<Anelelinde> I'm sorry if I seem overly agressive OOC
<Anelelinde> I think it's just Fennec making up for playing A SWEET TINY LITTLE INNOCENT PERFECT LITTLE HARMLESS BUTTERFLY :D
<Tass> I'm sorry?
<Anelelinde> ... which is mostly fun :)
<Tass> is this the same butterfly that made some dude chop his friends head off? :P
<Anelelinde> but not much of an outlet for agression or frustration
<alcar> Tass - That was a DIFFERENT butterfly. She's reborn each day from the coccoon man!
<alcar> Actually that would be kind of cool....
<Tass> mayfly curse and reincarnation? :P
<Tass> would definitely be wierd
<Anelelinde> Tass: well, he was trying to chop MY friends' heads off :P
<alcar> Tass - Yeah.....
<alcar> were mayfly....
<alcar> "See you tomorrow. Well. Actually. Not." *drops dead*

<Kage`> "Like I said.... I think... you were chosen to preserve because its in you, the desire to protect."
<Kage`> "The instinct, I guess."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "I guess. i just don't like being.. used. Even by it. Not that I have a choice, but it's still.... scary. I don't like being scared of myself, too."
<Kage`> "Better scared than angry."
<AlcarGM> Chris: "Anger is just fear in disguise. The nurses used to tell me that."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Being angry is ... worse. When - when Cameron stabbed Kage, I would have.. if he had... I'd have tried to..... eve though he's put up with - lots ..... "
<Kage`> "They would say something like that... they would want to connect the two. You know why? TO control."
<Kage`> "There are many kinds of fear and many kinds of anger."
<Kage`> "The purest of either knows neither."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "..... I don't think I get that."

<Anelelinde> good afternoon Caltak
<Caltak> ^_^
<Anelelinde> the butterfly sends her regards
<Anelelinde> incidentally, I'd like to apologize for any sort of OOC hostilities and such; playing a sweet innocent carefree little butterfly makes Fennec a bit competitive, frustrated, and hostile sometimes. :P
<Anelelinde> though I really ought to direct that extra-specially-more to kentari and Tass I suppose
<Caltak> lol
<Caltak> I don't recall any hostilities.
<Anelelinde> mmmk :)
<Anelelinde> it tends to be more towards the butterfly-hater crowd
* Anelelinde pokes Kage? Cameron? :P
<alcar> <Sophie> incidentally, I'd like to apologize for any sort of IC hostilities and such; being a sweet innocent carefree little vampire makes Sophie a bit competitive, frustrated, and hostile sometimes. :P
<Caltak> lol
<alcar> <Sophie> GOT THAT YOU MENTAL MIDGET

<AlcarGM> The doberman regards you warily out of intelligent eyes. Her aura isn't strong, and her mind isn't human at all. YOu vcatch echoes of a smlel, and pain, and hurt.
* Anelelinde will sit down, in what kindergarten teachers call Indian style (once upon a time before PCness) and nod.
<AlcarGM> her name's Mura, now, named by.... someone she thinks of as the weird-good smell. She pads over, blurs, and becomes a small french poodle.
<Anelelinde> A dog/dog ... interesting.
<Alicia> (LOL)
* Anelelinde offers a petting, if the poodle seems interesting.
<AlcarGM> Yup :)

* Cameron looks to Sonne, "I apologize. You didn't need to see any of that, from the start."
<AlcarGM> Sonne: "It should not be possible... even for the, surely, to fool the land?"
<Anelelinde> (( /me notes this down on the calendar. Cameron apologizes!!! ))

<AlcarGM> You exit.....
<AlcarGM> 2d6
<sparkie> AlcarGM 2d6: 7
<AlcarGM> Lynn doesn't attack you all yet.
<AlcarGM> Next?
<Cameron> ;P
* Cameron looks around, deciding to inspect the monument first.
* Anelelinde uses Divine Relationship (Faline) and rolls that one again!
<Anelelinde> 2d6
<sparkie> Anelelinde 2d6: 7
<Anelelinde> (( Feh. j/k ))

<AlcarGM> The city is quiet this night, filled weith the sound of water falling into sewers and a few children out, late, playing, making boats and sailing down empty side streets. Snow is melting that was never real and aside from the sirens that are cities it's quiet - tonight.
<AlcarGM> (( just felt like thowing something in along your way :) ))

* Faline looks up at the trees. Then jumps up into one, and looks around. :)
<AlcarGM> Faline sees the park, lord of all sur surveys! She doesn't land on a fae, at least.
* Faline looks around in the tree itself. :)
* Anelelinde will wait until you all clear out to the perimeter.
<AlcarGM> it's an oak tree. A few squirrels, if she's hungry? :)
<Faline> (( FAE'S DISGUISED AS SQUIRRELS MAYBE? *munch!* :P ))
<AlcarGM> (( Fae: "My nuts! Someone protect my nuts!" ))
<Cameron> (( Part of me is laughing. ))
<Cameron> (( And part of me died, inside. ))
<Faline> (( hehe ))
* Faline looks down. "They hide rreally well."

<AlcarGM> It's.. well.... you've sene documentaries about cows and the like, back in classes in another life... it's like that. Pens, breeding areas.... rather compact, reeking of wastes and vermin....
<AlcarGM> everyone, evne the babies, stops crying when you come down, the smell of fear filling the air, heady and almsot overpowering
<Faline> "Oh come now, this is a bit excessive." *to whatever unseen fae is running this. She steps over to the pents and starts unlocking and opening them all.*
<AlcarGM> the humans cower from you, terrified.
<AlcarGM> "The future often is," an unseern voice whispers. "This is one."
<AlcarGM> "Do you think," it conitnues, almost clinically, "that youn are exempty from the madness of daschau?
<Faline> "You're all frree to leave," to the illusory people, offhandedly. She starts walking back upstairs. "Yes, well, not a likely one, since I plan to be rather strrict about things like this."
<Faline> "Since I've neverr hearrd of that beforre, I'm not surre I can answerr."
<AlcarGM> The fae laughs, delighted. Definitely a female voice, now. "Ohk you don't even know your own history. How very sad; how do you plan to escape the mistakes of those people? Of the other gods who came before you? Of inquisitions done in the name of a God of Love?"

<Faline> "If I am to continue being a God, which, by the by, I wasn't rreally planning on rright now, then I intend to be a bit morre hands-on than Him, to make surre followerrs don't do crrazy things like Crrusades orr Witch Hunts."
* Faline rips a pew out from the church to smash down a sction of that barbed wire with so the fake prisoners can escape.
<AlcarGM> Fae: "It is different after you die. There are.... laws..... limitations ... and few who can truly believe, once a god has died...."
<Faline> "I was underr the imprression that Gods tend to be immorrtal."
<AlcarGM> Fae: "Everything with a soul is, in the heavens, but not on earth," sadly. "You tarry only a little while here."
<Faline> (( "Yes, well, we'll see about that. My player fully intends to spend points on stuff to change that." :P ))

* Faline silently walks up, holding a No Parking sign, and simply sticks it into the ground, next to the grove. :)

<Cameron> "Hmm. I doubt you're a free agent. Who are you in league with?"
<AlcarGM> Blok: "If you can prove any worth to this, some of us will give aid, even now. The wild hunt could be freed, even in this world." He smiles to Cameron. "The queen of air and darkess."
<Kage`> "Can you sense the loci?"
<AlcarGM> The fae nods.
<Kage`> "Its amassing its forces, drawing things here."
<Kage`> "Just remember, if you wait too long, it may be too late."
<AlcarGM> Blok: "Perhaps it always was," the fog vanishing entirely.
<Kage`> "Cornered and desperate have always been good fghting partners."

<Cameron> feh
<Cameron> I'm about to have a faline moment ;p
<AlcarGM> lol!
<Faline> lol... define that for me? :)
<Cameron> its where you flip out, kill everything, and then blame something and wash your hands of all responsobility
<Faline> Hey, I only did that... a couple of times, maybe. :P
<AlcarGM> Every lolad pc, escepting Rei and Danric, did it at least once iirc :p
<Chaos`^> I don't recall killing everything
<Faline> Chaos`^: Boredom can kill.
<AlcarGM> lol caltak :)
<Faline> ;)

<Cameron> "If the oncoming storm is to be a flood, I am perfectly willing to make sandbags out of these impudent fairies."

