Who Is Your Friend?
An Open Letter To The Commies...

i.e. players.

There are certain things you need to keep in mind playing Paranoia.

Look out for #2 (This is you. #1 is the computer)
Traps and proof beat weapons (In a shoot out with a commie Troubleshooter, you're as likely to die as the commie. Presenting proof to The Computer of their treasonous ways during debriefing is far more effective. Really.)
Higher security citizens are the Computer's voice. You must obey them. Or else.
Destruction of computer property is treason.
The Computer is Your Friend.
The Computer is Never Wrong.

Now, with all that out of the way, you might begin thinking that life in Alpha Complex is not a bowl of [deleted for security reasons]. And you'd be wrong! This is utopia: The Computer says so. You are happy. If not, you need Happy Pills, an invention of Pr-O-ZAC . Pills are nice., You get wakey wakey pills when you wake up, nighty-night pills when you sleep, energy pills, happiness pills, friendship pills ... why, The Computer loves you so much you even get treason suppressant pills!

You and Your Clone...

.. because the only citizen you can trust is yourself ... right?

You have 7 clones in total. You begin as clone 1.

PC names in channel should be Name-R-USS-1 for first clone, 2 for 2nd etc. Failure to do this is treason.

Clones only remember as far back as the briefing given to the troubleshooters, which it is given when awakened, then shipped to the game area in a short time. Really. The rumours about clones being shipped Outside or into Recycling are treasonous.

Clones are not traitors. Only the commie you blew up was a mutant traitor. The Computer believes this. Everyone else does too. Mutations are rare. Got that? Good.

Clones that remember events they weren't present at are obviously mutants, and unregistered ones at that.

Induction ... err, introduction, citizen People in casts. Aka PCs. Mission Recordings. Classified V. Please terminate yourself after reading. Thank you. Commie Sayings. Links you are cleared to see, citizen.