* Julius` turns around and starts talking to Needles, "Remind me to not offer favors ever again."
<Julius`> "Dr. Julius is apparently not gifted in the areas of sexual therapy."

<AlcarDM> You arrive at the pool out of breath .. I assume you throw them in?
<AlcarDM> Nothing happens. It's just water now, it seems.
<AlcarDM> Well, water with a lot of snakes in it nw ;p
<Orgg> lol
<Orgg> maybe the snakes can't swim
<AlcarDM> Sadly, they doesn't seem able to. But they're still growing, so breathing doens't seem ot be an issue either
* Orgg curses and wonders what his father would do.
* Orgg curses again as he realized the dwarf already tried to eat them.

<Theliar`^> "She is the goddess. I'm sure whe would only demand something in your power. Besides, he's a very evil baron. It's not that you can't do it, it's that you won't... why is that?"
<AlcarDM> She glares at the elf. "It doesn't matter if he's evil. Most of them *are* - they're inbred!"
<Theliar`^> "So then why do you feel the baron is above the goddess's wishes? You want him dead, he doesn't have to be alive for the prociedure."
<AlcarDM> "You'd till him inot the ground alive?!
<Theliar`^> "I said he didn't have to be alive."
<Theliar`^> "Just like burrying his body just.. spreading his body throught the field.."
<Theliar`^> "What were you going to do with his body after you killed him anyway?
<AlcarDM> Woman: "We wouldn't kill him - he's the ruler!"

<AlcarDM> You enter the villageinside the walls to find a small mob of villagers coming towards you with clubs :)
<AlcarDM> The leader is obviously a smith of some kind, and demands you stand aside
<Theliar`^> "What's this?"
<AlcarDM> Smith: "We saw the menace go through our streets! The dead walking!"
<Orgg> ((/me gasps and looks pale. "Where!?" =P))
<Theliar`^> "What's wrong with that?"
<AlcarDM> He blinks: "Are you new? undead! Evil! The Dark Lord might be coming!"
<Orgg> "He's in the keep."
<Orgg> "I think he's been making deals with your baron!"
<Theliar`^> "Yes! We should till the barron into the ground!"
<Orgg> "Evil snake things and dark lords go hand in hand, you know!"
<AlcarDM> The mob grinds to a halt.Smith: "Oh,that's differ --- " stares at Theliar .. "What?"

<Theliar`^> "I almost had them agreeing with me! The baron must be tilled into the ground before she will bless the crops."

* Sabine whispers to Natalia
<Sabine> "Do you speak any other tongues, mistress Natalia?"
<Natalia> Whisper: "I can curse in goblin."

<AgentD> You guys use a white-solf like system, of the more detailed the actions a bonus is granted?
<Tech-Sensei> no
<Tech-Sensei> this is 3e games
<Tech-Sensei> D&D
<Tech-Sensei> wizards of the coast
<Tech-Sensei> for things like white wolf, you go to #game1

<Farthes> Modern d20 and UA are to be used together right?
<Dark_Hatch`> yeah, they're used together
<Alcar> Farthes - if I thought you'd meant Unknown Armies I'd have had to hunt you down and kill you :p

<Kate`^> "What about tinfoil hats? Can they protect people from a telepath?"
* Ryan``` blinks
<Ryan```> "Uh... what?"
* Kate`^ shrugs
<Kate`^> "Crazy people seem to think it works... Tinfoil hats?"
<Ryan```> "I'm not crazy, I wouldn't know."
<Ryan```> "You ask the weirdest questions."

<Kate`^> "You wanted to come along... I just wondered if you had any interest in doing it again..."
<AlcarGM> She stps and looks shocked. "Doing what? I don't have any facy powers."
<Kate`^> "You don't really need any fancy powers to do that kind of stuff... you just need brains, and talent.. even a drive... I mean.. Look how far batman got, superman could have kicked his ass anytime... but he held is own.."
<AlcarGM> Jenny: "Kate! That was a comic book!"
<AlcarGM> Jenny: "This is real life!"
* Kate`^ blinks
<Kate`^> "It seems there's little differance anymore."

<AlcarGM> <Needles> "..... how do we do that without our powers? The elevator is stuck."
<MaelStrom> "we cant get out if the elevator is not working"
<Julius> "Open the hatch on it then."
<MaelStrom> "you didnt think this all the way through julius"
<AlcarGM> (( there is none. ))
<Julius> "Me?"
<Julius> "I didn't think this through?"
<Julius> ".. I guess you're right."
<MaelStrom> (HE ADMITS IT!)

* MaelStrom opens up the control pannel and tries to cross wire it with the battery pack of the plamsa rifle
<MaelStrom> "This thing MIGHT have enough energy to run the elevator for a few minutes..."
<MaelStrom> "But we wont have a weapon.."
<Julius> "Who cares.. if this did what I think it did the telepath is in a world of pain right now if he's in purgatory.. along with any telepath unfortunate enough to be here."
<AlcarGM> The elevator begins to hum, slightly, no lights, but it is working
<AlcarGM> The elevator moves, fast, tothe right..... there is a humm... smoke starts coingout the panel
<MaelStrom> "You guys might wanna stand back in case it shorts.."
* MaelStrom waits for the elevator to stop on its own before disconnecting it
<MaelStrom> "If.......if only i was more like dad....we wouldnt need to do this."
<Julius> "If you were like your father, there would be more dead people around.."

<AlcarGM> The panel melts.. the elevator jerks, teeters, then begins going down, sideways
* Julius notices the fall
<Julius> "Let's hope we live."
<MaelStrom> "Did what you do cancel out all our powers? or just external ones? will super strength still work?"
<Julius> "I have no clue what I did."
<Julius> "But I just noticed that its kinda funny there there's no electricity in the burg..."
<Julius> "I always thought it was because they were poor."
<AlcarGM> The elavator falls fast and hits the ground with a chrunching sound, throwing you all arond.. you're bruised, but alive
<MaelStrom> "Why is it then?"
<Julius> "Something blocks it."
* MaelStrom finds it funny that they are carrying out an almost casual conversation as they plummet to their doom.

<SilverHorse> I was chatting in another room
<SilverHorse> and I flipped back to #game1
<SilverHorse> and the first thing I saw was
<SilverHorse> * Julius whips it out and turns it on
<SilverHorse> <AlcarGM> it doesn't work
<SilverHorse> <MaelStrom> "ok try cutting through.."
<SilverHorse> Me, being the pervert that I am... yeah..

* kentari spent the first half of the session protecting kate's dependants while his were being held hostage...
<kentari> I now realize that makes no sense.
<kentari> :P

<alcarGM> You're flying up into space then? :p
<Maelstrom> sure
<alcarGM> How do you plan to breath, out of pure curiousity?
<Maelstrom> i control ice, which has oxgen in it....I continuously create ice and melt some away creating water vapor, burn away the hydrogen and breath the oxegen.....pure comic book physics. :-D
<Maelstrom> if you tell me Aftermath aint a comic book world i'll smack you :-P
<Maelstrom> so that good enough?
<Maelstrom> there is also the other explination
<Maelstrom> explination #2 is very simple
<Maelstrom> i'm a super hero and all superheroes can breath in space
<Maelstrom> its just elementery

<alcarGM> lol. Not in this world it's not.. you quickly find out as you hit upper atmosphere, oh, and that lack ofpressure is a Bad Thing.
<Maelstrom> can i see her?
<alcarGM> No .. but you do notice that there doesn;'t seem to be a moon, and that they sun looks smaller than you'd imagine it would
<Maelstrom> (Who destroyed the moon? Void or Weaponsmith?)
<alcarGM> (( you have no idea who did ))
<Maelstrom> (i mean occly..)
<Maelstrom> (it was a joke)
<alcarGM> (( no one did in hubris :p ))
<Maelstrom> (well, i considered it)

<Maelstrom> (ok, so Darth Vader in a pleasant voice just asked me who i am. wonderfull)

<Kate`^> "So Jupiter is the sun?"
<Kate`^> "We can't destroy the sun, we'd all die."
<Kate`^> "I could aim a comet toward the white house
<Vora> (( wow, wiggy. ))
<Vora> (( alternate universes are weeeeird ))
<Kate`^> "it wouldn't help much because it's too big to do at once and would take a while... and they'd see it comming.."
<Julius> "Oh, so you'd be perfectly fine with doing something like that in an alternate reality?"
<Kate`^> "Well yeah if the president is evil and opressing the people and controlling the 'now evil' peacemakers... yes?"
<Julius> "... You're sadistic."
<Vora> (( bah, evil is relative. ))
<AlcarGM> (( you don't know HOW weird :p ))
<Vora> (( but its interesting to note Kate follows Bush's policy :P ))
<Kate`^> "Well... a comet would be too big.."

* Maelstrom starts setting the sky on fire, writing VOID in large flaming letters
<AlcarGM> Ok.......
<Maelstrom> (i cant think of anything else heh)
<AlcarGM> Nothing happens for a good 1/2 hour... then the letters just go out.
* Maelstrom flies to where new haven is supposed to be then
<AlcarGM> lol!
<AlcarGM> Cheater :p
<Maelstrom> how am i cheating?
<AlcarGM> you're running away from being killed!
<AlcarGM> :p

<Maelstrom> "What?"
<Maelstrom> "You just told me you dont give a shit about me or what I do, and now you want a favor?"
<Julius> "Yeah."
<Maelstrom> "..."
<Julius> "I just finished telling you I don't care what you do and wish you good luck with whatever you decide to do."

<Maelstrom> "So what am i blowing up now?"

<Alcar> rofl..... this is such a cool image
<Alcar> a Steve Irwin clone as a CoC character. "Look at that Deep One--she's a beaut! Puttin' up a rreal fight, too!"

<kentari> 1d0
<Sparkie> kentari 1d0: 1
<kentari> I win!
<kentari> :P Critical success, too
<kentari> And .. an impossible result
<kentari> wow, how often does THAT happen?
* kentari boasts
<aslhk> every time!
<aslhk> 1d0
<Sparkie> aslhk 1d0: 0
<aslhk> see!?
<aslhk> =P

<kentari> :P I just realized that with 90 speed you can run fast, regardless of skill
<kentari> and with 90 mind you're really smart
<Alcar> yes :p
<kentari> what do you do with 90 soul? :P
<Alcar> get eaten by demons.
<Alcar> and/or be really sensetive :)

<Kate`^> "So John, I see you're doing your crossword in Pen. Are you good at the crossword?"
<Alcar> John: "Oh, that. No. I'm filling it in with whatever makes sense. The Bible Code can be applied to any medium, you know."
<Kate`^> "Oh, I see."
<Kate`^> "What code is that?"
<Alcar> John: "A special codde developed by reading the bible and using every Nth letter and finding out things. It's quite facinating. Manages to predict an earthquake in Los Angelas that killed 11 people, apparently. God works in obscure ways, or is a pendant. I just try it on crosswords to see if the universe is sending me a message. So far, it's telling me to invest in whiteout, or pencils."

<Alcar> John "Mm-hmm. A nice city, all around. Very modern, I think. Peaceful, too, which always puzzled me." He sips his coffee.
<Kate`^> "If you get so many supers in one place, you expect alot of commotion... Knowing my past week it seems all too clear."
<Alcar> John:. "Less than we'd think, with Purgatory so near. I wonder if it keeps them in line, or something. It sems weird for it to be so peaceful here with such a prison close by, like hell on earth, if you believe some activists."
<Kate`^> (( Abandon all home, Ye who enter here >_< ))
<Kate`^> hope too!
<Kate`^> though home is good too

<GemmGM> The man that lead Sam in moves to the other side of the room, as you hear a voice, "Welcome gentlemen."
<SamSmith> "They're showing me the headstones."
* SamSmith looks for the source of the voice.
<GemmGM> "You may stop playing. I was given photos of what you looked like, as well sa your names."
<SamSmith> "What, I'm blacklisted from buying funeral plots now?"
* SamSmith was really in the market, too :/
<Dale> "And what do you want, then?"
<GemmGM> "We would like your bodies preferably."
<SamSmith> "How much?"
<Xavier> "I'm already an organ donor"
<SamSmith> "Get that off your card, man. They kill those people!"

<Chaos`^> I was thinking... just as a thought, no commitments here, if Kate got TP but it was passive/automatic, and she sometimes shared her thoughts.. and heard others...
<Chaos`^> and after a while she would get it under controll, but for rp purposes for a few sessions...
<AlcarGM> tp? Toilet paper as a ..
<AlcarGM> oh, telepathy :p
<Chaos`^> >_<

<Julius> "Details on stealth armour and personal protection device..?"
<AlcarGM> Central: "PPD is protective device, generates times explosions to propel any threat away from target. Works on any target that touches user. Not recommended for use in shopping malls at christmas. Stealth armour covers clothing, using between it and any coat, invisible unless damaged."
<Julius> "Effectiveness of stealth armour..?"
<AlcarGM> Central: "Capable of stopping most small arms fire and heavy arms fire, the latter only under optmial conditions, vis not being hit by heavy arms fire."