<Cameron> "Oh, Faline, by the way ..."
<Cameron> "I'm charging you with murder, for every single one of those men."
<Cameron> "If you can flaunt yourself in front of the cameras, surely you can show up in the courtroom?"
<Faline> "Yes, well, we can add them to the list, I suppose." *offhandedly, continuing to walk*
<AlcarGM> (( ouch ))
<Cameron> "You .. really don't care, at all, about those lives?"
* Anelelinde sort of tries to stand in between those two being a BIG OBSTACLE with those WINGS in the way.
* Cameron nods at Kage, "Perhaps the adversary is already here.. do be careful you aren't not much liked by Faline in the future."
* Faline continues walking.
<Faline> (( "They were just NPCs, anyway." ))

<Cameron> "Does being a were let you get away with being a serial killer, as well?"
* Cameron asks Anne. :P
<Cameron> "I'm seeing a lack of accountability, here."
<Faline> (( "Of course it does, it's in the handbook." ))
* Anelelinde is mostly blinkblinking.
<Cameron> "Does it? Does being a Pack Leader mean you can kill as you please? Does being a Fae mean you can shirk whatever you wish? I can respect chaos, but this goes well beyond the scope of whimsy."
<Chaos`^> (( Hey it's good to get respect ))
<Anelelinde> (( haha ))
<Faline> (( "I work in mysterious ways." ))
<Cameron> (( :P ))

* Cameron swiftly draws a pistol with 'VERITAS' etched on the side, and takes aim. "And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord, for thee.."
<Cameron> 1d2 1=totally j/k :P
<sparkie> Cameron 1d2: 1 1=totally j/k :P
<Faline> (( lol... now whos not taking accountability? ))
<Chaos`^> (( OOH! PC FIGHT! ))
<Cameron> (( :P ))

<Cameron> oh
<Cameron> I need to meet up with cecil
<Cameron> :P
* Cameron has a meal planned for him.
<Chaos`^> I only eat virgins
<Chaos`^> and they have to be on a stick, so I don't have to mess my fingers up with their messy juices
<Cameron> I took that into consideration.
<Anelelinde> um.

<Faline> I think Alcar should let chaos play when he shows up without worrying about when the game will end, but with the understanding that whenever it *does* end, Chaos's session will end abruptly as well.
<Faline> but thats just my opinion
* Anelelinde leaves it up to AlcarGM and Chaos`^
<Cameron> pfft
<AlcarGM> is lmostly a cast of that, when Chaos arrives, there;s generally 3 things happning at once and the GM isn'tmentally up to splitting mind to another by then :p
<Cameron> I saw la fin.
<Cameron> They can't end it, anne.
<Cameron> They get started
<Cameron> and its like sex, or something.
<AlcarGM> LOL
<Cameron> They just can't stop till its done.
<Faline> lol Cameron
<Chaos`^> too true, too true
<Faline> Lolad was originally like that.

<Faline> "I've been shown wherre my path leads, and by severral differrent sourrces. I have a prretty good idea."
<Cameron> "What's to say abdication isn't part of that? Why do you refuse it so?"
<Faline> "Because, frrankly, I don't trrust yourr advice on the matterr."
<Cameron> "Yet you trust 'the future'"
<Faline> "No, I trrust that I will find my own way."
* Cameron waggles his fingers, highlighting the nature of his opinion.
<Cameron> "And how many more have to die to pave the path?"
<Cameron> "You're far too self-absorbed for the Power you've happened upon."
<Anelelinde> "Three thousand, three hundred and thirty-three." ((j/k))
<AlcarGM> (( you guessed?! ))

* Steve_Irwin opens a window, conjuring a van at the base. He jumps out, in a somewhat acrobatic routine, landing beside the driver's seat. He starts the car in preparation :P
* Steve_Irwin holds out his hands, "I'll catch her, hurry!"
* Kage` throws her :P
* Steve_Irwin catches Faline, jumps in the car ... and speeds off.
* Kage` :[ ]
<Faline> (( YOU DUMB FUCK ))
* Kage` looks back, and grabs simon, and runs away :P
<Faline> (( CHASE HIM ))
<Kage`> (working on it!)
<Faline> (( I cant believe you fell for that, you MORON ))
<AlcarGM> Simon just.. follows... looking like he's having yrouble keeping up with this :)
<Faline> (( HONESTLY! ))
<Kage`> (yes.... fell for it.... thats it :P)

* Steve_Irwin stops the car by the side of the road. It dissolves as his hands flicker with shadow, a grave look overcoming his face that he is glad no one has to see. He reaches out for Faline's throat, and squeezes with a strength that could lift small cars.
* Steve_Irwin just keeps squeezing, not saying a word.
* Steve_Irwin can't contain himself, "Damnit! Why! Why! Children are supposed to be powerless, for their own sake!
* Steve_Irwin lifts and bashes the head a few times, taking care to leave the sticky note on her forehead!
* Steve_Irwin reaches into his pocket, withdrawing a curvey looking silver dagger. Still squeezing with one hand, he begins to decapitate with the other, his eyes watering, but no tears falling.
<AlcarGM> The ground.. shudders underneath you and something deap and powerful says "YOU WILL NOT KILL HER!"
* Steve_Irwin holds out the hand with the dagger, it fades into a rusty blade, perhaps still flickering, "She will kill us all to save us all! You chose WRONG!"
* Steve_Irwin impales through the body and the land, pouring all that makes him the embodiment of Death and Destruction behind it. Perhaps a grave sadness, too.
<AlcarGM> Well.

<Steve_Irwin> Let me know when the Divine Spark fades.. :(
* Steve_Irwin has a radio call to make. ;p
<AlcarGM> She's dead, Steve.
<Steve_Irwin> god damnit
<Steve_Irwin> you know what?
<Steve_Irwin> I made a promise, "I will not be the first Game1 PC to kill another Game1 PC"
<Steve_Irwin> and here, I broke it :(

<AlcarGM> RP this to whatever hilt you like :)
<AlcarGM> yyup :)
* Faline sends a weak message through pack link, to Simon, before going. "Goodbye. I'm... sorry. For everything..."
<Faline[RIP]> oh, fuck.
<Faline[RIP]> >_<
<Faline[RIP]> I just remember the damn kids.
<Faline[RIP]> TT_TT
<AlcarGM> .....
<AlcarGM> you know... so did i....
<AlcarGM> oh, shit.

<Gemm[Batman]> so, is this the end (or near end) for this lolad?
<Chaos`^> not hardly
<Chaos`^> The pc's are just fighting

<Faline[RIP]> (( This isn't the end you know. Cameron will pay for this. Seriously. ))
<AlcarGM> (( LOLAD: The curse of the Tiger Pearl. ))
<Faline[RIP]> (( Cameron is totally getting the Satan role in my religion. ))

<Kage`> fine, lets start with the kids
<AlcarGM> they DO need to be in a body..
<AlcarGM> closest are you, simon, or lynn...
<Kage`> oh god :P
<AlcarGM> yes :)
<Kage`> lynn is the only one with the proper physiology
<AlcarGM> On the plus side it doesn't matter who gets what, to the magic.... at this level biology means nothing.
<Kage`> I think Lynn would be honored :P
<AlcarGM> feel free to ask via msg, or channel :)
<Kage`> we're good to go! :P
<AlcarGM> Both of em?
<Kage`> she lays eggs, it'll be fine :P

<alcar> June 26: Faline dies. 16 AP to everyone.
<Tass> :[ ]
<alcar> (( I was going to make it as many years as Faline lived, but took 2 off for the kids :) ))
<alcar> And no, don't expect AP again unti... august. At the earliest :P

<Tass> you know
<Tass> the more I hear about faline's revenge
<Tass> I think less of her as an ascendant goddess
<Tass> and more as an angry ghost who can't move on
<alcar> that shall be worked out as well :P
<Chaos`^> no, a demon that was too bad for hell!
<Caltak> At least Faline died when she was still young and nubile so she can continue to appear as such forever. :P
<Caltak> silver lining, I guess
<Tass> oh man
<Tass> faline -is- the adversary :P
<Caltak> SHHH
<Tass> were you planning this?! :P
<Chaos`^> LoL
<Caltak> It was supposed to be a secret!

* Caltak changes topic to 'Welcome to the Church of Faline. Please leave your baby in the collection plate. Praise Be to the Lady of Claws!'

<Anne> Defects:
<Anne> Dead (6BP)
<Caltak> lol
<Anne> only 6?
* Caltak didnt see that in the book! :P
<Anne> Caltak: Unique Character Defect. (Unique? Lots of people are dead. Ah, but they aren't all characters!)

<Caltak> Its a shame Mind Shield doesnt help against things like Exorcism or Spirit Ward
<alcar> Erm ,Your a goddess. Exorcism on gods is.... difficult :p

<Aaron_V> "All right, this time, we avoid Dr. West."
<kentari> <Faust> "Rachael, I'm not sure I understand where you're coming from on that."
<Steve`Z> "At all costs!"
<kentari> <Faust> "You're saying something's happened since we left...?" He sounds .. doubtful.
<Drew`> "*Very* much so," firmly. "He's .... insane."
<Forest`^> "Wait, so did we go FORWARD in time?"
<Drew`> "Or maybe not. Which is probably worse...."
<kentari> ((It would appear so, Forest.))
<kentari> ((The sun is higher up in the sky. Its warmer out.))
<Steve`Z> (( ...we did? ))
<kentari> Indeed!
<Forest`^> "Wait..." Looking at his watch "I can't be here... I have a mayor to blow up... I can't be waisting my time with commissions!"
<Rachael> "./~`/!?@#!``~~/../~~~~\.../`/!/`/~/1/!/!?~/`\\\/~~~~./~./~./~"
* Rachael chimes.

