Commie Traitors
To the tune of "Buffalo Gals"

Chorus:
Commie traitors won't you come out tonight
Come out tonight come out tonight
Commie traitors won't you come out tonight
And you'll die by the light of my laser

As I was striding down the street
Down the street, down the street
A friendly clone I chanced to meet
And he died by the light of my laser

Chorus

I asked a clone if he'd like to confess,
Like to confess, like to confess
I thought that I might have a chance
To put IntSec* onto him. [* Replace with group of choice]

Chorus

I fired at a commie and he was bleeding
And his knees were a-knockin' and his shoes was a-drippin'
From the blood of the hole he was bleeding.
And he died by the light of my laser

Chorus

I stopped him and we had a talk
Had a talk, had a talk,
His feet froze to the ground in shock
When "IntSec" I told him you see.

Chorus X2

And you'll die by the light of my laser

Brain-Dead Slave [rocker seditious lyrics]
To the tune of "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog

You ain't nothin' but a brain-dead slave
dyin' all the time.
You ain't nothin' but a brain-dead salve
dyin' all the time.
Well, you ain't never done any sins
and you ain't no friend of mine.

When they said you was not tainted,
well, that was just a lie.
When they said you was not tainted,
well, that was just a lie.
You ain't never been caught for sins
and you ain't no friend of mine.