<AlcarGM> The phone rings.
* Julius picks it up
<Julius> "Marquis Corp, Mr. Marquis speaking."
<AlcarGM> There is a long, nervous pause, then Winter says "Mr. Marquis? Julius? Were you uhm expecting deliveries?"
<Julius> ".. What of?"
<AlcarGM> pause, then "bodies through the roof?"
<Julius> ".. Who of?"
<Julius> (( :P "Actually, yes. Put them in the fridge." ))
<AlcarGM> Longer pause. "Dead one."

* Kate`^ pulls her gun.. and uses it... point blank it should finish her... quickly..
<AlcarGM> (( uh, you'd be arrested for murder...... ))
<AlcarGM> (( where do you shoot her? and roll :P ))
<Kate`^> (( Oh? I figured it would be maternal instinct lol ;) Ok... Fine.. if you're going to be that way... Damn GM's ))
<Kate`^> always getting int he way, geez
<AlcarGM> (( LOL. ))

<Chaos`^> Well, to make things fair alcar, I sent Piotr to get Sara, and he was mindlessly sent as an NPC, it isn't Gemm's fault so I think it would be best in all fairness to let her stay unconcious for the trip to the warehouse without any events
<Chaos`^> Let her take it out on me =p
* Alcar nods. Yeah
<Alcar> and she honestly likes piotr.
<Alcar> She'd feel really bad if she made him into a love slave zombie bent on killing you
<Alcar> Especially from inside prison...

<Chaos`^> Know what really bothers me?
<Alcar> what?
<Chaos`^> more than the fact that I need julius?
<Alcar> or what Julius is doing by experimenting with Winter? :)
<Chaos`^> You were my concious when I was a little TOO into it... and you were right... which makes me crazier than you... I think I'll go roll up in a ball now and rock myself to sleep...
<Alcar> rofl
<Chaos`^> "A am not crazy, I am not craxy, I em not crazy.."

<Chaos`^> I was also thinking Waldo could give sara an upgrade in common sense...
<Chaos`^> but I decided against it, because I don't want a mindless zombie that walks around whispering "Seeeeeeeeeeeex" instead of brains...
<Chaos`^> though she would make a good cyber...
<Chaos`^> I wonder, if she could even seduce waldo.. at all...
<Alcar> She's love the challenge :)
<Chaos`^> he probably has some defence protocol set up
<Chaos`^> i'd be all for it, if waldo weren't 14.. petafilia is illeagle you see =p
<Alcar> lol! What is the legal agein the us? or does it vary from state to state?
<Chaos`^> 18
<Chaos`^> or, 4 years with parent's consent
<Alcar> or *how* many years?
<Chaos`^> 4 years differance
<Chaos`^> sorry
<Chaos`^> anyone UNDER 18 can't get charged for it
<Alcar> oh, I thought you wrote *at* 4 years instead of 14 :p

<aslhk> Keith's ios character is too cool for ios, anyway =P
<aslhk> er
<aslhk> for aftermath!
<aslhk> probably for ios as well!
<aslhk> *laugh*
<aslhk> but that's okay, because he's not *from* the ios world! =P

<AlcarDM> Guard: "This here.. this here's poison, eh?" he points at the empty flask. "Leas the missus always says sho...."
<Orgg> "Feels liek it but goood poison."
<AlcarDM> He nods. "She don' get it either. Not have to put up with her complainin' like I do. I don' even hit her." He beams. "I'm a good husband to .. to.. wutever her name is."

<Ryu_Fatherfoot> "You don't have any resson the college would be after you would you?"
<Alcar> She stiffens slightly at the mention of the college, then says "A few."
<Ryu_Fatherfoot> "oh ok then I'll just put this away"
* Ryu_Fatherfoot sticks his college scroll away with out writing on it
<Alcar> She looks at it carefully, then at you, then says "Don't tell me you are a scholar?" in a pained voice
<Ryu_Fatherfoot> "I'm not sure.. I don't remember what I am, Dark lord, good lord, king, god, scholar... I remember"
<Ryu_Fatherfoot> "Hariet gave this to me, she said it would help anser questions."
<Ryu_Fatherfoot> "Or well to find the ansers any way"
<Alcar> The woman looks at you, then says "God?" in a bemused tone

<Ryu_Fatherfoot> "Like I said I don't know, but I've got a necromanser trapped in a box."
<Alcar> She blinks, then sits down on a rock beside the water. "And I thought I had odd stories..... you shrunk him?"
<Ryu_Fatherfoot> "Now why didn't I think of that!"
<Ryu_Fatherfoot> "No I umm.. burnt him to the bones and put his skull in the box so he couldn't come back befor I was ready for him"
<Alcar> Winddancer cleans his feathers. "You could have?" in a surprised tone
* Ryu_Fatherfoot looks at WindDancer "I'm not sure but its a good idea."
<Alcar> The griffon stares at you, then shakes his head

<Alcar> Bartender: "The captain is dead?" in a shocked tone.
* Orgg nods drunkenly
<Orgg> "Diidnt... didnt get to see the fight, but i saw the boody."
<Alcar> He looks pale. "That .. that means the mercenaries will be confused! We can win!" and leaps over the bar, yelling "To arms! We can win!" and rushes outside :)
* Orgg looks confusedly at the empty space in the air where the bar tender should be
<Alcar> quite a few half drunk patrons are staring as well
<Alcar> Finally, one man announces "Free booze!" and they rush the bar :)
* Orgg perks up at that and staggers out to the back room to find more northern stuff (going in the bag)
<Alcar> A minute later you hear shouting and "NO! No drinking! This is the revolution we're talking about!" from the bartender "To arms! Storm the palace!"
<Alcar> There is drunken laughter
<Alcar> "Or - or pay your tabs!"
<Alcar> The laughter wtops.
<Alcar> You hear weapons being drawn, followed by the bartender's voice "Much better!"

<Theliar`^> well, considering I hadn't updated the last level up and since we're lvl 4 already, my fort is only 3 so here goes
<Theliar`^> 1d20+3
<Sparkie> Theliar`^ 1d20+3: 8(5)
<Orgg> Theliar`^: use teh laermer speka!
<Orgg> sparkie is soooooothed by it!
<Theliar`^> oh right
<Theliar`^> 1d20+3 teh sprakei is teh suk
<Sparkie> Theliar`^ 1d20+3: 22(19) teh sprakei is teh suk
<Theliar`^> like that?
<Orgg> absolutely

<AlcarDM> Guard: "This here.. this here's poison, eh?" he points at the empty flask. "Leas the missus always says sho...."
<Orgg> "Feels liek it but goood poison."
<AlcarDM> He nods. "She don' get it either. Not have to put up with her complainin' like I do. I don' even hit her." He beams. "I'm a good husband to .. to.. wutever her name is."

* Julius walks into the other room, out of earshot, to place the call to Central
<Julius> (( :P oh well, you'll see why I'm doing this soon enough..))
<Caltak> (( coffin? ))
<Julius> (( Just watch, geez. ))
<Caltak> (( I knew it! :P ))
<AlcarGM> Ok, the call is answered by a warm, friendly female voice "Hello there sexy. What can we do for you today?"
<Julius> (( wtf when did they start having emotions? :P This is starting to scare me. ))
<AlcarGM> (( central likes confusing agents sometimes, just to keep them on their toes. And just in case someone else calls certain numbers :) ))
<Timmy`^> (( Sub-routine alpha, the advent of emotions to help newer agents feel more comfertable with making the phonecall to Internal General Use Artificial Neural Automation (I.G.U.A.N.A))

<Kate`^> "Let me ask you something.."
<Alcar> Waldo just nods. The computer shut off. "Okay."
<Kate`^> "If you could never have sex, and the very thought of it made your body burn like a hellfire... what would you do?"
<Kate`^> I"m asking waldo this.. bleh =p
<Kate`^> Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort...
<Alcar> Waldo blinks, then looks extremely confused. "Have sex?"
<Kate`^> "Yeah, Sexual intercourse, where the peni... You ok?"
<Alcar> Waldo just nods. "I never thought about it before."
<Kate`^> "You're serious?"

<Alcar> Winter: "Then I killed myself," very reluctantly. "Because I made me do it."
<Julius> ((Stop it aclar you're just doing it for effect now. :P))
<Kate`^> (( Yeah, you're making my head hurt =( ))
<Alcar> (( actually, no. ))
<Julius> (( Oh, sorry. :P I take it back, then ))
<Julius> (( :P plz don't feel insulted ))
<aslhk> ((he's telling the truth! He already told me the story! =P))

<aslhk> * Vora appears to be a highly attractive young woman, with long blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes. She seems athletic; thin but not too thin, toned but not too muscular. She is wearing somewhat raggedy clothing.
* aslhk imagines showing that description to an english professor who gets pissed off about "appears to be" =P

* Carl` taps the sugar, "sugar' and then thr cream 'cream'
<Vora> "What, those go in here?"
<AlcarGM> Snake stares at Vora again and shakes his head slowly
<Carl`> "Well, they're kind of like drinking condiments."
* Carl` points! "For sweetening and taking the bite out of it."
* Vora doesn't know what a condiment is, apaprently, by her expresiion.
<Vora> "it bites?" *a vbit surprised*
<AlcarGM> Snake looks at vora's expression, then hisses more laughter. Mabel looks over at the table, curious.
* Carl` widens his eyes a bit and takes another deep breath, "most plain coffee is rather bitter."
* Vora pokes at the coffee with a stirrer

<kentari> [02:16] <kentari> (( Five hours later...))
<kentari> ;P
<kentari> [02:16] <Alcar> Ok, say 20 minutes or so to do it .. starting..... now
<kentari> that's funnier :P
<AlcarGM> /ignore kentari :p

<AlcarGM> 2#d100
<Sparkie> AlcarDM 2#d100: 23 23
* AlcarGM blinks
* AlcarGM shoots sparkie and rerolls.
<TentacleMonster> roflmao
<AlcarGM> 2#d100
<Sparkie> AlcarDM 2#d100: 39 18
<TentacleMonster> they should been 33's!

<TentacleMonster> Being a giant rampaing monster just isnt fun when you arent doing it intentionally.

<AlcarGM> Mabel: "I think I said $225..." Snake looks at her and hisses very softly. She blinks, then says in a far more normal tone "We'll talk later, then." and looks at Carl. "You want a coffee on rainbow's tab?"
* Carl` shakes his head, "Maybe some other time, I'm a little unsettled, y'know?"
<AlcarGM> Snake carries Vora towards a sewer access and opens it quickly, heading down ... after pausing to get Vora's wallet and, after some hesitation, the phone as well.
<AlcarGM> (( and if he *coiuld* talk, he'd say "Don't call us, we'll call you" :p ))
<Vora> (( Now we can go to my place for a change of clothes :D ))
* Carl` points, "You be careful, now."
<Vora> (( and Snake can be further disturbed... ))
* Carl` then shakes his head some more :P
<AlcarGM> mabel nods. "Very beauty and the beast - I'm just not sure which is which.," thoughtgully.

<AlcarGM> A green coloured young kid (16 or so?) whose skin seems to be cabbage leaves comes out of the bathrom.
<Cindy> (( XD No not him! ))
<Chaos`^> (( LoL, is this a neutral zone? ))
<AlcarGM> Iron Sentinel: "It's not. If you don't mind, I'd like to be alone."
<AlcarGM> (( yep. ))
<Chaos`^> (( Maybe it's break time, kind of like it's their job to fight on each side, but when not on the clock they're rather indifferant/friends =p Like those sheep/wolf cartoons you used to see ))
<AlcarGM> (( lol chaos. ))
<AlcarGM> (( unions! ))
<Chaos`^> (( LoL "I work for the hero's union number 8456, we're here to have a dispute with villian union number 4578." ))

<Chaos`^> ah, I've developed a list of things to avoid in alcar's games
<AlcarGM> oh? :p
<Lana> lets hear em!
<kentari> Coffee should be one.
<kentari> Next should be Maelstrom.
<Chaos`^> 1.) Undead, avoid it at all costs. 2.) Cats near hotels 3.) Accountants 4.) The government alwayse has the upperhand, ALWAYS 5.) Indians, they're alwayse powerful 6.) Anybody that has anything to do with spies 7.) Coffee
<Chaos`^> what am I missing?
<AlcarGM> homeless people :P
<Chaos`^> did I mention accountants?
<Chaos`^> oh, right!
<Chaos`^> 8.) Homeless people named John
<Chaos`^> or just homeless people, chances are they're named john though

* Cindy follows along, making sure Lana isn't stuffing herself with food and is following as well
* Lana has some brownie at the corners of her mouth, but is other wise sated, "Wierd, I wouldn't think brownies would be so sweet..."
<Cindy> (( I dunno how to read into that. :P ))
<AlcarGM> (( Your fairy is a cannibal! ))

* Cindy looks around the park a bit, wondering what the special occassion is for all these bands to be out here
* Cindy sees a comet fall down on a tree in the distance. :P
<AlcarGM> There doesn't seem to be one .. just small local bands trying to make money
* Cindy looks around for those guys from earlier, worried that they may have chased the bus like Needles said
<AlcarGM> theone you approach is a group of kids dressed in punk clothing, mohawks, enough leather to cause a range of cattle to run away and call themselves KFC ... they're playimng classical music on violin and drums

<AlcarGM> <Needles> walks away from the piano/clown slowly .. then stops as the Iron Sentinel lands, says something and flies away again
<Cindy> "What did the iron sentinel say?"
<AlcarGM> <Needles> ".. apologised for being in the bathroom and not coming sooner.."