<Rachael> this is all quite excellent
<Rachael> I can now more safely apprentice myself to Sara
<Drew`> ....
<Rachael> sorry
<Drew`> and you thought Drew breaking the Pact was evil!?
<Drew`> :p

<kentari> Forest is definitely tripped, though he manages to not fall completely on his face. A few errant steps forward, and his balance is regained.
<kentari> The receptionist looks up once you go for the doors, "Do you all have appointments?"
<Forest`^> "How the hell would I know?"
* Forest`^ is busy glaring at steve
<Aaron_V> "We're here with Faust."

<Rachael> "You're NOT listening to me. You've already decided what I'm saying. I don't really care. But Kohlberg's policy of detention for sneezing wrong didn't stop the gas attack or the kids spiking the Home Ec ingrediants with drugs, it hasn't done anything to help ANYBODY, and if it goes on, well, any student with half a brain is going to leave town for another school district."
<Aaron_V> "Forest, Rachael, why don't you two quite bickering like an old married couple while the good doctor here is trying to find out about Faust's classes?"
<Forest`^> "What does THAT have to do with no child left behind?"
<Steve`Z> (( I think we should lock the two of them in a small room until only one remains. ))
<Forest`^> (( That would be a bad idea, because forest has explosives and Rachael has swarm ;D ))
<kentari> Dr. Chamot looks slightly overwhelmed. :P
<Steve`Z> (( ok, a small, armoured, sealed room. ))
<Drew`> (( ... coming right up.. Everyone leave the office. The Dr. is a small price to pay. ))

* Aaron_V keeps his eyes out for anyone who will stop their sacred quest, to undo the pact-breaking.
<Drew`> (( sounds likely epic fantasy when put that way :) ))
<Steve`Z> (( I know! fun! ))
<Drew`> (( this place IS a good mount doom ))
<Rachael> (( pumice++ ))

* Aaron_V waves to Ed as they pass, then goes into the elevator. "Good morrow Ed. We'll just be in and out real quick. Important business. Sorry I can't tell you about it."
<kentari> <Ed> "... You three look pretty young."
<Steve`Z> (( ... Good Morrow? You're getting into the Epic Fanasy thing a bit too much! ))
<Aaron_V> "It's amazing what yoga can do, isn't it?"
<kentari> Ed just blinks, "Don't get into trouble." He continues sweeping.

<Forest`^> "Faust, why are we here?"
<kentari> <Faust> "We were here for the interviews, and now we're finished."
<Forest`^> "Why?"
<Forest`^> "THis makes no sense, nobody ever interviews students."
<Forest`^> "If they do they do it locally. Like, at the school."
<kentari> <Faust> "How DO you know, Forest?"
<Forest`^> "Why are we here, in this... Public office?"
<Forest`^> "Because you have to have a release form signed to leave the school."
<kentari> He pulls out a pocket calendar, "I seem to be missing the date that you became a Genius of Everything."
<Forest`^> "Too much trouble."
<Steve`Z> (( LOL nice one, Faust! ))
<kentari> <Faust> "Oh, I could pencil it in." He sounds just a little ticked, "There's nothing that can't be moved around."

<Forest`^> "Nobody reconginzes the true geniouses.."

<kentari> He hands it to Forest, "Here, since you're such a great and wise sage, why don't you teach? I'm finished. Forget this. I didn't sign up to save the depressed or fellate egos."
<Forest`^> "Your sarcasm doesn't answer my question, though."
<kentari> He shakes his head, "I'm taking a two-week vacation, effective immediately. I'm not being paid, I don't even have to pretend to listen to your questions."
<kentari> He walks out the front door, in a fury.
* Forest`^ raises an eyebrow
* Forest`^ looks at Anton "Bets he got put on probation?"

<kentari> <Ed> "Don't make a mess." He goes back to sweeping, "Cleaning up after people is always better when they're careful with their stuff." He works in the direction of away from you all, slowly, whistlig a tune.
<kentari> If you're cultured, you recognize it as The Pilgrim's Chorus. :P
<Drew`> (( Drew isn't. He was successfully innoculated against that particular disease. ))

* Aaron_V scans around to see if he can see any cameras in the area
<Aaron_V> ((visually, as in looking.))
<Steve`Z> (( as opposed to visually, as in licking. ))
<Aaron_V> ((...))
<Aaron_V> ((I meant as in he doesn't have scanners yet.))
<Steve`Z> (( yeah Im saying the statement was redundant ))

<Celosia> first thing
<Celosia> we get an urn for whatever ashes are left
<Celosia> stop by at Casket World or something
<Celosia> (omg Casket World is really the name of a real place)
<alcar> (( ... wow. Thatr IS sad ))
<Celosia> they're out of business now
<alcar> (( Faline could have kept them in business :) ))

<AlcarGM> So.
* Anelelinde opens WTFaline.txt
<Kage`> wow
<Kage`> you have a document like that, too?
<kentari> I deletted mine last week. :P
<Anelelinde> mine is new since Monday
<Anelelinde> it's about 4 kilobytes
<Kage`> oh

* Anelelinde places a finger in the ashes and draws a little cross upon her top-left hand. Then upon her other left hand.
<Anelelinde> ... and the other two hands. And the feet. And the wings. And finally the forehead.
<Faline[dead]> (( eww ))
<Faline[dead]> (( thats gross ))
<Anelelinde> (( religion is gross. ))
<Faline[dead]> (( Yeah well, I dont taste like crackers anyway. ))

<AlcarGM> Simon blinks, stares...... and you reach.... it's.... easy, with permssion. Not even tiring. There are cracks, but the focii has filled it, an energy that feels deeper than Old Charlie, wilder, and far older... for a moment, something in you stirs, the beginniings of your own, truly waking, then you can't sense it at all.
<AlcarGM> Perhaps 10 minutes pass, in the real world, before you feel you're done...
* Kage` lets go, arms dropping to his sides
<Kage`> "We have no idea what wonders are hidden in the people around us."
<Kage`> "We have a big battle ahead of us, Simon, I just want to know that this isn't all for nothing, that all of you can shine to your fullest."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "I feel..... different..... not different but ... different."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "... that sounded stupid."
<Anelelinde> (( more things change! more things stay same! ))
* Kage` nods :P
<Kage`> 'Plus I fixed your acne."

<AlcarGM> Simon: "Cameron?" barely making it a question
<Kage`> (Simon is fun :P)
<AlcarGM> (( *grins* ))
<Kage`> "He left... I felt his presence fade. He might be at his house, although... I'm not sure he headed straight there."
<Kage`> "I'll have to go there to check on Chris and Nathan eventually, regardless."
<AlcarGM> Simon nods. "I - can't help wanting to - to ask why. Even if - if no reason can be good enough."
<Kage`> "I hate to be sarcastic, but welcome to my life."
* Kage` shakes his head, 'Sorry. That was uncalled for."
<AlcarGM> Simon blinks, stares at you, the laughs, rather taken aback by the sound, as if it was disrepectful.
<AlcarGM> Simon: "I think, maybe, everyone's life is like that, sometimes. Like, right now, I could - I could walk down the street and meet myself and I'm not sure I'd know them?"
<Kage`> "Yeah..."
<Kage`> "I think I might have known what you mean, somewhen."

<Anelelinde> you know
<Anelelinde> it's a danged good thing you put those children where you did
<AlcarGM> oh?
<Anelelinde> well, you've eliminated the suicide potential.
<Kage`> oh, those are grenades
<kentari> ... >:D
<Kage`> I just call em 'My babies."
<kentari> :P
<kentari> You're terrible.
<kentari> :P
<Kage`> don't cough to hard, you might pull the pin :P
<AlcarGM> lol!!

<AlcarGM> The world remains perfect. Serene. The Best Of All Possible Worlds.... then you begin to hear a soound, and hissing....
* Faline[dead] raises an eyebrow, and looks for the source, curiously.
<AlcarGM> IIt's from.. below you. Far, far below.. younsee something, through the ground. A shape,a cloud..... it reminds you, oddly, of something ..a dream you never had, of.... you, in some strange wwy, or part of you... and there's something in the cloud, calling, glowing. A small apart.. a universe. Home...
* Faline[dead] dismisses the illusion of SF to get a better view.
<AlcarGM> Creation . doesn't go away :)
<AlcarGM> This is, on the whole, probably a good thing.
<AlcarGM> Your viewpoint, however does shift. Smaller area. Something pulling. Voices, howling....
<AlcarGM> They did this when Old Rabbit died, and before... so long a time... marking change, sorrow and joy .. the cry of the newborn mingled with a dirge for the dead....

