
* Christof` only kileld one ;)
<AlcarDM> Yol can't find it
<AlcarDM> He looks at all of you
<Nebin> "Oh my god..."
* Yol_Tura was hoping he could have some booze or something in it ;-)
* Nebin slides down the bars...
* Christof` keeps wishing he was his character for real
* Bakaban whispers to the guard, "I'll tell you all you need to get all of us if you reduce my sentence."
* Yol_Tura yawns and looks at the guy
<AlcarDM> He looks at all of you "For all this . .these ..crimes . . . I'm afraid the media is creating a circus. Youre parents will be here in half an hour . .and I hope you all pray to god for forgiveness ofr killing those people."
<Yol_Tura> "So, who're you?"
<AlcarDM> - End of session -
<Christof`> lol
<AlcarDM> EXP: Uhm, not applicable :)
<Christof`> heheheh
<Prere> hehe
<Prere> Well, that was, uh, short
<Yol_Tura> damn, I was hoping to goto court and attack the judge...
*** Christof` is now known as Caltak
<Nebin> lol
*** Yol_Tura is now known as Chaos`^
<Nebin> That was great!
<Prere> Any quotes?
*** Nebin is now known as Ellipseis
<Caltak> well that was certainly...drugged up ;)
*** Prere is now known as Jeramias
*** AlcarDM is now known as Alcar
<Ike> Grrrf.. Where's Bali?
<Caltak> remove dm all
* Chaos`^ feels like he was on some typa drug
<Alcar> heheheh. that was fun :)
<Bakaban> *pouts* I've never been to jail! I've never even drank!
* Chaos`^ doesn't do drugs
<Alcar> nor do I :p
* Chaos`^ confiscates Alcar's Acid
* Ellipseis doesn'r either
<Jeramias> You should try them sometime. That way I'll be the only clean one here :)
<Chaos`^> Dude! this stuff is bad for you!
<Alcar> lol Chaos
<Ellipseis> "Where's the Mountain Dew!" "It's next to the acid, now pick up a gallon and your knives and get over here" "ok"
* Alcar did say the session would be strange :)
* Chaos`^ goes into a little room and comes out claiming there are pink elephants running around
<Jeramias> lol
<Chaos`^> lol
<Ike> Yeah. You cna't blame him for that.
<Jeramias> So, were there any quotes?
<Ike> Wow.. that game was like.. What? An hour long?
* Alcar wil check log later . . didn't get any quotes myself
<Alcar> 2 hours, almost
<Bakaban> I missed that part Alcar
<Alcar> about what I had planned :)
<Ike> Ah..
Session Close: Fri Nov 17 23:02:18font>
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