<AlcarGM> <Quinn Taylor> nods to Ryan. "I'm told you're making good progress on Factor X?"
* Ryan``` nods
<Ryan```> "In fact, I've been out cold the last few hours. I've been making the cure. It uses a counter-culture of superhuman genes to heal the damage done by Factor X."
<Carl`> "Hmmm, sounds impressive."
<AlcarGM> <Quinn Taylor> "A .. interesting. I'd have never thought of that. How effective is it?"
<Cindy> (( You just invented a weapon, ryan. >:D ))
<AlcarGM> (( LOL ))
<Carl`> (kent, I swear, I just wish you would stop talking in front of alcar :P)

* Vora looks around a bit curiously for anything conspicuous.
<AlcarGM> You notice several police officers currently loading an unconscious clown whose bottom half has been turned into a piano into a police van
<Vora> (( um, wow, thats bizarre. ))
* Vora blinks

* Cindy shakes her head, "Nope! This time its really a problem!"
* Cindy points to mini-waldo once she regains her composure
<AlcarGM> Waldo looks at Cindy, then stares at, well, his own mini-me. He's struck speechless for almost 3/1000th of a second, then says "What is that?"
<Cindy> "Its Timmy Waldo the second, of course!"
<Cindy> "He says he's having hardware problems, and can't remember his new name."
<Cindy> "Can you help him?"
<AlcarGM> Waldo looks at Cindy, then says "Your name?" The "new" Waldo says "Garbage Disposable Unit R2D3."
<AlcarGM> Waldo blinks and stares at Cindy ... "That is the GARBAGE can?!"
<Cindy> "Someone went and turned him into a garbage can!"
<Cindy> "Can you believe that?"
<Cindy> "But he's all better now, except for his 'hardware' problem."
<Cindy> "So can you help him? Pleeeease?"
<AlcarGM> Waldo looks at Cindy, then says "You turned the garbage can into me?" slowly
<Cindy> "No."
<Cindy> "Someone turned him into a garbage can."
<Cindy> "Do I need to say it slower for you?"

* Vora looks at it a moment. "Oh, i know this, people want around here and the- ah- the bus comes and they all get on it, right?"
<AlcarGM> Snake nods.
<Vora> "D'ya think it'll take us where we need to go?"
<AlcarGM> He nods again.
* Vora walks over and sits on the bench.
<Vora> (( "My momma always said, life is like a box of chocolate covered rats. You never know which of them have the plauge." ))
<AlcarGM> Snake sits as well. The bus arrives 5 minutes later and the driver looks at both of you, then blinks, then says "Ah, two dollars...."
<Vora> "Oh, right..." *fishes in wallet for some money and hands it to him. Two bills of some kind :)*
<AlcarGM> The driver blinks, then stares and hands one back. "We don't do change."
<Vora> "But don't things get boring after a while, then?"
* Vora takes the one handed back back, in any case :)
<AlcarGM> He looks confused
<AlcarGM> Snake gives a hiss of laughter and he scowls, then recalls his job and says "Where are you going?"

<Sparkie> AlcarGM 1d1000: 799
<AlcarGM> d100
<Sparkie> AlcarGM d100: 16
<Julius> That's..
<Julius> :P VERY scary.
<Julius> You just rolled a d1000.
<Julius> :P
<AlcarGM> isn't it tho :)
<AlcarGM> and on purpose too.
<Julius> That's very, very, very scary.
<Julius> Its too scary.
<Julius> Goodbye.
<Julius> :P
* Julius has left #game1-ooc

* Julius smiles again. You can tell he's an executive. :P
<Carl`> (executor :P)
<Julius> (( mmmhmmm putting the laughter in slaughter, baby :P ))

<Julius> "I've been turned down by others, so I was thrilled when Vesper said you'd be able to make it."
* Carl` doesn't like the idea of the arbiters being at the beck and call of rish bastards, but we'lls see how this one plays through
<Julius> (( :P ))
<Julius> "Of course, its your choice to make."
<Julius> "You're heroes, not vending machines."

<Chaos`^> God damn you kentari!
<Chaos`^> You are giving alcar ideas!
* Alcar would rather never imagine that.
<kentari> You asked for it.
<Chaos`^> I didn't ask you to give alcar the idea to have waldo hump his smaller self!

<KenDM`^> :P What kind of world is it?
* KenDM`^ needs some details.
<Yol_Tura> well
<Yol_Tura> imagine being really really high and you made a dnd world...
<KenDM`^> Shroomform, got it.
<KenDM`^> :P
<KenDM`^> Ye olde shroomform.
<Yol_Tura> then think of the exact oposite of that and that's the world we want
<KenDM`^> Oh.
<KenDM`^> F U :P

<KenDM`^> 1d100
<Sparkie> KenDM`^ 1d100: 71
<KenDM`^> 1d100
<Sparkie> KenDM`^ 1d100: 58
<KenDM`^> AM I SCARING YOU?
<KenDM`^> WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE.

<KenDM`^> Its a very small place, except for the towering temple at the edge of town opposite the side you came in from. Small houses and buildings of various purpose stand around in no particular order. Their construction is very simple, Tudor kind of styling, with thatched roofs and all that good stuff.
<KenDM`^> All about you see people dressed in simple earthen colored clothes, going about their lives. They are all smiling happily. Their smiles are very nice. ^_^ All those smiles. ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ So many of them... ^_^ All alike... ^_^ All those horrid, horrid smiles! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ My GOD! They're devouring my soul! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
<KenDM`^> (( heheh.. moving on .. :P ))
<Yol_Tura> (( oh god.. not you too.. ))
<KenDM`^> (( What? :P ))
<Yol_Tura> (( First cookies..n ow smiles!? ))

<Yol_Tura> "You ok? your face seems stuck..."
<KenDM`^> <Zellos> "... Huh?"
* Yol_Tura grabs the corners of zellos mouth and tries to move them down al ittle
<KenDM`^> No luck.
<KenDM`^> <Zellos> "Erm.. what ARE you doing?"
<Yol_Tura> "Your face is stuck... You're just smiling... Don't you ever frown?"
* Garon stares at Yol_Tura in a horrified facination, much lik someone would have watching Jerry Springer guests on Jeopardy
<KenDM`^> <Zellos> "... What? I'm fine."
<KenDM`^> You see the bartender. He's smiling as well.
<Yol_Tura> "How depressing."
<KenDM`^> <Bartender> "Hi there! What can I get for you today?"
<Yol_Tura> "Uh... I'll have a dark beer, touch of mint on the side, and a slice of lemon."
* Garon comes to the even more terrifying realization that Yol Tura made a good point.

<Yol_Tura> "Uh... Yeah sure... You're not staying for a drink?"
<KenDM`^> The bartend turns around and is holding a mug with a bit of mint and a lemon in it.
<KenDM`^> <Bartender> "We're fresh outta beer, sorry.."
<KenDM`^> He hands you the mug, "anything else you'd want?"
<Yol_Tura> "Oh... uhm... What do you have?"
<KenDM`^> He ponders for a moment.
<KenDM`^> <Bartender> "We've got water."
<Yol_Tura> "Oh, right.. water.... Uh, yeah, give me a double.."
* Yol_Tura pretends to know what he's talking about, but has never tried this 'water'

<KenDM`^> You find a girl who looks about Zellos' age close by, she is also smiling. :P
<KenDM`^> <Girl> "Can I help you?"
<Yol_Tura> is she hot?
<KenDM`^> If you're into girls who smile, she's like Venus.
<KenDM`^> :P
<Yol_Tura> I'm into tits and ass man
<KenDM`^> Well then you couldn't tell, the robes kind of don't compliment features very well :P
* Yol_Tura licks his hand and pulls his long greasy hair back
<Yol_Tura> "What was your name?"
<KenDM`^> <Lana> "Erm. Lana. What's yours?"
<Yol_Tura> "I'm Yol. Hey, I'm an adventurer, you want to come on an adventure with me?"
<KenDM`^> <Lana> "..." She giggles.

<Carl> "I'm guessing we're just going to have to kidnap you for a bit, Mr. Alternate Alpha."
<Julius> "WHAT?!"
<Carl> "Well, unless you wanna spill the beans on why your here."
<Julius> "I'm here because I opened my eyes and found this guy trying to drive my car."
<Carl> "Ok, we've established this as very posible bullshit."
<Carl> "What else you got?"

<Carl> "Honestly, what is your connectiosn with Winter? I mean, seriously. THings are happening, big things. And I'm trying to place you in the scheme, being the rogue card at this point."
<Julius> "I'm not a rogue card..."
<Julius> ".. I'm a wild card."
<Julius> "I can't explain the conection."
<Carl> "Why?"
<Julius> "It stretches beyond the timestream and reaches across space."
<Carl> "Oh, thats all?"

<Julius> "But right now, there's a bigger trap being set up.."
<Julius> "Seer told me about it. Do you know about it?"
<AlcarGM> Winter: "By me?" in a bitter tone you've never heard from him.
<AlcarGM> He shakes his head
<Julius> ".. What?"
<Julius> "By you? Did I offend you..? I'm sorry.."
<AlcarGM> Winter: "Who else would trap me? I mean, I trapped myself to KILL myself..." pause... "that sounded stupid..."

<Carl> wtf, we aren't hubris PC's this isn't fair!

<AlcarGM> Mabel smiles. "I know the feeling. You want anything to go?"
<Julius> "No, thanks though."
<Julius> (( "Actually, yes. I'd like Adam to go (away), please." :P ))
<AlcarGM> She nods, then says "It's none of my business, but you might want to be careful. This is a bad part of town."
<Vora> (( Yeah, cause theres a Starbucks there. ))

<AlcarGM> Mael feels the pain end, abruptly, as it never was. But for a brief moment he seesm himself killing void.... then it's gone
<Mael> (when did i kill void?)
<Julius> (( Just now. You thought you saw it. :P ))
<AlcarGM> (( you haven't - yet ))
<Mael> (why would i?)
<Julius> (( Dude its a vision ))
<AlcarGM> (( *smiles* ))
<Julius> (( :P They don't come with captions. ))
<Mael> "Why....why did I see myself killing my father?"
<Vora> (( Deeply seeded issues of abandonment? ))

<Regis`> "Martha, or "Cthulhu" as she likes to be called, took the cheese into another dimension, and we gotta get it. but we cant do that unless we change our names to bill and ted. bill and ted go on excellent adventures and shit. and we gotta do this. can you help us?"
<AlcarGM> <Judge Hawthorne> "I can help you... pay for your sins!"
* Regis` smacks the judge with the gavel
<AlcarGM> You knock him out.
<AlcarGM> <OJ> "Woah, sweet.. I shoulda used a hammer.."
<Johnny> "SHUT UP OJ!"
<Regis`> "ORDER JOHNNY"
<AlcarGM> <Johnny> "I'll have a cheeseburger.."

<Regis`> "CHANGE OUR NAMES and i'll get you a cheeseburger."
<AlcarGM> <Johnny> "Fine. What names do you want?"
<Regis`> "Bill and Ted."
<AlcarGM> <Johnny> "And for the other guy?"

<Theliar`Sortahere^> "So what are we doing here anyway?"
<Orgg> "I was invading."
<Orgg> "What are you doing here?"
<Theliar`Sortahere^> "Trying to save your butt... It seems your small army left you behind alone."
* Orgg waves his hand dismissively
<Orgg> "Cowards, all. I am glad to see you have some mettle, at least."
<Orgg> "The other side fled as well."
<Theliar`Sortahere^> What were they running from if both sides ran?
* Orgg shrugs
<Orgg> "Not sure."
<Theliar`Sortahere^> "I won't run because I'm scared."