<Kage`> "So. What do you think?'
<AlcarGM> James: "I ... I don't know. I was.... I thought..... she had children..... someone loved her..." the latter a bt disbelievingly ;)
<Anelelinde> Love. That'll do.
<Kage`> (score)
* Anelelinde stops trembling into phase-spaces and just breaks down into tears.
* Kage` nods gravely, "It was a war.... James, no... just a bad moment in history.... Sparked by something else."
<AlcarGM> He just nods.
* Kage` looks around at the rest of the reporters
* Anelelinde whispers "Why, Faline, why did you have to go?" through tears
<AlcarGM> he would cry, but he's a man and tears are weakling pain, so he can't show it - or, perhaps ,being male, can only deal with it by denying it...
<Caltak> (( <Faline> "Because I was STABBED." ))
<Kage`> 'So what'll it be? Awesome story for tomorrow's newspaper, or are we all decent enough here to let some indescretion slide?"
<AlcarGM> (( Faline: "They have free hagen daaz ice cream up here!" ))
<Kage`> (HELL YEAH <Kage` commits Seppeku. )
<kentari> (( .. :P ))

<AlcarGM> 1d12 - 12 = Faline returns as godzilla
<sparkie> AlcarGM 1d12: 12 - 12 = Faline returns as godzilla
<AlcarGM> ....
<Kage`> HAHAHAHA

<kentari> I just love how like
<kentari> the same people who rend and stitch together life
<kentari> have to wait the whole 10 minutes for the pizza :P
<AlcarGM> kentari - always fun :)

<alcar> Basically, he has to keep the town safe for Cameron. He KNOWS he's not strong enough on his own.....
<alcar> so he recruits. Quite massively.
<kentari> Great.
<kentari> Every emo and goth in Trail
<alcar> lol. No.
<alcar> Sophie isn't that stupid :p
<kentari> Why don't we just make KINDLING vampiric, and save the trouble? :P
<alcar> Besides, the vampires have a long standing law that Anne Rice fans can't become vampires
<alcar> :)
<kentari> LOL
<kentari> :P
<kentari> that goes in quotes ;p

<Anelelinde> whoa
<Anelelinde> How did it get to be 2:31am?
<Anelelinde> we're not even playing a game!
<sparkie> making me work IS a game!

<kentari> his flaw, you see, is that for the first few sessions
<kentari> His mind will be utter play-doh. :P
<Rachael> Kids love play-doh
<Rachael> and Lynn is just a kid
<kentari> lord help us ;p

* Travis scratches his trans-dimensional forehead, confused. He takes a few notes... "Strange.. its all mixed up."
* Travis decides to go fuuuuuurther. These matter-based lifeforms are probably just simple plantlife, like on the other planets nearby. They won't notice.. :>
<AlcarGM> You go down, and something else notices you, sending a torrent of the pure energy into your ship from all around you, searching for something......
<AlcarGM> *HELLO* the voice says, loudly.
<AlcarGM> *IS YOUR NAME GEORGE?*
<AlcarGM> :P

<AlcarGM> Voice: *YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE LAND?* with a strong wavelength of uncertainty
<Travis> "... Land? You mean, the terrain?"
* Travis sets the ship to hoooooveeerrrrr, for now. Advancing .. may seem hostile!
<AlcarGM> Land:: * I mean _Me_* and, well, you're hit with a concept your brain doesn't have a damn clue HOW to parse :P
<Travis> "Gaaah!"
* Travis gets the swirly eyes. @.@
<Travis> "Do you just have .. a name?"
<AlcarGM> Land: *I AM THAT I AM.*
* Travis scratches his head, nervous. Is this thing coming in over speakers? What the heck! These three dimensional people usually don't .. aren't .. this gosh-darned loud.
<Travis> "Okay, Thatiam, can I visit? You are the dominant lifeform here, right? You give the permission, yes?"

<AlcarGM> Thatiam: *....here* .... and it pulls your ship towards the ground.
* Travis hands over controls! Wow, they have automated landing systems now?!
* Travis disables cloaks, since those get in the way of these very helpful little automated systems. Yes.
<AlcarGM> Well. They have automated systems. And any landing you crawl away from is, technically, god.....
<AlcarGM> You make a very big hole in the surface of the planet at you land. Apparently it didn't take mass into account. Or the sysatem is a little faulty. Or perhaps both.
<AlcarGM> (( I doubt Travis would think it wanted to kill him? ))
<Travis> "Hmm!"
<Travis> (( :P nah ))
<AlcarGM> (( didn't think so:) ))
<Travis> (( I hope it really didn't! Now you have kentari worried. ;p ))

<AlcarGM> You are.. well. The ship is a loss :)
* Travis makes a note on his clipboard, Their landing service still has some kinks.
* Travis frowns. This took like, a whole HOUR to conduct!
* Travis puts his hands on his hips and, with a sigh, draws the Stuff of the Ship back into his Ethereal Cache of Stuff.. deciding its time to SCOUT! And .. find Customs and Immigration..

<AlcarGM> You exit the hole, Various amulatory lifeforms are exiting the general vicinity. Perhaps to find customs. The lifeform you sensed initally halts at the edge of the hole, wrapping energy around itself in a red haze. "..... what .. the ..... hell?"
* Travis holds up his hands, and gives the greeting he was told was used last time. "Klaatu, Verata, Nikto!"
<AlcarGM> (( hahaha ))
<AlcarGM> The lifeform stops.... stares..... "Uhm... I've heard that before..... I think. Damn it...." It jumps down into the hole, saying something about "guarding," to another lifeform - The Taker - who moves away. Energy from the firstr lifeform fills the hole, preventing egress.

<AlcarGM> Sophie wakens .. .and energy leaps at you....
<AlcarGM> mind check pls :p
<Travis> (( :P Weee. ))
<Travis> 2d6 Travis has paranoid mind control, but who knows what this is versus?? :P
<sparkie> Travis 2d6: 2 Travis has paranoid mind control, but who knows what this is versus?? :P
<AlcarGM> .... you got a 2. Does it matter? :)

* Travis tilts his head sideways, "What is this 'sex'? I .. have it?"
<AlcarGM> Sophie: "That isn't a demon."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "You would know, wouldn't you?"
* Travis checks the folds of his petals (pockets :P)
<AlcarGM> Sophie's eyes narrow dangerously .. .then starews at you. "Would you like to?"
<AlcarGM> Simon: "...."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "What the hell? This is a ... a .. who knows what!"
* Travis frowns, "You two .. are fighting?"
<AlcarGM> Sophie: "Oh, do shut up fuckface. You're probably the only person I know who looked better with a severe acne problem, you know," brushing past. "Now, then, what's your name?" to you.
* Travis says his name! Full name, with all the wondrous little syllables.
<AlcarGM> Sophie: ".... did your gargle first?"
* Travis then corrects himself. "Er ... Travis .. that is ... and you?"

<AlcarGM> Sophie: "Oh, fuck off. This is some other life form .... I wonder if Faline ate it... that would explain the body...."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "She's dead."
<AlcarGM> Sophie: Hm. Good riddance."

<AlcarGM> That was fun....
<AlcarGM> Sophie: "I'm back!" *Says insults* *almost dies again*

<Anelelinde> quote 123467890123456789
<sparkie> Sorry: We don't have a quote 1.23467890123457e+17.
<Anelelinde> haha nice :P
<kentari> ...
<kentari> wtf? :P
* sparkie blinks

* Travis says it slowly, like someone talking to someone who doesn't speak the language, "You can fix Sophie, yes? I can help, yes?"
* Travis walks towards the broken lifeform, deciding time is of the essence! He begins making the same stitches he did earlier.
<AlcarGM> It's.. not Healing, as much as crude bandaging, from kage's pov
<AlcarGM> It does work, but the lifeform doesn't waken this time.
<Travis> "No, no no! Its broken?"
* Travis looks over at Kage, expectingly.
* Kage` bites his lip
<Kage`> "Do you speak any other languages?
<AlcarGM> (( "Just Esperanto. I was given to understand it is your global language." ))
<Travis> "Yes."
<Travis> (( :P ))

* Kage` hrms, then seriously gets to work, "Can you speak a little in the other language you know?"
* Travis nods, and opens his mouth..
<AlcarGM> He beging speaking what sounds like two chihuahuas mating with flamingoes while being barbequed and stuffed into a blender. It's quite high pitched
<AlcarGM> Perhaps a dialect of hell? :)
* Travis bobs his head from side to side. Is he .. singing?
* Kage` just stops.......
<AlcarGM> Simon comes back, looking a lot more under control. Stops. Stares.
<Kage`> "Ah, you're vietnamese, then?"
<AlcarGM> Simon: "... the higher pitches are.... neat?"
* Travis ponders that. Perhaps it would just be easier...
<Travis> "Yes." :P

* Travis answers Kage! "I'm not from around here ... you want to visit Home?"
* Travis :D
<Kage`> "Er..."
<Kage`> "Where is your home?"
<AlcarGM> (( Travis holds up a glowing finger.... ))
<Travis> (( :P ))

<AlcarGM> yui and rei live!
<AlcarGM> Just.. off camera for the moment :p
<Anelelinde> Outside of Hell.
<kentari> They're trying to melt the ice.
<kentari> With their fiery passion.
<Anelelinde> kentari: they BROUGHT the ice to begin with no? :P
<kentari> that was foreplay
<kentari> ;p
<Anelelinde> I don't think Faline would like the implications.
<Anelelinde> use caution
<Anelelinde> lest she eat you in your sleep

<Travis> "You're .. animal, too?"
* Travis looks at Simon, reaching out to peeet the doggie. :P
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Err... sometimes...."
<Kage`> (thankfully alcar never threw in the furries :P)
<Kage`> (or the furies)
<Travis> ((Don't remind him, damnit :P))
<AlcarGM> (( You didn't know about Travis?! ))

<AlcarGM> Simon blurs back into human, naked.
<Travis> "Your petals!"
* Travis exclaims at Simon, surprised.
<AlcarGM> Simon's jaw drops. "What?"
* Travis repeats himself, "Petals." and holds both hands out, "I can remake them?"
<Kage`> "Er... what?"
<Kage`> "I'm not like him.... we're not alike."
<Kage`> "I don't have an... animal part."
* Travis looks at Simon's animal part, "Not like his, anyway.." ((soooo j/k))
<AlcarGM> (( lol! ))

<Travis> omigod.
<Travis> I can see it now.
<Travis> We fly out to meet the adversary...
<Travis> <Travis> "That's no moon!!"
* Travis will seriously destroy you. ::P
<AlcarGM> hehehe

<kentari> :P You connect your fist to Drew face.
<kentari> Damage?
<Steve`Z> (( not the face!! ))
<Steve`Z> (( :P ))
<kentari> (( :P ))
<Anton> (73)
<Anton> (or not :P)
<kentari> Drews face is not there anymore
<kentari> Or not :P
<Anton> (17)
<kentari> You make a dent in Drew's jaw, which makes a cracking noise.
<kentari> <Evil Drew> "Hahahahaha! You think the pain comes back to me? He's DISPOSABLE!"

<Anton> "We need to get rid of the robo evidence!"
<kentari> Forest makes a snide remark about Faust saying he was going to be on vacation, which goes rather ignored by faust, at least.
<kentari> :P
<kentari> <Faust> "My contact at the museum is dead. Do you have any idaes?"
<Anton> "Head to Rico's"
<Steve`Z> "I'm a little lost, what's going on now?"
<Anton> "We'll make a new toaster out of it, no one will know."
<kentari> <Faust> "... A toaster."

<Alicia> I tempt fate and skirt danger
<Anelelinde> danger looks pretty in a skirt

<Anelelinde> Let them consider for a moment and possibly contest that.
<AlcarGM> Cultist #!: "The goddess is NOT dead. No one has proved it!"
<AlcarGM> Cultist #!! [might as well turn typo into theme :p]: "The paper LIED!"
<AlcarGM> Cultie #!!!: "... but even gods may die!"
* Anelelinde will appear in the back of the room as the Butterfly.
<Anelelinde> "The paper prints the truth, or some of it."
<AlcarGM> Cultie #!: "EEK!"
<AlcarGM> #!!: "The butterfly!"
<AlcarGM> #!!!: "Tekeli-li!" j/k

<Kage`> "You mentioned salt. Whats with salt?"
<AlcarGM> Janet: "Salt stops the dead, and the like. Some believe the fae can't pass it, but it's probably just a myth. I don't know about iron. OUr records tend to be - sketchy."
<Kage`> 'Iron works."
<Anelelinde> (( have you dumped Chris in iron filings? :P ))
<Kage`> (I've hit him with a metal club a few times :P)
<AlcarGM> Janet hesitates, looks at Chris.. who stares back, looking ... a little wounded.... then closes her eyes. "There is the old solution, too, that might even work with fae.The solution to stopping a magician's magic."
<Kage`> "Ending?"
<AlcarGM> Janet opens her eyes, stares at Chris, makes up her mindf.. "Kill the caster."
<Anelelinde> (( OMG RACHAEL NOOOOOOO ))
* Kage` cracks his knuckles, "There we go! A solution I actually like!"
<Kage`> (omg, j/k :P)
<Anelelinde> (( *cough* WELL, if it's good enough for FALINE... :P :P :P ))
<Kage`> (seriously, wwfd? :P)
<Anelelinde> (( let's just SPREAD THE LOVE ))

* Anelelinde is sure Chris would rather live like this then KILL somebody.
<Kage`> yeah
<Kage`> -chris-
<AlcarGM> hehe
<Kage`> good thing he's not making decisions :P
<Anelelinde> you're going to make him feel TERRIBLE forever y'know
<Kage`> nuh uh!
<Kage`> I just have to make something up :P
<Kage`> like
<Kage`> "I found her, and talked her out of it.... I had to do another favor though..."

<Anelelinde> Umm. Afterschooliness. I'll look for Cecil and Sara? :P
<Anelelinde> hmm
<Anelelinde> though I don't necessarily want to risk bringing in too many people to actually want to take the pack :P
<Anelelinde> I could use help
<Anelelinde> and that's more important.
* AlcarGM nods. You can find Sara easily.
<AlcarGM> She is, well,. thinking about Sex!
<AlcarGM> With, well, anyone who wants to be available ;)
<Anelelinde> ... Sara + OR. Um.
<AlcarGM> Heh
<Anelelinde> Maybe not.
<AlcarGM> I'd almost pity Old Rabbit :P
<Anelelinde> he's the one who wants to, umm, like rabbits :P

<AlcarGM> Sara is, well, at a brothel. Well. It used to be a small supermarket. Right now it's a mass orgy. Involving lots of foodstuffs
<Anelelinde> ......l.
<Anelelinde> .............
<Anelelinde> ..... are you trying to break Fennec?
<AlcarGM> No :p
<Anelelinde> you're doing a good job
<AlcarGM> Sara is dealing with issues in her own special way :)

<AlcarGM> Sara: "Why do you need me then?! You could have sex, too! Everyone should! It fights entropy!"
<Anelelinde> -- notes that down
<Anelelinde> "No, no, he's really quite distressingly Alive and Kicking and strong and, well, I think he really really needs it badly, and it would be great, if, tonight.... if he could have something to do all night. I think you'd be surprised. He'd last a loong time."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "No one lasts long enough though!"
<Anelelinde> "What's the record?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "111 years, 32 days, 7 minutes and 33 seconds," promptly.
<Kage`> ( Oh god.... and I thought hell was a fitting place for evil bastards)
<AlcarGM> (( hehehe ))
<Anelelinde> "... well, that's a tall order to beat. I wouldn't put it past him though."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Oh, he couldn't beat that in one go," very surprised. "Things got boring after vertebraes came along!"

<AlcarGM> Sara appears again, having vanished and looks quite happy now!
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I had sex! With real people!"
<Cecil`^> lol
* Cecil`^ opens an eye
<Cecil`^> "You left..? Sara do you really think it's safe to go wandering around in a weakened state?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "it made the sex more interesting! I actually got a bruise from it!"
<AlcarGM> She plops down on the ground. "Have tyou ever had sex with a rabbit before?!"
* Cecil`^ frowns at her "I..see..."

<AlcarGM> 2d6
<sparkie> AlcarGM 2d6: 10
<AlcarGM> 2d6
<sparkie> AlcarGM 2d6: 10
<AlcarGM> ....
<AlcarGM> 2d6
<sparkie> AlcarGM 2d6: 8
<AlcarGM> 2#2d6
<sparkie> AlcarGM 2#2d6: 6 6
<AlcarGM> (( .... some days... ))
<Kage`> "I haven't gone without shoes for a while.... feels good."
<Kage`> 2d6
<sparkie> Kage` 2d6: 9
<Kage`> (yeah :P)

<AlcarGM> Sara: "I am fine! I had sex, silly! Most people have sex and don't eally want children byt little mini-thems! Or dolls! Or pets!"
* Cecil`^ frowns
<Cecil`^> "I'm affraid our children may be... What's the word..."
<Cecil`^> "Anyway, the only reason I wold want kids is to repopulate the world with dragons... And as you already know... I'm not one."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Oh, that parts easy! I've been a dragon!"
<Cecil`^> "Atleast I don't think so... What made you think I was a dragon?"