<AlcarDM> The servants quarters consists of about 10 servants, old and young, currently relaxing and playing some card game at a table.
* Orgg strolls through the kitchen without sparing a glance for the servants.
<AlcarDM> Old servant: "OK, yeah, but I'm tapping this land, so you can't attack ..." A young kid sighs "Yes, but I have UN in play, and it can attack any land. Along with my christian Missionary Pamphlet brigade who I have beserked and..... and what was that?"
<AlcarDM> The servants stop the game to watch the half orc with the sword walk towards the kitchens
<Ghenn```> ((wow.))
<AlcarDM> After a few seconds, one says "Maybe the cook cooked his family? Would explain the stew, eh?"
<Theliar`Sortahere^> (( They're playing Democracy! ))
<Ghenn```> ((Democracy: The Conquering))

* Ghenn``` makes himself look a little more peasant like, settles the stuff he stole from the captain (weaponry and whatnot) upon the undergarments, and accidentally walks into the dining room, making sure he's seen before trying to correct his error :)
<Ghenn```> this is either going to kill me, or be incredibly fun :)

<Orgg> 1d20+9 teh laemer speek wil help me 2 atak u no lolmao =P
<Sparkie> Orgg 1d20+9: 29(20) teh laemer speek wil help me 2 atak u no lolmao =P
<AlcarDM> ........
<Ghenn```> ... holy shit. that's scary, aslhk
<kentari> ...
<kentari> :P Quote that.
<Ghenn```> this will be a fitting end to the double combat :)

<AlcarDM> The baron falls to his knees with a strangled scream, his eyes wide... and smoke coming out of the sockets where his eyes were.. "THE master knows! The master seeks....... thief... can't hide...... he knows!" in a cracked voice. A wave of greyt light exoplodes from the amulet right through him and into the room at large
<AlcarDM> You feel a jult of pain (7 damage) as the light washes through you, and screams from the rest of the room as some dark magic crashes into them. Servants and nobility alike either die or fall to the ground writhing in agony.
* Ghenn``` roars in pain, falling to the ground himself before trying to compose himself
<AlcarDM> The baron's body is smoking and charred, flesh hanging off of muscle.. bone showing through on the arms and he's giving small, hiccupping sobs.
<AlcarDM> The mercenary is standing, barely, and schorched badly.
* Ghenn``` uses the captain's sword to retrieve the amulet, not wanting to touch the blighted thing
<AlcarDM> The mercenary throws the dagger right into the Baron's skull. The Baron makes a strangled noise, somehow even whiloe dying fumbling for the cursed item,then falls to the ground
<Ghenn```> "That went a lot worse than the way I had pictured it."

<Ghenn```> "Oh pisser. We haven't found the title to the barony. We need to get it before the kender finds it!"
* Orgg laughs
<Orgg> "What does it look like?"
* Ghenn``` is running back to the manor in a very silly and light-hearted fashion
* Orgg speeds up his walk to keep pace with Ghenn```.
<Ghenn```> "It's paper, with... well, dammit, it looks like the deed to the land, for crikies sake! If it looks fancy, show it to me!"

<AlcarDM> you do find a few of men and men, one of women and women and one involving an elf and a horse.
<AlcarDM> The elf and horse one is not in good shape, though,. Lots of viewings.
<Orgg> "I didn't know elves were that strong..."
* Orgg closes the book quickly and puts *that* one back on the shelf.
<Orgg> we don't need that sort of deed!
<Orgg> =P

<AlcarDM> The wizards tower still has the decomposing body that looks like diseased jello by the dumbwaiter.. the actuall door is on the outside of the tower and covered in lots of ornate runes
<Orgg> "Oh. This is the tower you wanted to investigate. I just went up there."
* Orgg points to the dumbwaiter.
<AlcarDM> Ghenn notices the forbidding runes are dwarvish . .and consist of various ways of saying "Hi!"
<AlcarDM> Clearly a demented sort.
<Ghenn```> gods almighty...

<Orgg> "In the basement, you say?"
<Ghenn```> "He went on about some Master who knew what I had done. I think I've got a demon, or dark wizard or something after me now."
<Ghenn```> "Yes. But we should probably give Theliar time to get back. And I could really use some rest."
* Orgg nods
<Orgg> "The wizard was gibbering about a master, too."
<Orgg> "I had to kill him before I can find out more. You know how wizards are.'
<Ghenn```> ((well, we don't know that, and it'll be a good excuse to keep Orgg from dragging me to my fourth attempt at an untimely death in the last two sessions i've played :))
<Orgg> "It's gibbering one moment, lightning bolts from the fingers the next."

<Orgg> "I don't think it is here."
<Ghenn```> "I would like to hope not."
<Orgg> "Just means we'll have to travel farther to destroy it."
<Ghenn```> "I'll take vast power and distance over slightly less vast power and proximity any day."
* Ghenn``` looks at Orgg
<Ghenn```> "Or, at least, today." *sighs*

<AlcarDM> A blast of warm air - hear from a fire of some kind - comes up from below. The stairs are stone and the place has a damom cloying smell to the air
* Ghenn``` opens the door and draws his sword, then opts for a chunk of wood that will double as a good club, in case there are skeletons down here. Damned multiple types of undead.
<Theliar`^> (( What's a damom cloying smell? ))
<AlcarDM> err, damp. Sorry
<Theliar`^> (( What's a damp cloying smell? ))
<Ghenn```> (lol))
<Theliar`^> (( I"m serious ))
<AlcarDM> (( uh .... damp, as in wet, from water in the cement. Cloyis is a smnell that's so rich it becomes unpleasant ))

<Theliar`^> "Orgg.. Take the boy, Ghenn get the girl.. I'm going to check out the house.."
<AlcarDM> The girl sdhakes her head frantically,. "It's his house. No one ..... no one can survive it..."
<Theliar`^> "It'll be ok... The goddess is with me.."
<Ghenn```> "Whoa elf. You aren't going alone."
<Theliar`^> "No, I'm going with the goddess.."
<AlcarDM> 'The girl steps closer to Ghenn, as if for warmth, and shakes her head. "Not there. No one is there but Him...."
<Orgg> "The goddess will protect him."

<AlcarDM> The air is cold, freezing you right to the bone and the air is hot and stagnant, like like trying to breath t he smell of burning tires
<Theliar`^> (( Hey, it's better than 1000 years in the pond ))
<AlcarDM> You seem to be in a halway, with walls of dark grey stone and the ground under you moving, and sticking.. like a river of blood frozen solid, but flecked with silver and gold. The windows in the wall show.... things.. insects the size of men, strange skies never seen before and strange creatures you have no name for
<AlcarDM> There is nothing behind you except a void
* Theliar`^ makes note of where he is, and the void, hoping that it will lead him home...
* Theliar`^ takes his first step forward to see if he is smitten again =p
<AlcarDM> yuiop can see some cobwebs, msot thick and grey and old, dotting the ceiling
* Theliar`^ holds his axe closer, gripping it tightly
* Theliar`^ has white knuckles and is rather affraid
<Theliar`^> hell I'm scared as a player

* Garon looks desperate and hands Lana the piece of paper
<Yol_Tura> "Ah, good... no need to thank me.. Anyway, noneck and I are discussing the details now, care to join us?"
<KenDM> <Lana> *she looks at it* "Oh. Noneck can't speak?"
<KenDM> She frowns, looking at Garon.
<Yol_Tura> "He can't?"
<Yol_Tura> "He just talked to the Cardinal though."
<KenDM> <Lana> *nods* "That would explain why he doesn't talk much.."

* Garon write Garon .. on it and points to himself.
* Garon stares at Lana's comment and wonders which god hates him....
<Yol_Tura> "How did he talk to the cardinal if he can't speak?" jokingly
<KenDM> <Lana> "Ohh.. He used a Garon."
<KenDM> She blinks a minute.
<KenDM> <Lana> "What's a Garon?"
* Garon points to himself
<KenDM> <Lana> "Yes, I know YOU used it."
<Yol_Tura> "He used a Garon to talk to the cardinal?"
<KenDM> <Lana> *nods* "Apparently so."
* Yol_Tura looks at noneck
* Garon stares at both of you in something like horror

<KenDM> <Lana> "Right. Garon is his NAME, apparently."
<Yol_Tura> "Oh... So he used his name to talk to the Cardinal? Isn't that like.. high level magic stuff?"
<KenDM> <Lana> "Yeah.. which is why I don't wanna make him angry...."
<Yol_Tura> "Yeah, me neither... I wonder how he chants his name if he can't talk.."
<KenDM> Lana is slowly moving to the side of the bench that's furthest from Garon :P

<Julius> :P I am beyond your physics.
<Carl> oh yeah?
<Carl> I am beyond your nonsense :P

<KenDM> Jarra you see... a pixie. In full plate, holding a medium sized mallet in two hands, beating the hell out of some bandits.
<KenDM> <Lana> "Oh.. but, won't they be in trouble?"
<Yol_Tura> (( This pixie is how big? ))
<KenDM> (( Small size. :P ))
<Yol_Tura> (( The mallet is how big? ))
<KenDM> <Pixie> "Look.. I've got a large, painful weapn here... you guys BETTER tell me where you put it."
<KenDM> (( Its a medium sized weapon. :P ))
<KenDM> (( He's holding it in two hands ))
<Yol_Tura> (( And he's carrying it!? ))
<KenDM> (( Though you could hold it in one ))
<KenDM> (( d00d D&D sizes. Pixies are about the size of halflings :P ))

<Piotr`> I though Hubris was Fed up.

<AlcarGM> and someherre the GM laughs evilly....
<AlcarGM> :p
<Carl> even my irl Gm isn't this evil and hell, he's the type to hold an OOC grudge IC :P
<Carl> not saying you do, its just an incongruent comparison :P

<Kate`^> Fear leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, suffering leads to the darkside!
<Julius> bah
<AlcarGM> no, suffering leads to angst
<AlcarGM> which is worse
<Julius> :P That it does
<Julius> wel
<Julius> suffering can lead to laughter.
<AlcarGM> Anbd makes sad little jedi say things like: Want to put my tender heart in a blender,
<Julius> cuz u know..
<Julius> you can't spell slaughter w/o laughter

<Kate`^> "I alwayse thought dryads were reserved and shy..."
<Kate`^> "I was missinformed."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "No duh!"
<Kate`^> "Well... What brought you to liking sex so much?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "You dont't?!"
<Kate`^> "Well.. It's fun when done at the right time.. in the right place.. with the right person.. But not EVERYBODY EVERYTIME EVERYWHERE which is what you do."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "of course it is! Each time is special!"
<Kate`^> "It is more special if you only do it with those that deserve it!"
<AlcarGM> Sara stops at that, looking shocked. "Who doesn't?!"

<Kate`^> "How old are you Sara?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "17!"
<Kate`^> "No, really.. How many years have you been alive?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "..... are you confused! I just said!"
<Kate`^> "How many kids do you have?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I lost count!"
<Kate`^> OMFG!
<Kate`^> "What do you do with them?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I eat them! All up! Good to the last drop!"

* Kate`^ wonders if acorns are good to the last drop >=)
<Julius> omg.
<Julius> you're eating her tree
<Julius> :P You bitch.
<AlcarGM> ROFL

* Vora throws Paradigm into a wall when he rushes them all out into the hall! :P
<AlcarGM> The nurse stands, her body almost consumed by light: "I will not be denied!" in a voice that has echoes of trumpets in it, and wrath.
* Paradigm attempts to dodge!
* Vora glances at the nurse. "Um, you're starting to freak me out..."
<Vora> (( you rushed into me, I used your momentum againt you, foo! :P ))
<Paradigm> ((i'm so totally able to phase. this makes throwing me into things with efficiency a bit harder, foo!))
<Vora> (( well phase through the wall then, you said you tried to dodge :P ))
<Paradigm> ((that's a dodge!))

<aslhk> Paradigm is here! =P
<kentari> lol awesome bali
<kentari> we can team up
<kentari> and fight crime
<kentari> tho my power would turn u into teh debil
<kentari> and id have yet ANOTHER problem
<AlcarGM> But you'd only have the problem for a very short time!
<AlcarGM> Cause then you'd be dead
<kentari> :P d00d
<aslhk> he has a point!
<kentari> being dead at this point is an appealing option
<kentari> :P

<Kate`^> "How far south? As in how much water should I bring?"
<AlcarGM> Jeeves: "perhaps 3 days walk."
* Kate`^ nods
<Kate`^> "Alright.. Sara, you hear that?"
<AlcarGM> Sara nods: "We can meet someone else!"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "And have a threesome!"
<Kate`^> "I don't think this Art wants a threesome.."
* Kate`^ searches herself for anythign that will carry water, as she is going to head south for 3 days
<Kate`^> "Ah.. Which way's south?"
<AlcarGM> LOL!
<AlcarGM> Jeeves points the direction to both of you,and wishes you luck :)

<kentari> Ok Chaos its on.
<kentari> We are keeping score.
<kentari> Of how many chixors we get in ios.
<Chaos`^> Ok!
* Alcar blinks
<aslhk> and he'll let theliar know when eh's going to dump them, so he can be in the right place at the right time to say bad things about lee to get teh sex0r! =P
<Alcar> You really want to do that?
<Alcar> What do transvestites count as?
<Chaos`^> Theliar already gets a check, 'cause the goddess is TOTALLY his!
<aslhk> if they're females dressed as males they count! =P
<Chaos`^> if they got a... nevermind..
<kentari> ok well listen
<Caltak> do herms count twice?