<Cecil`^> "But you ahve sex with everybody... Even bad people... Why me, why are you trying so hard? I can't be the first person to refuse you...?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Oh, no. But you're - unique, silly! Without a fate, and not human, not dragon. There's nothing like you anyway, you know? You're unique, but more so! It's novel! Do you know how long it's been since I've met anything really novel?"
<Cecil`^> "Probably when you first met your husband... Or is he your Ex-husband now?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "There were a few after that! But lots less now!"
* Cecil`^ smiles "Well.."
<Cecil`^> "What makes you different from a street whore, though?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "What's wrong with street whores?!"
<Cecil`^> "I Don't have sex with street whores."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "We're not on a street!"

<Kage`> ugh
<Kage`> kage is either a saint
<Kage`> or with a bad author
<Kage`> a total pedophile :P
<AlcarGM> lol! oh? :)

<Cecil`^> "I told you... You're a friend. You obviously need this or you would have shut up about it. You're not the type of person to let something live this long without needing something out of it. YOu usually let things drop."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Not if they're stiff!"
* Cecil`^ raises an eyebrow
<Cecil`^> "This is more than just being anoying... You've been outright insistant at times... Your aura needs me for some reason too... You won't tell me and I respect that it's your secret..."
<AlcarGM> Sara laughs. waves a jhand. A ward, of some kind. "You really want to know?" quietly, not looking at you.
* Cecil`^ shrugs
<Cecil`^> "If you want to tell me."
<Cecil`^> "Listen, Sara... This friendship thing.. I know you're not into it or anything but it's kind of different from what you're used to. I want to do this for you, and I'm not going to require some payment. I won't quote the law of prices for everything because you know what? The payment that I get for helping you isn't something that you can give me. It's something that I make myself.
<Cecil`^> "Inside myself I feel proud that I helped someone, I feel glad that you're happy. It's the pleasure of our mutual friendship and that what I"m doing for you is strengthening that bond. So do I want you to tell me? Ofcourse I do. Do I require it of you before we do this? No."

<AlcarGM> Oh, yes. His human body has asthma by the by. The universe runs on irony :)
<Kage`> oh wow :P
<Kage`> as you stated before, with simon
<Kage`> permission is apparently a powerful thing?
* AlcarGM grins :)
<AlcarGM> also funny this way :p

<Chaos`^> I could kill sara and get... three billion ap!
<Rachaellyn> it's the years, baby, not the mileage. :P
<Tass> and besides, we know nothing can kill Sara :P
<Chaos`^> I do
<Chaos`^> but I wouldn't
<Tass> let alone satisfy her :P
<Chaos`^> Cecil likes sara for some... sick.. deranged reason
* Chaos`^ still hasn't figured it out himself
<Rachaellyn> Chaos`^: you should offer to have sex with her if she... KILLS HERSELF
<Rachaellyn> IN THE AFTERLIFE
<Tass> "I'm already dead, silly!"
<Chaos`^> I had to ask her to have sex with ME inside the circle
<Chaos`^> i can't ask a price for that NOW
<Rachaellyn> ...
<Rachaellyn> ... wtf does alcar come up with things like this? :P
<Rachaellyn> that's a where tf not a what tf

<Tass> hrm
<Tass> does it worry me that kage can blow up a small asteroid? :P
<Rachaellyn> you already got the Earthquake :P
<Rachaellyn> and blew up a ferris wheel
<Rachaellyn> and a parking lot
<Rachaellyn> a small asteroid isn't that much more
<Rachaellyn> than a parking lot
* Tass is just staring at the top end of the chart 'earth or venus'
<Tass> they have -rules- for blowing up a planet :P

<alcar> Lirk was my favourite NPC to act out ever.
<kentari> He was the best cybersex I've ever had.
<kentari> I mean ...
<kentari> :P
<alcar> lol!
<kentari> If I see that in sparkie
<kentari> I'm going to destroy you. :P

<kentari> omg.
* Anelelinde ?
<kentari> Travis gets an item of power
<alcar> lol ken
* Anelelinde <-- discordian?
<kentari> that can reduce things to rumble
<alcar> giolden apple? :)
<kentari> with its fel music
<kentari> no
<kentari> a DIScordian
<alcar> ....
<kentari> an evil accordian.
<Anelelinde> ...
<kentari> the polka of doom.
<alcar> I thought all accordions were evil.
<Anelelinde> kentari: you should stick to vampires :P

* Anelelinde ponders an all-Catholic-highschool-girls pack
<Anelelinde> Eep.
<kentari> yes.
<kentari> were-sluts.
<kentari> :P
<alcar> Sara would be...... quite pleased :P
<kentari> Ken supports the idea.

<Anelelinde> (( NOW, wings and arms. ))
* Travis hisses at Anne once the wings and arms are visible. "Mi-go! Mi-go BAD!" ((j/k ;p))
<alcargm> (( hahah ))
<Anelelinde> (( you want a short-lived character? :P ))

<alcargm> Chris and nathan are upstairs. Nathanis siting in a replica of the downstairs chair Travis is at, beside walker. Chris is.. standing... naked and sexless as a doll .. with six 2 meter tentacles coming out of its belly button and, well, freaking out :p
<alcargm> Chris: "yuh .. you.... me ..... wh .... "
<Travis> "I made new ones!"
<alcargm> Simon bounds up stairs.. skids to stop, claws scraping floor, and ..... stares, tail tucked between legs.,
<Travis> "They ... are too thick?"
<Anelelinde> >>>>>> NOTICE TO CEASE DESIST AND REVERT
* Travis stands back, putting his hands up in the air. :(
<alcargm> Chris waves a hand, confused, and tentacles mover as well, then slip inside the belly button.
<alcargm> Chris: "I... I .. it... just.. just...."
* Anelelinde lands "I DON'T THINK that was what he Meant..."
<Travis> "You don't need to thank me! I fix things freely, yes!"
<alcargm> Chris looks up at Travis, eyes a little wild. 'WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!"
<Anelelinde> "That was not a Repair that was a Replcaement and..."
* Travis says firmly, "I put them back. They were removed, yes? I fixed the scar, too, yes??"
<Anelelinde> "USE ONLY MANUFACTURER-APPROVED REPLACEMENT PARTS IN PEOPLE please"
* Travis tuuurns slowly to Anne, suddenly it all clicks. "Wrong .. parts?"

<alcargm> Simon grabs Travis and shakes him. "Stop doing things!"
* Chaos`^ has joined #game1
<Anelelinde> (( Chaos was already here. ))
* Sparkie rolled a 12.

<Travis> the very first thing Trevor does, instinctively, once he wiggles free of Whatever it Is
<Travis> is go insubstantial
<Travis> still visible
<Travis> but insubstantial
<alcargm> k >)
<Travis> retreating to dimension #4
<Travis> :P
<Travis> as in free of the rachael ;p
<Travis> omg
<alcargm> You;re fre. Simon .. smashed it to pieces. Without knowing what he was doing at all
<Travis> alcar that's the first time I've seen an evil smile
<Travis> :P
<alcargm> hehe

* Travis pokes Lynn in the..
<Travis> 1d3 face stomach arm
<Sparkie> Travis 1d3: 3 face stomach arm
<alcargm> (( stomach wouldn;'t go over well :p ))
* Travis pokes Lynn's arm! "...?"
<Travis> (( The tentacles would come out and get me :P ))
<alcargm> (( but of course! ))
<Anelelinde> (( Faline's babies are NOT TENTACLES ))
<Travis> ((About that...))

* Travis waves a hand in front of Lynn, "Lynn .. is Optimal?"
* Anelelinde nods weakly.
* Anelelinde stops, shakes head.
<Anelelinde> "Almost. Not quite."
* Travis considers. " ... What .." he finds a word, "hurts?"
<alcargm> Simon: "uhm... you might want to be careful...."
<alcargm> Chris: "Very," rubbing its stomach warily.
<alcargm> Chris looks at stomach, startled... removes hand. "They ... talk....."
<Travis> "Yes, they talk! They always talk."
<Travis> "... Are they fighting?"
<alcargm> Chris manages a rather glassy smile. "Not yet?"

* Travis sends Chris 5th a 5th dimensional re-assuring pat on the back
<alcargm> heh
<alcargm> the poor three dimensional entity doesn't even notice
<Travis> aww
<Travis> I thought the tentacles would make him aware
<Travis> oh well :P
<alcargm> they will when they mature and stuff )
* alcargm has never got to rp sentient tentacles before. This should be fun.
<Travis> :P

<alcargm> Nathan gets up, using the walker. "Sorry, but I don't want tentacles."
* Travis offers up, "They feel *really* good." and something ripples under his shirt. ((j/k))
<alcargm> (( Chris's stomach makes noises that *could* be food digesting in response :P ))
<alcargm> (( <-- would actually prefer to avoid GMing tentacle sex. ))

<kentari> <petunia> "OH MY GOD ITS TERRIBLE!! YOU HAVE TO FIND RACHAEL!!!"
<kentari> <Petunia> "Anton didn't take me seriously!"
<Steve`Z> "Where did you last see her?"
<kentari> <Petunia> "AT THE HIGH SCHOOL! SHE WAS HAVING LUNCH WITH ME AND SARA!!"
<Steve`Z> "Ok, we're on it." *click*
<Celosia> (( wow SOME REASSURANCES there. ))
<Steve`Z> (( well I at least asked a constructive question :P ))

<kentari> 2d6-2 Drive skill, modifiers
<Sparkie> kentari 2d6-2: 7(9) Drive skill, modifiers
<Celosia> 2d6 because Sparkie isn't ALL bad
<Sparkie> Celosia 2d6: 9 because Sparkie isn't ALL bad
<Celosia> or is he?
* Sparkie cheers
<Celosia> 2d6 because he IS
<Sparkie> Celosia 2d6: 10 because he IS
<Celosia> OMG Sparkie kills people.
<Celosia> :P

* Anton takes robo kohlberg off to hide... it? yeah, a tarp will do for now :P)
<Drew`> (( I want kohlberg to show, asking why he's under a tarp.... ))

* Anton shakes his head, "Methinks this week is going to go well."
<Anton> (isn't!)
<Drew`> (( good change :P ))

* Celosia is a 3' tall girl who doesn't look entirely unlike Rachael and has wings! She is presently draped in a THICK NET and SQUIRMING UPHILL
<Celosia> The net is kinda red. :P
* Forest`^ aims his gun at the business man's heartish area
<Forest`^> the dot is kinda red too!

<Chaos`GM^> Random NPC, a nice looking Joe Q. Public walks over to Natsuki and asks her to dance
<Chaos`GM^> or is it john?
<Chaos`GM^> Yea it's John
<Chaos`GM^> John Q. Public
<Chaos`GM^> don't ask me wha the Q stands for
<Natsuki> (( Quincy ))

<Chaos`GM^> Officer 1 takes your shoulder and leads you down a quiet hallway. There is a room labled C, and inside is a table, and a chair. "Sit in here, someone will be in soon."
* Jerome does so, sitting calmly without fidgetting at all.
<Chaos`GM^> You're alone... The light above swings to a wind that isn't there... and you hear a whisper... behind you "Alone now, I see?"
<Jerome> is it just me that, on hearing that, I got to thinking that the ghosts that haunted Scrooge would have made good police officers?
<Chaos`GM^> LoL
<Jerome> crimes past, crimes present, crimes yet to come.... good correctional tool

<Chaos`GM^> Voice1, trying to sound intimidating. The voice is squeeky and high pitched: "You're on a planet where the people thing their star revolves around THEM! We know all about it. you ran to a planet of primates thinking we wouldn't know..."
<Jerome> (( ..... ))
<Jerome> "...." (( too ))
<jaoni> (( its revenge, alcar, sweet sweet revenge :P))
<Jerome> "Know which?" trying for calm still
<Jerome> (( *grins* ))
<Jerome> (( for what?! ))

<AlcarGm> The vampire nods. He's wearing an armani suit, tailor-cut, with sunglases, and hands you a wad of twenties. "You wished to know about Haruspex?"
* Kage` nods, "Some questions first."
* Kage` counts as he asks, "Where did you procur this?"
<AlcarGm> Cliff: "I robbed a bank."
<Kage`> "Seriously?"
<AlcarGm> He nods. "it's where they keep the money."

<AlcarGm> Agau: "Then I shall remove the keys from you," coldly, and it moves, trying to envelop you.....
<AlcarGm> you go firsT, cuz you was prepping!
* Kage` drops the bomb, per say :P
<Kage`> 2d6-2
<Sparkie> Kage` 2d6-2: 10(12)
<AlcarGm> .... good job!
<AlcarGm> Sparkie took this literally it seems :p
<Kage`> (lesigh)
<AlcarGm> (( using Intervention now or....? :) ))
<Kage`> 2d6-2 lets try that again :P
<Sparkie> Kage` 2d6-2: 4(6) lets try that again :P
<Sparkie> COWARD!

* Sparkie hates divine intervention
<Sparkie> Hates hates hates!
<Sparkie> There shouldn't be intervention FROM me!

<AlcarGm> Damn :(
<AlcarGm> Ifd not for your DR, Agau would have taken over Kage and then gone for Old Rabbit as a new host :)
<Kage`> damn?
<Kage`> yeah
* Kage` kisses his DR :P
* Sparkie glowers
<Kage`> I thought it was a neat idea, more of an afterthought
<Kage`> but wow
<Kage`> best
<Kage`> ability
<Kage`> evar

<Kage`> damn
<Kage`> I need food
<Anelelinde> you just ate
<Anelelinde> A SMALL PIECE
<Anelelinde> OF WHAT KEEPS THE UNIVERSE RUNNING
* Kage` is always hungry
<Kage`> yeah
<Kage`> -a- universe :P
<Anelelinde> and Cameron whined about *FALINE*

<Anelelinde> now when Lynn studies physics and invokes hypercubic dimensions, where to from there? :P
<AlcarGm> timecube!
<AlcarGm> :p
<Kage`> I hate timecube :P
<Kage`> EDUCATED STUPID!

<kentari> btw.
<kentari> Sophie needs to get drunk
<tatterdemalion> Oh?
<kentari> :P and make vampire watermelons and pumpkins
<tatterdemalion> haha.
<tatterdemalion> Yes :)
<kentari> that just .. roll around .. and groan :P
<tatterdemalion> suck back :p
<kentari> :P
<kentari> I'm being serious here
<kentari> it would be awesome :P
<kentari> wait wait wait
<kentari> vampire ... tomatos.
<kentari> that .. attack.
<kentari> and are killer.
<kentari> actually, no
<tatterdemalion> .... no :p
<kentari> Travis will handle that.
<tatterdemalion> ....
<kentari> "Ah! You have shock troops here?! ATTACK!"
<kentari> Tomatos zoom to life. :P

<SilverH[away]> I have a strange feeling I'm not going to live through the night.
<tatterdemalion> 1d12 = 12 ....
<Sparkie> tatterdemalion 1d12: 12 = 12 ....
<tatterdemalion> you're not.
<tatterdemalion> Sparkie has spoken :)

<kentari> We prepared the stage for your entrance! :P
<Alicia> o.o
<kentari> Travis totally messed up the television :P
<Alicia> ... FUCK YOU KENTARI
<kentari> Erm ...
<Alicia> Oh wait, you actually DID prepare the TV, not totally wreck it?
* tatterdemalion is lost here
<Alicia> Okay, someone said that my character could pop out of a TV.. Cameron's at the time
<kentari> Yes
<kentari> It went bernerk
<kentari> not esplode
<Alicia> Ah, cool
<kentari> I wouldn't smash it, especially knowing that!
<kentari> :P Who do I look like ... Cecil?? :P

<Alicia> http://www.shiroitsubasa.com/shiroitsubasa/cover4.jpg has become my new character art (actual size, too. :P)
<kentari> lol
<kentari> its loading so slow
<kentari> but I saw the tips of cat ears
<tatterdemalion> ....
* tatterdemalion saw ears
<kentari> and deep-seated fibers in me
<tatterdemalion> that's worrisome enough
<kentari> were like "DESTROY"
<kentari> :P LOL alcar!
<Alicia> HAHAHA
<kentari> we both did the same thing ;p

<AlcarGm> Okay. Yo've had sex before. Even made love. Even been in love. This isn't like that. There's no metaphors about cells being deformed by passion*, or blood turning to butter, bones melting. It's union, of a kind that can't be called anything but holy.
<AlcarGm> If God is love, for a moment both fo you are God. If there's a word for it, you feel ... cherished.
<AlcarGm> * yes, I've actually read that used in a romance novel at work.