* Alcar just had to make the tolkein joke :)
<kentari> ok I'm typing teh rules now
<Chaos`^> you're so going down!
* Alcar is waiting for the time when some scholar decides tro search his works for proof he was a writing gay novel :p
<aslhk> tolkien is rathe rfunny =P
* Alcar has seen sillier things.
<aslhk> you could be that man, Alcar!
<Alcar> LOL! Imagine trying that seriously..
<Alcar> Symbolism of the One Ring, or, Domimance Games of Middle Earth
<Alcar> the 9 kings on horses.. fetishes! Furries!~
<aslhk> Alcar: the orcs were smothered (symbolism of gay individuals kept in the closet until they become homicidal maniacs like dahmer!? =P)
<Alcar> Mordor: Land of Sexual Freedom! (or, How Tolkien Thought Gay Marriage Would Ruin The World)

<AlcarDM> Tamil: "I can get him back. I could go to the House and get him back." But she doesn't move. "He .... he sacrificed himself ... for me. Things that shulod have broken us, he got both, and he had to go deep for healing, he .... slept with thins... thins that warped him ...... and the Master still .....still..... hurt me. Tried to. He did that, and I can't go back for him. I... just can't."
* Lee` puts his hand on Tamil's shoulder.
<Lee`> "Then.. that's that?"
<Lee`> (( *Soooo designated* :P ))
<Orgg> "I will go to this house and bring him back."
<Orgg> "Where is it?"
<Lee`> "You just said it was gone."
* Lee` raises an eyebrow.
<AlcarDM> Tamil fliches at the touch, but doesn't move. "No .... no. The.. master will send him back. For me. Fire kils them. He was my brother...."
* Orgg shrugs
<Lee`> "Now .. now I'm just plain confused."
<Orgg> "It was in the basement."
<Lee`> "What was?"
<Lee`> (( "the house" XD ))
<Orgg> "The House"
<Orgg> (( =-P))

<AlcarDM> tamil: "Weapons just ... break. I tried, with a dagger, from the armoury. the elf gave it to me, of a dragon. It ... broke."
* Orgg nods
<Lee`> (( Hrm. Dunno what to say to that :> ))
<Orgg> "I have heard rumours of weapons that do not break."
<Lee`> (( I've got innuendos, mind you, but non of them really fit as well as I'd wish :P ))
<Orgg> (("I have a big sword." =P))
<Lee`> (( :> Basically. ))
<AlcarDM> (( that was a good one :p ))
<Lee`> (( :P yeah ))
<Orgg> (( yes, unintentional on orgg's part, too! =P ))
<Lee`> "Hrm.. perhaps we could look for such a weapon, then."
<AlcarDM> Tamil: "So was it. Tooth of the first dragon, I was told, when it was given to me. But it didn't work and the Master ...."\
* Orgg nods
<Lee`> "My sword isn't known for its durability."
* Lee` sighs.
<Lee`> (( :> ))
<Tass> (innuendo gone horribly wrong!)
<Orgg> ((lol))
<Lee`> (( XD ugh. not intentional. ))

<Theliar`^> "Who is our company?"
<Orgg> "Lirk has come with reinforcements."
<Theliar`^> (( Who's infront of me right now? ))
<Lee`> (( Orgg and the 20 or so ppl ))
<Lee`> (( I'm hiding off the side of the road w/ Tamil close by. :> ))
<Theliar`^> (( Oh, ok ))
<Orgg> "Theliar, the boy has left. He sprouted wings and flew away."
<Theliar`^> "The boy... sprouted... Wings?"
<AlcarDM> The men look at each other warily
* Orgg nods

* Theliar`^ is a common elf, though you don't get to see many. He has greasy blond hair, and deep blue eyes. His face is dirty as if he spent the night in a mud pile, and his robes are tattered and worn. He looks around with a sort of fright one would see a deer being stalked make. He walks with a shake in his legs and has a very heavy step.
<Theliar`^> "Hello."
<Lee`> "So ...."
<Lee`> "you're an elf, huh?"
<Lee`> "Hrm.. you look like you've lost a fight."
<Theliar`^> "Yes, I am an elf."
<Theliar`^> "I could use a bath and a new robe..."
<Lee`> "Yes, you could.."
* Orgg chortles
* Lee` thinks to himself, 'This is what I will look like if I become an adventurer..' :P

* Ryu_Featherfoot kinda goes off a bit.. "What is it?"
<AlcarDM> Slim: "Personal stuff, Master. I've been with lots of dark lords, and the human is cute. So...Have you ever .... you know?" Undead skeletons don't bliush, but you get the feeling Slim would if he could. "had sex? With someone? Or som thing?"
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Not that I know of... why?"
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "You don't meen??"
<AlcarDM> Slim: "Oh. Well. Just checking. I lknew some dark lords....:" he strails off, looking uncomfortable. "The did stuff I left rooms rather than see. Repressed lot, really. Attention issues, lack of self esteem, mutilating people just because they wanted them ot be as ugly on the inside as they wrre., Likely all bottle fed, the lot of them."
<AlcarDM> Slim: "And they all came ot really bad ends. Even for dark lords. I'd just not like ot see you do that."
* Ryu_Featherfoot looks a bit horrified

<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Yah but where, I could use the use of some dragons fire..."
<AlcarDM> Slim sighs. "Fine then. It was a warning."
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Not for you, I've still got the skull of your last master remember?"
<AlcarDM> Slim: "Oh. Hrm. We'd need to find a dragon, then, And they're rather rare."
<AlcarDM> Slim: "And mostly cranky. Lots of confused knights seeking lost princesses who went off with their one true love who did NOT smell like his horse and wear chainmail to bed does that to them, I've found. And the knights assume adragon got her and .. Well, at that point it's academic really, as to whether they become heros or lunch."

* Cainis growls at Jamar "This is not our time to die, yet it is yours."

<Lee`> "Now.. what I don't know, is history."
<Lee`> "How old is Tamil? When was she last seen? Stuff like that."
<Lee`> "What is she expected to do, should she become the baroness."
* Lee` looks to Lirk.
<AlcarDM> Lirk look a bit uncomfortable. "I don't know politics."
<Lee`> "Any ideas..?"
* Orgg shrugs
<Lee`> "Oh. Well.. do you know anyone who does, that we could trust?"
<Orgg> "I don't know politics either. We will ask the cook."
<Lee`> "... The cook knows politics?"
* Orgg shrugs
<Orgg> "If he doesn't he will know someone who does."
<Lee`> "Good point.."
<Lee`> "Hrm.."
<AlcarDM> And these are the people who replaced a barony! :p
<Orgg> ((two, now! =P))

* Lee` looks to Lirk, "Those men you had with you, could they be trusted to help out?"
<AlcarDM> Likr hesitates, then says "I don't know. They just came because I ordered them, because I told them I was Baron and could. Because the land and the hgost said it was right to do. But they came for the baron and not me."
<Orgg> "You still must prove yourself to them."
<Orgg> "But there is no one left to fight..." Orgg looks thoughtful
<Orgg> "Have you been practicing with your sword?"
<AlcarDM> Lirk shrugs, trying for an offhanded tone, but sounding scared "There will be ships."
<Orgg> "Better that your men trust you for that battle."
<AlcarDM> Lirk nods "I have been. I don't want to die too quickly," earnestly
* Orgg nods
<Orgg> "If indeed you must die, you will sell your life dearly."

<Theliar`^> lirk needs a lesson in morale
<Theliar`^> if I had time, I'd starve him for a few days, and leave him in a field alone, and then tell him not to do it to his troops, or they'd hate him as he hated me right then

<Theliar`^> "Do you fear her?"
<AlcarDM> she nods.
<Theliar`^> "Why?"
<AlcarDM> Tamil: "If there IS a goddess, why didn't she save me?!"
<AlcarDM> j/k
<AlcarGM> Tamil: "Because gods don't care about us! We're just tools to them!"
<AlcarGM> is the real one :p
<Theliar`^> that's worse!
<Theliar`^> dammit!

<Ryu_Featherfoot> "I guess I should learn to cook some time huh?"
<AlcarDM> Lisha glares at the pot as if willing it to melt, then says "I never got the knack of it."
* Ryu_Featherfoot nods
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "I'm sure there was some dried goods around here some where.."
<AlcarGM> Lisha scowls and goes looking for some. "Maybe the boy can cook?"
<Ryu_Featherfoot> <Ryu_Featherfoot> "Never thought of that..."
* Ryu_Featherfoot goes and asks
<AlcarGM> The boy is in the main hall, tryying to mimic slim and doesn't seem able to
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Um.. Don't try for that one too hard.."
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Can eather of you two cook?"
<AlcarGM> The boy returns to his normal shape, and slumps agianst the floor... then turns into a weird blob and seems ot be resting
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Well thats one no..."
<AlcarGM> Slim stares at the blob, nonplussed for a moment, then says "Ah.. yes."

<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Great, your the offishal cook around here now"
<AlcarGM> Slim: "....."
<AlcarGM> Slim: "Right."
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Go look in the kitchen, you will see my point.."
<AlcarGM> slim walks in, muttering something about "millenia of service, eaten by dragons, stared on my hydra, killing sadhya, serving the Evil . .and now a COOK ...... Oh. My." he walks back out "I see your point, master."

<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Well nice to know thats settled..."
<AlcarDM> Lisha: "Undead skeleton gourmet cooking. Just what I always look forward...." she looks at the blob. "to...?"
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "The boy..."
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "well puddle now..."
<AlcarDM> Lisha looks at it ..... "Facinating. I hope that's just him sleeping. I'd he a bit shocked if that happened randomly."
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Umm.. yah, may need to get him a bucket, don't want him soaking into anything..."
<AlcarDM> Lisha: "Afraid of ruining the carpets?" dryly
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "nah, ground water"
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Would hate to see the boy become deluted"

<Theliar`^> "JUST LET ME GET MY CLOTHES ON!"
<Orgg> "What's stopping you?"
<Lee`> "I think you should walk back to the barony like that."
* Lee` says that to Theliar!
* Theliar`^ growls and puts on his old robe
* Theliar`^ raises his hands up in the air defeated
<Theliar`^> "I sometimes wonder why I follow you around! I'm glad I'm leaving!"
<Lee`> "Wait, you're leaving?"
<Lee`> "oh come on.. everyone gets caught naked with a woman sometime in their life"
<Lee`> "Seriously. You're exposing elven secrets. Put some clothes on, man."

<Theliar`^> "I need a new robe still..."
* Lee` dicks around in his pack for another set o clothes. :P
<Lee`> digs.
<Lee`> omfg.
<Lee`> :P
<Lee`> mind. out. of. gutter.
* Lee` shoots himself :P

Lee` speaks to Theliar, "Well... I wouldn't be able to handle myself as well as you did."
<Theliar`^> "What do you mean?"
<Theliar`^> "What situation?"
<Lee`> "..."
<Lee`> "You getting caught in the act by the inn, in general."
<Theliar`^> "Act? I was hardly doing the 'act' besides... I don't think I can... i think clerics of the goddess are celebit."
<Lee`> "Let me get this right."
<Lee`> "You 'think' you're celebit?"
<Theliar`^> "Uhm... yes."
<Lee`> "So what were you doing, experimenting?"

* Theliar`^ orders a room from the innkeeper
<AlcarGM> Ok. He says its on the house
* Theliar`^ nods and goes to the nearest decent looking woman
<Theliar`^> "You, me, bump uglies, now, in my room."
* Theliar`^ shows her the room number and key, and leaves
* Theliar`^ mumbles something about getting killed and burning in hell

<AlcarGM> Ok, Orgg and Tamil find Lee talking and listening to Mother Rumour on their way back
* Lee` looks to Orgg and Tamil as the person finishes saying stuff about somesuch.
<Lee`> "Thanks for the information."
<Orgg> "Heading back now."
<Lee`> "Right. From what I hear.. this should work if we do it right."
<AlcarGM> the old man nods 'It's like I said, the baron isn't dead, he's just faking it! He put himself in a box and we won't know if he's dead 'r alive till we open it. 's like all tombs that wat. All cats in boxes, they is."
<AlcarGM> the old man wanders off
* Lee` looks to the woman
<Lee`> "Is anyone feeding him?!"
* Lee` shrugs and walks off :P

<kentari> If I had a mansion in ios
<kentari> It would be staffed by kender in dominatrix outfits
<kentari> :>

<KenDM> <Lana> "You went and drank that stuff."
<Yol_turaandTheliar`^> "It was pretty good... I think."
<KenDM> <Lana> "nuh-uh, you could've been killed or something, that stuff didn't look too safe..."
<Yol_turaandTheliar`^> "Oh.. Well a god can't just die.."
* Yol_turaandTheliar`^ grabs a random set of clothes from the other bandits and redresses himself infront of everyone
<Jarra> (( I missed why he thinks hes a god, I think :P ))
<KenDM> (( :P be happy of that. ))

<Yol_turaandTheliar`^> "You're a good woman, but I don't think I'm a normal elf... I think... under... differant circimstances... it might have been differant, but I have a... human touch to me now.. I don't know what it is."
<Garon> Lirane: "A.. what? You're a halfie?"
<Yol_turaandTheliar`^> "Hardly. I don't know what it is..."
<Yol_turaandTheliar`^> (( It's called his player can't stand the thought of doing it with an old old lady that probably drags her breasts on the floor >_< ))
<Garon> (( metegaming! metagaming! *taunts* ))
<Yol_turaandTheliar`^> (( I'm sorry, I have my limits ))

<AlcarDM> Lirk doesn't. "I shouldn't have said that, I guess. Sorry. I guess you don't like people knowing?"
* Orgg starts to nod, then looks confused again
<Orgg> "Knowing something that would tarnish my honour?"
* Orgg starts to look worried, and thinks *really* hard about the ceremony in which Lirk became baron.
<AlcarDM> Lirk: "No! Just ... you made meBaron. I .. I want to live up to that."
<Orgg> "But what does that have to do with...?"
* Orgg trails off, then just looks frustrated
<AlcarDM> Lirk: "With what?" looking confused now
<Orgg> ((lol, this is the most horrible conversation I have ever had =P))

<kentari> poor lirk
<kentari> he's gonna have more lirk moments
<kentari> tell me alcar
<kentari> does lirk know about.. well..
<kentari> has he got "the talk"? :P
<kentari> received*
<aslhk> Orgg almost gave it to him, but they got sidetracked =P
<Alcar> And confused :P
<kentari> ARGH! NO!
<kentari> :P I have to do it?!
<kentari> :/ no pun intended.
<aslhk> it looks like it! =P

<FirestormZero> you soo need to bust out old-school fairy tales :)
<Alcar> tho mostly it's npcs that are the cliches :)
<Alcar> players get annoyed when that happens :p
* Alcar has done it before
<FirestormZero> players are masochists, deep down they really like it :)
<FirestormZero> and if they don't yah just hit them harder!

<Maccabee> "You are the only one who resists us. I am laughed at and put to shame on your account. Why are you displaying power against us in the mountains?"
<Chaos`^> (( Gemm scares me =( ))
<Zellos> "Ah, well, sorry about that, Mr....?"
<Zellos> (( :P ))
<Maccabee> (What? This is all coming from the bible.)
<Chaos`^> (( That's what scares me... you're actually reading this thing for quotes to put into a dnd game lol =p ))

<kentari> (( Cats do like 1d4 ))
<kentari> (( the average peasant has 4 hp ))
<kentari> (( don't anger kitty. :P ))

<Tokan> "Tokan cutie pie. Mom said so," firmly.
<Jenni> "And my momma said stupid is as stupid does! Can't figure out what that means though!"
* Will` glares
<Will`> "It means shut the fuck up, little girl!"
<Jenni> "Waaah... why?"
<Will`> "Ask your mother."
<Jenni> "Did I do something wrong? I'm sorry..."
* Jenni frowns.
* Tokan scowls at Will, then remembers more family homilies. "Talk nice to girl. Or no make baby!"

<Jenni> "Hey! Don't you think it's time for a picnic?"
<Devin> "Sure. But uhm..."
<Keith> Will mananges to clear the bush and get behind it with out touching it
<Jenni> "OOh! And i can bring you, and that really tall orcy thingie, and the little guy!"
<Devin> "We only just met."
* Jenni smiles
<Jenni> "Oh! I'm Jenni! Sorry, I forget that other people don't know my name sometimes!"
<Jenni> (( that has to be the stupidest thing i've ever said.))
<Will`> ((lol, that is awesome))

<Keith> so tempted to burn will at the stake..
<Will`> lol
<Will`> that'd be great =p
<Tokan> lol

<FirestormZero> Meanwhile in another part of town, Calimar wasn't paying enough attention, and thus gets ripped to pieces by zombies.
<FirestormZero> <Z1> "URRRRK" <Z2> "AAAARRGH" <Z3> "Murrrr"
<FirestormZero> <Calimar> "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
<FirestormZero> (( i enjoyed that. ))

* Tarika takes a 5 foot step diagnolly to the north east. She begins waving her hands rapidly in anti-parallel circles! As the motion intensifies she shouts... "FIRESTORM!" and unleashes the fury of a nova in the bottom right corner of the arena, blanketing Kiv in Tilco, warming them with hot, flaming, Death!.
<Tarika> er wrong channel...
<Alcar> when does she stop waving them?
<Tarika> oh, she doesn't
<Tarika> she speaks sign language. :)
<aslhk> ur ly
* Tarika makes gestures to aslhk.
<Alcar> new prestige class: The Aerobic! Prereq: 3 levels in spell casting, 8 ranks in acrobatics. Cannot take [feat that leyts you do spells w/o gestures whose name I forget]. Gains spells by doing workot each morning.
<Tarika> Burn off those love handles! Along with your enemies!
<Alcar> "Don't think Fireball 80' away, think Fireball 30' away, get in close, jog, and build up a good sweat to the accompaniment of the screeams of the drying! AND the smell of charred flesh wil ensure you throw up breaskfast and lose weight! call now for free demonstration. Being fireballed on is optional. If you wantto see it performed, bring a fat friend!"
<aslhk> the screeams of the drying! =P
* Alcar has got to stop doing more than one thing as once, especially when the other was writing in lamer speak :P

<AlcarGM> Ok.... what were the two of you planning to do?
<Julius> We were gonna save the world! :P more or less.
<Vora> (( Again? How boring. ))
<Carl> uh... but some vaseline? cause I have a feeling this is going to be rough :P
<Vora> (( you gotta stop and smell the roses. And I don't mean the plant. *nudge nudge* ))

* Kate`^ looks at sara and smiles
<Kate`^> "There is more to life than just Sex."
* Kate`^ pulls sara with her into the kitchen, as she is very hungry
<AlcarGM> Sara shakes her hea slightly. then says "But without sex there isn't life!"

<AlcarGM> Waldo: "Damn it! There can't be enoug ghosts to process the CIA database....."
<Julius> "What?"
<Vora> (( Mmm, thermoptic camoflage.. ))
<AlcarGM> Waldo: "Ghosts to power an AI. it would make sense, for processing speeds."
<Julius> "Uhm... Sure."
<Vora> (( oh shut up, it makes no sense and you know it! ))
<Julius> (( :P It makes perfect sense ))
<Kate`^> (( And they can all fit in a processor too! ))
<Julius> (( Limbo Inside. >P ))
<Julius> (( Lazo Processors, Inc. :P ))

* Orgg just realized that Orgg would rather tell someone the truth and kill him than lie =P

<AlcarDM> Lirk nods, then says "Can we - do the ritual - now?"
* ``Tamil`` goes :[ ]
<``Tamil``> "Erm. Uhm. You're kind of .. eager."
<``Tamil``> "Do you even know what's involved?"
* ``Tamil`` smirks
<AlcarDM> Lirk: "No."
<``Tamil``> (( Eeeexcellent. ))
<``Tamil``> "Well. I'd rather make sure Tamil is safe, first.."
<``Tamil``> "Did you see where Orgg went?"
<AlcarDM> Lirk: "Not the - the specifics. I've.. heard stories...."
<AlcarDM> Lirk: "He went outside. He's chopping wood."
<``Tamil``> (( "Oh. And you still don't know what's involved?" ))
<AlcarDM> (( lol ))
<``Tamil``> "I'll go speak with him quickly. You wait .. up in the bedroom, I suppose.."
* ``Tamil`` almost mutters something as she walks outside :P

<``Tamil``> "Well, I suppose Tamil will have Theliar looking after her on the way to Quan. Though .. I hope they don't stop at an inn along the way."
<``Tamil``> "And Lirk.. doesn't seem to have anyone."
* ``Tamil`` sighs, "I hope he doesn't expect me to be someone special."
<Orgg> "If you hurt him, I'll kill you."
<FirestormZero> (( aww, group hug))

<AlcarDM> Radik: "The baron is in the swouth that that.. orc.. thing.... thinking thoughts no Baron should ever think, willing to sleep with ELVES!"
<Ryu_FatherFoot> "Is that all??"
<AlcarDM> The ghost looks astonished. "WHAT?"
<AlcarDM> Lisha says nothign behind you, with an effort :p
<Ryu_FatherFoot> "I am the one that put Lirk in power.. so realy if he has gone astra its my dutie to put him back in line isn't it?"
<Ryu_FatherFoot> "I meen geezz, what would Slim say.."
<AlcarDM> Radik looks astonished. "You .. would?"
<Ryu_FatherFoot> "Its eather that or I go rase an army of undead lead by a Kender Golem and take over the place by force..."
<AlcarDM> Radik: "What?"
* Ryu_FatherFoot shakes his head and mutters "Whats a dark lord to do..."
<AlcarDM> It takes a lot to leave a 700 yrear old paladin at a lost for words, but you just managed :p

<Ryu_FatherFoot> "You know they have this legend around here for a king coming to them in a grate time of need from well some where else.."
* Ryu_FatherFoot gets up on winddancer when we get that far and helps the entire gang up
<AlcarDM> Lisha: "most places have those," dryly.
<Ryu_FatherFoot> "Realy?"
<Ryu_FatherFoot> "I could start a famon and then save everybody with food and rule the world then..."
<Ryu_FatherFoot> "Slim would be proud..."
* Ryu_FatherFoot shakes his head "To much work!"
<AlcarDM> Lisha: ".... Right."

<Theliar`^> (( Walk in on lee and lirk! Do it! ))
<Orgg> (( lol! ))
<AlcarDM> (( LOL ))
<Orgg> (( I considered it. With an axe. =P ))
<``Tamil``> (( I dare you. ))
<``Tamil``> (( Well. ))
<Theliar`^> (( "I CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN! LIRK I WANT YOU!" ))
<``Tamil``> (( If you do want to do it.. ))
<``Tamil``> (( Wait for me to get into an awkward position. ))
<``Tamil``> (( k? :P ))
<Theliar`^> (( Oh wait.. you mean something else? ))
<AlcarDM> (( *shakes his head* ))
<Orgg> (( I don't want to do it =P ))

<``Tamil``> "You know what to do?"
<AlcarDM> Lirk hesitates, then shakes his head
<``Tamil``> "I'll try to help you then.. first, you'll probably want to .. take off your clothes."
<``Tamil``> (( la di da... :P ))
<AlcarDM> Lirk blinks, the blushes and takes his clothes off quickly, looking mortified :p

<Theliar`^> I don't have a desire to go blind while having sex with a woman who looksl ike a lizard in a room of psychodelic paint

<AlcarDM> Tamil blinks a few times, her expression beyond shocked, then coughs and gasps "The master . should have used this.... for torture..."
<Theliar`^> "We do this for fun!"
* Theliar`^ smiles
<Theliar`^> "This stuff here, finally, is just for flavor."
* Theliar`^ hands her a cherry rum
<Theliar`^> "You can sip it if you want... It's the good stuff.. tastes like cherries."
* Theliar`^ sips his
<AlcarDM> Tamil: "For.. fun?!"
* Theliar`^ nods
<Theliar`^> "Once you get used to it... It's enjoyable."
<Theliar`^> "Your first time is always the hardest."
<AlcarDM> Tamil: "So is getting your blood transmuted into acid."
* Theliar`^ thinks
<Theliar`^> "Well... this is almost like that but more enjoyable.."

<Alcar> unrdu is the name of the setting, so far. Mostly rensaissance style world with hermetic magic, kaballah and alchemy.
<Alcar> using the ua system and going to involve lots of weirdness i hope
<FirestormZero> ...... Alcar continues his war against anything "normal" :)
<Alcar> war? :p
<FirestormZero> hmmm
<FirestormZero> more like a vendetta
<FirestormZero> or jihad

<AlcarGM> Snake spins and sees you, then relaxes and looks relieved, sitting back down in the bed slowly and rubbing his chest. he looks around a bit, then as you, then "Hiss?"
<Vora> "Well, I got an ambulance to come, but the guy didn't know what to do, and you were really hurt. But then the guy was someone else, and showed me some way to heal you a little. And then when we got there the person that the guy was, was a nurse, and some other guy was there, and tried to hurt her. And anyway, they were mean at that hospital, so I had to rescue you from them."
<Vora> (( THat is the best summary ever :P ))

<AlcarGM> Sara: "Kate should like this! How do you make a baby float?"
<Kate`^> (( Oh lord... a joke circle rp'd... this could be bad lol ))
<Vora> (( This could have been a cute sex joke fest, and instead its become horrible and disturbing. ))
<Piotr`> "I do not know, how?"
<Kate`^> (( Not just a joke circle.. but a tasteless joke circle ))
<AlcarGM> Sara: "two scoops of ice cream, one of baby. But I prefer the difference betwene a bowling ball and ababy: you can't stick a pitchfork through a bowling ball."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "You think this will lighten her up?!"
<Piotr`> "I think it may be able to, da."
<Kate`^> (( if you say yes I'll kill you ))

<AlcarGM> Sara nods: "OK!"
* Piotr` heads back towards his room again.
<AlcarGM> Sars follows, skipping
<AlcarGM> err, sara does....
<Piotr`> (No! Not Sars! Sars cannot follow!)
<Kate`^> (( SARS? ))
<Kate`^> (( Sars skips? ))
<Piotr`> (A generation)
<AlcarGM> (( heh ))
<Piotr`> (and it leads to genital sars)
<Kate`^> (( If I start caughing, i'll kill you ))

<barking_frog> I was in a D&D campaign once where a soldier in a delicate, restrained position had to make a saving throw to see if he choked on a potion he was drinking. He failed and choked to death. On a healing potion

<sancus> I play all games as a shapechanged tarrasque to avoid annoying crap like 'character interaction' :p

* Alcar shrugs. And it's fire and forget. Which just sucks. Big time. It was MADE for low level ideas, in the Vance novels it got based on.
<sancus> err what do you mean it's fire and forget?
<Alcar> sancus - the d&d system, You use, it's gone.
<sancus> you mean there's a finite amount of magical energy per day or something?
<FirestormZero> no
<FirestormZero> like you lob a fireball
<FirestormZero> it does damage
<FirestormZero> and disappears

<sancus> err so?
<FirestormZero> doesn't set anything on fire
<sancus> that's because fireball is specifically made not to set things on fires
<FirestormZero> it just has no consequence

<FirestormZero> i made a duelist with 241 ac :)
<aslhk> who gets hit 5% of the time =P

<AlcarDM> He nods dourly. "And do you know how few paid?" he sighs heavily. "Sometimes I wish I'd tkaen on another life, like you adventuring types. See the world....."
<Orgg> "Never too late. I could get you a sword."
<Orgg> Orgg, the barbarian recruiter! =P
<AlcarDM> He looks at you..... "I don't even know how to use one."
<Orgg> "And you never will, if you don't start some time."
* Orgg shrugs
<Orgg> "And more people would pay if you had a sword."
<AlcarDM> He blinks, considering that, then says "I never thought of it that way....."
<Orgg> "Good. Lirk needs a training partner anyway. I will teach the two of you."

<AlcarDM> Innkeeper: "The baron doesn't know how to use a sword?"
<Orgg> "He does, now, but he is new at it. He wasn't raised a baron, and you don't teach your children anything here."
<Lee`> (( Understatement of the year. :P ))
<FirestormZero> (( Well with sex-ed teachers like Lee`, it's no wonder...))
<Lee`> (( :P Dude a night with Lee is analogous to cramming for days straight ))
<Ryu_Featherfoot> (I think I would rather do the cramming for days straight)
<Theliar`working^> (( I'll have you know I am like... 3x the sex ed teacher of Lee! ))
<Ryu_Featherfoot> (bit none of you hold a candle compaired to Maranda)

* Ryu_Featherfoot just barges into rooms at randum till he finds Lirk
<AlcarDM> Ryu barges into the main room, then up stairs, then slams open a door to see Lirk and a woman sitting on a bed, currently kissing.
Ryu_Featherfoot rushes on over and grabs one of Lirks rists and starts to drag him down stairs "Matters of state come on.."
* ``Tamil`` sort of just gawks
<``Tamil``> "You kender try to steal everything!"
* ``Tamil`` grabs on to Lirk, of course :P

<AlcarDM> Ok, the woods are reached easily by two groups of whispering people, one very confused Baron and a ghost in a bucket.
<AlcarDM> who might not be a ghost, but is definitely in the bucket.
<Caltak> (( woah, that sounds weird. Well, back ot ingoring the channel.. ))
<Ryu_Featherfoot> (LOL)

<AlcarDM> The shops are mostly closed, since everyone is still hung over, but there is one "adventererers Shoppe" open
<Theliar`^> I think i've been here twice already
<Theliar`^> you're hinting at something... I know you are... there's something special in here...
* Theliar`^ walks in and looks around intently, trying to find something hidden
* Theliar`^ evidently doesn't find anything, and buys some female's travel gear Tamil's size
<AlcarDM> Hidden in a shop? Well, mostly it's just stuff the owner stole from other shops while everyone was drunk :)
<AlcarDM> So it takes a good while to find clothing that is decent and doesn;'t smell of drink, but you buy it for a few coppers
* Theliar`^ buys Tamil a dagger
<AlcarDM> The "owner" of the "shoppe" asks if you want anything else, a bit nervously :p
<Theliar`^> "Why?"
* Theliar`^ looks suspicious
<AlcarDM> "owner" "I'm trying to liquidate my stock before the winter rush?" hopefully
<Theliar`^> "Ah.. right... uhm... I think that's all..."

<``Tamil``> "Tell you what.. this isn't the place to talk about it.. would you come to the keep with us? We can discuss it over a meal."
<Theliar`^> "Uh... I was hoping to leave soon."
* ``Tamil`` almost giggles. :P
<``Tamil``> "Are you sure there isn't some way I could .. persuade you?"
* ``Tamil`` DESIGNATES THELIAR. HAR HAR HAR. TAKE THAT. >P
<Orgg> ((LOL!))
* Orgg nods
<AlcarDM> (( ROFLMAO ))
<Theliar`^> "Perfectly..."

* ``Tamil`` shoots theliar with 23 bullets made of silver purifies seven times in the fires made from 22 logs each of 10 various types of wood. :P
* Orgg is looking for a big sword!
<Theliar`^> OMG
<Theliar`^> I read Kents and aslhk's msgs at the same time... and I got *Orgg is looking for a big wood :p

<Theresa> Theresa is wearing black. All black, with black cosmetics, and a black expression on her face. Her accessories are also black, but she allows herself a silver necklace. Her gown is long and flowing, and perhaps a bit more form-fitting than is entirely modest, or indeed appealing, as she could afford to lose a little bit of weight.

<FirestormZero> "Girl.. why do you want the magic?"
<Theresa> "Because I am sick of humans. I am sick of them and want something better, and I don't trust anyone else to do the job right."
<Adrian> "But we are humans," to Theresa. "We must create something better within ourselves and it will be expressed outward for all the world to see."
<Theresa> "See what I mean?"
<FirestormZero> <Narhlron> mutters. "Hippies."

<Austin`> "Wait I didn't get to try the other one."
* Austin` stares at the anvil and wills it to explode :p
<FirestormZero> "You see what Austin` just learn is. Anytime you fail to cast a spell, there are consequences.
<FirestormZero> Austins hand explodes!
<Austin`> "OMIGOD!"
<Austin`> "MY HAND!"
<FirestormZero> "The more powerful the spell..."
* Austin` runs around in circles.
<Theresa> "Cool!"
* Adrian attempts to heal it!
<FirestormZero> "The larger the consequences..."

* Theresa attempts to summon the spirits of the dead to whisper cruel things in the god damn hippy's ears.
<FirestormZero> Theresa. Your aunt margaret returns from the grave. She begins telling you how to make tuna casserole.
<FirestormZero> And she won't stop.

* Theresa attempts to make Adrian see the world as rose-tinted, since he obviously does anyway =P
* Adrian watches in awe as the world responds to his healing by showing the innner light of ECKANKAR, the true spirit of god, and primordial love as the rainbow shines through everything.
* Adrian is now in bliss

<kentari> :P I'm gonna say Austin asked too many questions about the test. Like, "What writing utensil should I use?" and "Am I penalized for incorrect answers?" :P
<aslhk> "When do we get to the fun part?"

<Austin`> :P For having low hp I had better get something else!
<Austin`> Like o_O cuteness points or something.
<Randahl> wow
<Randahl> this really is just shroomform without the drugs
<Randahl> except for adrian, that is :P

* Theresa dreams of generously endowed anthropomorphic animals =P

<Lee`> "I don't know much about swords."
<Adrian> Lirk: "he's teaching me how to use one, but I'm not that good."
<Lee`> (( XD ))
<Lee`> (( dirt mind, kentari.. dirty mind.. ))
<Adrian> (( *grins8 ))
<Lee`> "Oh? What all have you learned so far?"
<Adrian> Lirk: "How to get it out and swing it a bit. And sheathe it right."
<Adrian> (( blinks .. oh, gods, thats horrible... ))
<Lee`> (( :P ))
<Lee`> (( ugh.. ))
<Lee`> "So you engage in swordplay with him then? To practice?"
<Lee`> (( :P Touche! ))
<Adrian> he nods. "I think I could be good."
* Lee` nods, "You're a fast learner."
<Lee`> (( :> the coup de grace ))

* Theresa asks the mouse to inspect carriage #2 =P
<FSZDM> The mouse hops into it and returns.
<FSZDM> It shakes it's head.
<FSZDM> empty.
<FSZDM> Austin... you make nothing
<Theresa> "Ooh, who's a cutey?" *tickles the mouse* "Thanks!"
* Theresa places the mouse back in her purse.
<FSZDM> You... tickled the dead mouse..

<Austin`> "Mr. McClure, are we supposed to hurt eachother?"
<Austin`> "I'm afraid I'm new to this procedure."
<FSZDM> "Yes! Just go!"
<Austin`> "Oh.. Ok.. But, I don't really want to hurt you."
<Austin`> "Is there some other way we could do it?"
<FSZDM> "No! Hurry UP!"
<Austin`> "Are you sure?"
<Austin`> "I mean.. what if I really hurt you? What if you kill me by mistake?"
<Austin`> "What would your parents think of me?"
<FSZDM> "We'll be fine! All damage will be undone! I wouldn't risk your life for this!"
<Austin`> "Oh. Ok!"
<Austin`> "Let's see.."
<Austin`> "Wait, you like me?"
* Austin` giggles
<FSZDM> "No... I... Shut up!"

<FSZDM> Debra takes to the ring!
* Theresa heads for the ring.
<Theresa> "Before we start..."
<FSZDM> <Debra> "Well... come on in... oooh you have some thrifty bag with ou.
<Theresa> "I've never done this before. Can I just beat the shit out of you?"
<FSZDM> <Debra> "I will beat the shit out of you!"
<FSZDM> "And clean your mouth out with soap!"
<Theresa> "I am so very frightened."

<FSZDM> <Palmer steps into the Areana.
<FSZDM> "You... stop! Shaking hands is my job!"
<Randahl> "Bah, you're no prince!"
<FSZDM> "You're just like your father... but not as good!"
* Randahl turns sharply
<FSZDM> "Haven't you heard... You were disinherited!"
<FSZDM> "Hahahahhahaaha"
<Randahl> "not as good? in a few weeks time, i'll be better!"
<FSZDM> "You're just a joke now...."
<Austin`> "Don't let him get to you, Randahl! He probably doesn't even have a father!"

* Lee` ponders praying to teh Goddess about it. Would teh goddess even answer? :P
<Adrian> (( lol . .you never know... ))
* Lee` does so. Inside her head. basically a "Please help Lirk. I heard you did before!" :P
<Adrian> Lirk sighs then says "The gods help in battles, and wars. A quiet heart is your own concern." then claps his hands over his mouth and looks shocked "That wasn't me!"
* Lee` gasps.
<Lee`> "Its ok."
<Lee`> "Don't worry about it.."
<Adrian> Lirk: "But someone else just spoke out of my mouth!"

* Randahl concentrates his body energy, breaking palmer's other arm!
<Randahl> 1d20
<Sparkie> Randahl 1d20: 20
<FSZDM> 1d20-1 dodge?
<Sparkie> FSZDM 1d20-1: 5(6) dodge?
<FSZDM> <Palmer> "nah nah noo!!!"
* Randahl puts a hand on palmer's shoulder. "it'll be okay. i'll take your head next!"
<FSZDM> roll damage
<Randahl> 3d6
<Sparkie> Randahl 3d6: 3
<Austin`> ...
<Austin`> :P WTF! I demand a reroll!
<Austin`> He rolled a 20 to hit :P
<Austin`> It should at least mean something! :P

<FSZDM> <Palmer> "You... I'll never... Fine the town is yours."
<FSZDM> He looks red faced
<Austin`> "And so are YOU, right??"
* Austin` grins sadistically
<FSZDM> Debra, McClure, and Louise all look strange
<Randahl> "you're ten years old! Get away from me!"
<FSZDM> < Palmer> "Umm... not like that!"
* Austin` was talking to Palmer. :P

<Austin`> "Let's just do it this way!"
<FSZDM> you guys settle tax rate ^_^
* Austin` attempts to create a d20
<Austin`> 1d20
<Sparkie`> Austin` 1d20: 20
<FSZDM> lol.
<Austin`> :D Oh yeah.
<Adrian> ...
<Randahl> "what the hell is that?"
<FSZDM> you create a strange object
<FSZDM> with numbers on it
<Austin`> "Its a die. I think I gave it too many sides, but oh well."
<FSZDM> it looks like a die...
<FSZDM> but it has numbers 1-20 on it.

<FirestormZero> so nope. No sex this time ^_^
<Reykemias> i almost fucked that angela chick
<Reykemias> but my character got scared! :P
<aslhk> yeah, diseases! =P
<FirestormZero> wow... morality ^_^
<Austin`> you should just summon a skeleton
<Austin`> and use body to make it hot
<FirestormZero> you guys
<FirestormZero> have...
<aslhk> but.. skeletons *are* hot!
<FirestormZero> some problems ^_^
<FirestormZero> and you aren't good enough at body to do that
<Reykemias> FirestormZero: the ability to put a thought on one line?

<FirestormZero> does he want his hand back kentari?
<FirestormZero> er Alcar
<kentari> :P MY HAND!
<FirestormZero> OMIGOD!
<kentari> You will not take my hand away, ever again

* Alcar hopes not. I think the currently record in chanel is 10 or so :p
<Alcar> tho I did run over 24 hours in one weekend doing the first lolad campaign
<Alcar> but that was 3 evenings, 8 hours ish each.
<Iota> it's like saying surkh ran for 212 hours from november's end to may's second week :P
<Kiv> yeah
<Kiv> but surkh sucked :P
<Iota> Kiv: yeah, that's why i already have people asking me to rebirth it.
<Kiv> well, yeah, I can see that. I see some of the same behavior in broken homes across the country!
<Kiv> "Why you gotta make me hit you like that, baby?"

<Iota> i've had every competent player on esper play in surkh at one point or another :P

<Tarika> I'm trying to kill off my players
<Tarika> because they suck.

<Randahl> death, and body
<<FSZDM> You cannot destroy items. But you kill his hair ^_^
<Austin`> "OMIGOD!"
<FSZDM> He is now bald.\
<Austin`> "MY HAIR!"
* Austin` attempts to destroy Randy's clothes in a puff of smoke
* Randahl gives him short brown hair. like a boy has.
<FSZDM> Austin` it feels kind of drafty.
<Theresa> He's a red head this time =p
<FSZDM> Austin. All your clothes but your undergarments are gone.
* Randahl dusts off his clothes, then approaches austin
<Adrian> (( and lo, the heroes did perish in the hair wars.... ))
<FSZDM> And you have red hair.

<Dale> "Hmm. Can any of you see in the dark?"
* Dale whisperasks
<SamSmith> "I can. Just not very well."

<GemmGM> Sam, ahead you can see a hole of light.
<SamSmith> "I see the light."
* SamSmith heads for the light.

<Alcar> but gurps is TOO system oriented.
<Alcar> It makes D&D seem rules light some times :p
* Alcar 's favourite example is that ghouls have Odious Personal Habit: Eats Dead People
<Warner> now theres a great sequel idea for the Sixth Sense Movie. "I eat dead people" :)
<Warner> "I eat them every where" "And I have no BBQ Sause"

<aslhk> <KenDM> You feel your magical magics tingle with magical energy. That means that they work.
<aslhk> =p
<aslhk> I like that
<Warner> ("And how do I feel that?" "Magicly" :)

<FSZDM> <Old Hideous Woman> " Erhmm... may I come in?"
<Adrian> "Would you like some food? Rest?"
<Theresa> "She looks like she could use some... rest."
<FSZDM> (( And thus, the pcs let the evilest demon in all of Tirel, cross the threshhold...))
<Theresa> ((lol))
<FSZDM> "Erm... that would be nice!"
<FSZDM> (( kidding.... or am I?))

* Theresa eats some lobster, too, trying to be discrete about it.
<FSZDM> <Old Hideous Woman> sees all Theresa. you feel her eyes watching you. even though she is completely distracted. big brother is watching.
<Adrian> (( and he's in drag! ))
<Theresa> ((lol))
<FSZDM> (( Shut up.))
<FSZDM> (( ^_^))

<FSZDM> <Old Hideous Woman> "Well... Your dream will come true."
<Theresa> "The one about the squirrels?"
* Adrian looks surprised. "It will?"
* Theresa innuendos.
<Adrian> then.. "which one?"
<FSZDM> <Old Hideous Woman> "I'm afraid I cannot tell..."
* Adrian blinks. "So... it *could* the one about the squirrels?" to himself. "But that was more a nightmare...."

<FSZDM> "I am Belial..."
* Randahl backs away
<FSZDM> "Bethshiba Belial."
<Randahl> "Bethshiba?"
<Adrian> "Oh. That's a nice name.Very ... allierate."
<Randahl> "Come on, making up fake names isn't that hard."
<Adrian> "She could have had mean parents. I had a cousin named Tetragrammaton."
<Theresa> "What's wrong with Tetragrammaton?"
<Adrian> "Oh, some religious sect said it was offensive and killed him."
<Theresa> "Fucking nuts."
* Adrian frowns a but and wonders if Theresa has mind. she keeps referring to the squirrel dream...

* Theresa dances
<Theresa> er
* Theresa is now known as aslhk
* aslhk dances
<aslhk> =P
<aslhk> that just didn't seem right!

* Jordan` walks over to K-Dawg. "Listen, *bro*. I wasn't making fun of the *handle*. I was making fun of your inability to treat people like fucking people. You might not have to dress that way if you weren't a fucking cunt."
* Jordan` leaves
<Jordan`> (aslhk: how am i doing? :P)
<DorianZindell> (lol, I am impressed =P)
<K-Dawg> "Ayte... and don't let your hair hit the door on the way out. Some real cute pj's you're wearin, look like avril lavinge or some shit."
<Jordan`> (LOLMAO)
* Jordan` raises a middle finger on his way out

<AlcarGM> Ronald: "And there's duct tape. Shuts them up really fast. Most of them don't have facial hair, so when you pull it off it just hurts, nothing more," slowly. "But they still scream. Scream instead of cry."
<DorianZindell> (lol!)
<K-Dawg> "Ayte... dood... I didn't just hear you say that."
<AlcarGM> Ronald: "All those little happy meals and their toys. I just said I collected the whole set, and they put me away for years..... "

<AlcarGM> The TV is on, and showing Felix the Cat sodomizing Mickey Mouse. Or mayvbe fighting. It's quite a poor image.
<DorianZindell> "Took out that there helicopter. You got one of them with the gun, I take the other."
<AlcarGM> K-Dawg breaks the necks of the three dead men with ease..
* DorianZindell lassos and hogties a zombie with a gun, keeping the gun trapped against his body.
<K-Dawg> "Awww hell no..."
<AlcarGM> K-Dawg feels something sharp point into his back .. something cold....
<K-Dawg> "Ayte. What the fuck is behind me dorian?"
* K-Dawg trys to ascertain what's behind him!
<DorianZindell> "S'just that kid from the bar."
* Jordan` sighs
<Jordan`> "fuck you."
<DorianZindell> "I already got me a partner."
* DorianZindell grins at the hogtied zombie
<K-Dawg> "I don't swing that way, but if yah look on the tv, you got yourselves a station now."
<DorianZindell> "Nah, just kiddin y'all."

<AlcarGM> The woman looks at both of you... "I want to know why you're here! This is private property!"
<K-Dawg> "Ayte. I'm K-Dawg. This my straight ryder Dorian. You gonna explain yo crazy self. Or we gonna fuck you up. Aussie-Street homebrew."
<DorianZindell> (lol!)
<K-Dawg> (( hehheeh))
<AlcarGM> (( *shakes his head* ))
<K-Dawg> (( my alter ego rocks.))

<chaos`Work^> anime ninja (5) cool hero (2) former redneck (3)
<Alcar> and what IS an anime ninja as oppossed to a normal one?
<chaos`Work^> erm...
<chaos`Work^> I cut metal tanks up!
<chaos`Work^> lol
<Alcar> besides your pc needing eyes roughly the size of half their face and looking really young

<AlcarGM> Sara: "What's wrong?!"
<Piotr`> "I was a little dazed in class. And it seemed like I could tell who else has been... with you, doesn't look to well either."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Oh, that parts normal! People just do that! I don't know why!"
<Piotr`> "But...it didn't seem normal."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Oh. What was wrong?!"
<AlcarGM> she brushes off her hands, pats the plants, and stands up.
<Piotr`> "Like I said, I don't feel like myself..."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Who else could you feel like, silly??"
<Piotr`> "Umm...just expression I pick up from you people. But I don't feel the same. And less... I cannot think of it."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Oh!" she pouts. "That's funny! Do you want to see our baby?!"

<Julius> "Are you ok Winter? Well.. all things considered, that is."
<AlcarGM> Winter: "No, he's not ok. He was tortured by a lunatic. Would you be okay?"
<Julius> (( Err.. :P was that smith? ))
<AlcarGM> nope, winter :p
<Julius> (( omg! :p I just woke up! I'm not ready for this kind of stuff! ))

<Piotr`> "Wondering if something about you that has a side effect to being with you."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I wouldn't hurt you!"
<Piotr`> "I know you wouldn't." He places a kiss on her forhead, "but there may be some side effect you don't know about."
<AlcarGM> Sara sighs. "I always thought the sex was enough!"
<Piotr`> "Maybe for you."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "You want to get married?!?!??!" in a horrified tone
<Piotr`> "Now wait a minute. I never said that."
<AlcarGM> She looks relieved. "Then what is enough?!"
<Piotr`> "I have no idea."
<Piotr`> "Maybe death."
<Vora> (( wow, thats pretty extreme. ))
<Vora> (( just get like, a visectomy or something :P ))
<AlcarGM> Sara blinks, then says "Maybe you DO need sleep!"
<Julius> (( ;P Maybe that's what he meant. ))

<AlcarGM> Sara blinks, then says "Maybe you DO need sleep!"
<Piotr`> "Maybe.."
* Piotr` grabs her like a teddy bear and holds her closely to himself, falling asleep.
<Vora> (( best. teddy. ever. ))
<AlcarGM> (( lol! ))
<Julius> (( d00d not if its head pops off ))

<AlcarGM> Sara: "I have babies!"
* Mael looks at Piotre
<Mael> "I thought you didnt sleep with her."
* Piotr` shrugs. "Once." He smiles.
<Mael> "Damn, those boys can swim....You've only been with her a few weeks and she's pregnant already? Good goin!"
<Piotr`> "This morning."
* Mael blinks
<Piotr`> "Want me to show you her?"
<Mael> "um..."
<Mael> "How can.....after...one day?"
<Piotr`> "Please come, let me show you."
* Mael follows
* Piotr` leads Mael to the garden and points to the flower. "Thats her."
<AlcarGM> It's a nice tulip.
<Piotr`> "Sara has nicer lips though."
<Mael> "You fucked her....and she sprouted a flower?"
<Mael> "Damn...when they say spreading the seed nowadyas, they really mean it!"

<AlcarGM> d100
<Sparkie> AlcarGM d100: 66
<AlcarGM> appropriate
<Julius> omg
<Julius> omgomgomgomgomg
* Julius has left #game1-ooc
<AlcarGM> d100
<Sparkie> AlcarGM d100: 99
* AlcarGM blinks
<AlcarGM> o..kay

<Mael> "So...you pop out a tree for every guy you sleep with?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Of course! It's easy!"
<Vora> (( she can single-handed regrow the rainforrest. Let's help her, shall we? :P ))
<Vora> (( well, not single-handedely, really, but you get the idea ))
<Julius> (( What a noble cause! :P I shall endeavor to do my best and perform my civic duty. :P ))
<Vora> (( thats the spirit! ))

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