<AlcarGm> * was via flipping to a random page in some romance novels we got in. I snickered, and had to read it aloud to some co-workers :)
<AlcarGm> the context was her lips being inflamed as if her cells were being deformed by passion
<AlcarGm> which was a nicely horrid phrase :)
<Cecil`^> deformed by passion?
<Cecil`^> man
* AlcarGm nods.
<Cecil`^> Passion does some mean things to people
<AlcarGm> cellular decomposition.
<AlcarGm> "Did you murder her?' "No, officer, her cells were destroyed by love!" "book him.":

<Cecil`^> "I guess you're pretty good at that..."
<AlcarGm> Sara: "Everyone is," quietly, giving you a gentle smile. "Most people never know when to surrender to love."
* Cecil`^ laughs lightly
<Cecil`^> "Love... I didn't think you knew the meaning of the word..."
<AlcarGm> Sara grins impishly. "I just call it sex. People find that less worrying, you know."
* Cecil`^ shakes his head "There's a differance..."
<AlcarGm> Sara nods. "To most people it's less ... threatening."
<AlcarGm> (( Sara: "I ate your soul, too. Let me know if you noticed that part." ))
<Cecil`^> (( "Was that when you were doing that thing... With your tongue?" ))

<Chaos`^> I just don't like mixing genres
<Chaos`^> and I consider fantasy and aliens 2 seperate genres =p
* alcar does.
<alcar> eh, elves, humans, dwarves. Same thing.
<Chaos`^> Bah
<Chaos`^> It is not
* alcar mdoesn't see it as mixing genres, in that sense
<alcar> I think that's where our genre ideas clash :)
<Chaos`^> Unless the elves came form space

<Chaos`^> anyway
<Chaos`^> The other packs will come by looking for faline
<Chaos`^> find out that the old pack helped kill her
<Chaos`^> and then they meet lynn
<alcar> and be grateful :)
<Chaos`^> Ok, meeting Lynn is enough to make you hate the pack
<Alicia> Lynn seems nice
<Chaos`^> Lynn is a were
<alcar> LOL. There is nothing wrong with lynn :)
<Alicia> So?
<Chaos`^> LYNN IS A WERE!
<Alicia> SO?
<Chaos`^> That should explain it

<Chaos`^> Detect EVIl is a waste, because I wasn't thinking that alcar doesn't know what the term 'evil' means
<alcar> lol!

<Chaos`^> I have no idea how cecil WOULD get out of that situation
<Chaos`^> Probalbly trick him to kill somebody to prove himself! Yes!
<Chaos`^> alcar, Run it! I want to trick him to kill somebody!
<alcar> Chaos - is too late :P
<Chaos`^> bullshit! you just said 'It's ONLY 2am'
<alcar> Is too late for brain to function :)
<Chaos`^> I call bullshit on THAT one too... YOu can argue with me on the definition of evil, but you can't run a silly game?
<alcar> Actually, yes :)
* Chaos`^ pulls out his bullshit meter to stop the anoying beep

<Caltak> Faline did not heal the hospital to form a cult. Faline healed a hospital because everyone kept bitching about people getting killed and she was fed up. But yeah, her *player* did it for that reason, heh.
<Tass> kage had so much experience prior with the hospital, that he knew it was a baaaaaad idea
<Tass> which is why he kinda went for the nuke method, less face time that way
<Tass> I just find it depressing that people tend to die after they do good things

* alcar just had a terrible thought.
<alcar> Unknown Armies.
<alcar> Sara as an avatar of the Mother
<Caltak> O_O
<Caltak> ummm
* alcar nods.
<alcar> it would be so horrible.....
<alcar> Dress her children all skanky, run a brothel from home....

<alcar> Yay! Speedball didn't die.
<alcar> and that's all I need to know about marvel's civil war thing.
<Gemm> LOL!
<Gemm> alcar, you're priorities are at times funny.
<alcar> yes :)

<Anelelinde> (( do we have cable? ))
<AlcarGM> (( It's Cameron's place. Of course he had cable :P ))
<Anelelinde> "Cable television."
<Travis> (( Actually, Cameron had Vampellite. Piratted Sattellitte. I heard it happens in Canada a lot. ))

<Buford> "Do you mean, why am I burrowing through the ground, or why have I come down to this town?"
<AlcarGM> Land: ".. both!"
<Buford> "Well, I don't like to be followed or seen, and like I said. The wind told me to come."
<AlcarGM> Land: *randy?!*
<Buford> "Randy? No, my name is Buford."
<AlcarGM> Land: *.... why would you be randy? You aren't him!*

<Travis> "I tried to put Chris' .. parts back?"
<Anelelinde> "Yes, as for THAT bit... well.. umm... I don't know how to put it."
* Travis offers, "They were the wrong parts?"
* Anelelinde nods, wincing for a moment
* Kage` bites his lip
<AlcarGM> Cliff: "...."
<Anelelinde> >> to Kage >> (image of alf a dozen two-meter tentacles)
* Kage` slaps a hand over his eyes
<Anelelinde> >> to Kage >> and Chris is reluctant to have them removed because they are Alive and Sentient
<Travis> "Kage is hurt?"
* Kage` resists punching the wall, "Diety! If this is ever over, that kid's going to need some therapy."
<AlcarGM> (( Simon: "He can get in line." ))
<Travis> (( "I can therapy!" :P))
<AlcarGM> (( "We've given Faline first place." ))

<Faline> (( Everyone should start saying "faline" instead of Jesus! or etc. :P ))

<AlcarGM> Edward: "I'm afraid I can't allow this," calmly. He looks - tired, more than anything, now. "You weren't in his plans."
* Faline narrows her eyes. "Well, that's a shame. But I neverr did like you, and I don't carre who you worrk forr. You'd do well to just leave me alone."
<AlcarGM> Edward smiles wanly. "No one can afford to," simply, and his aura fills the room, mist more than anything els.e You can feel you - your power - diminishing.
* Faline tries momentarily to answer back with power, but realizing that is not going to work, she relies instead on physical power and goes for a nice acrobatic leap over him and running away type manuever. :P
<AlcarGM> You leap, and the exit .. is now a wall, and a rather hard one at that.
<AlcarGM> Edward: "This odesn't have to g this way, you know. You can't just - go out, withoiut thinking you fool!"
* Faline stares at him, all fury and defiance and wild desparation. "You'rre the rreason forr EVERRYTHING that's happened. YOU chased us from ourr home, YOU arre the rreason my motherr died, and now you hold me back when all I want to SAVE everrything.I'll NEVERR forrgive you, and I'll NEVERR do what you want." She lashes out both with whateverr powerr she can, and also with her body, trying to tear into him.

<Travis> "That was ... wind?"
* Anelelinde nods to Travis. "Randy."
<Buford> "And you would be, little miss?"
<Travis> "Travis."
* Travis nods.
<Kage`> "Thats Lynn."
<Kage`> "Who are you?"

<AlcarGM> Edward's voice is in your head, now. "And what arer you going to do, you, stupid git? YOU DIED."
* Faline ignores him. Since that is one of the three interactions she will perform concerning him.
<AlcarGM> lol
<Faline> (( the other two being Avoiding and Harming ))

<Travis> why did I read retriever as reindeer? :P
<AlcarGM> ....
<AlcarGM> that's only for were alcoholics ;P
<AlcarGM> nice red nose

<Anelelinde> okay, Miss Level6 telepath is over crying with the pack, and she never has been a big one for shielding her transmissions, so to speak, soooo....
<Anelelinde> passerbies beware? :P
<Anelelinde> hope I don't cause too many suicides or anything
<Kage`> kage's heart is forged from the dead remains of a collapses star
<Kage`> so good luck there :P
<AlcarGM> lol
* Kage` just had to say that, I'm sorry :P
<Anelelinde> it's an iron FIST in a velvet glove, not an iron heart, and...
<Anelelinde> ... since dead stars collapse into iron, of course.

<AlcarGM> you also get the grief of pack thing :)
<Travis> ((Dear Diary. They have Emo here. We're going to have to burn the place.))

<Kage`> this is... like, worse than zenmetsu
<AlcarGM> damage? :)
<Kage`> I hope simon is shielding the land, too :P
<AlcarGM> yup :p
<Kage`> it was theoretical, let me calculate :P

* Kage` looks over at Simon, then the energy mass
<Kage`> "Another.... visitor?"
* Travis pauses a moment. The mass surges, slightly, and then twirls and speeds up.. becoming invisible once more.
<AlcarGM> He's still got it in shield, for now. "I don't know!"
* Kage` looks at Buford as he asks that one
* Travis points to the stuff in the shield, "That is Faline, in there. She is .. back?"
<Kage`> 'Claimed..."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "..... she's dead you.... alien!"
* Something sighs, and touches the shield again.
* Travis glares at Simon, "THAT IS NOT DEAD WHICH CAN ETERNAL LIE!"
<Travis> ((omg, so j/k :P))
<AlcarGM> (( .. thank you :p ))

<Travis> Faline: Goddess of Consumption
<Travis> :
<Travis> :<
<AlcarGM> better than constipation!
<Travis> .... :P
<Travis> you're terrible ;p

<Something> ok just let me know when I can stop looking like whatever :P
<AlcarGM> amd we're bbbaccck!
<AlcarGM> youn can /nick Ed McMahon anytime!
<AlcarGM> Someone here MUST be a sweepstakes winner!

* Faline looks at Simon. "Yes, I did. But, I guess when you're a locus and therre arre people worrshipping you as a diety, you get a anotherr go." *smiles* "I'm not rreally the same anymorre, though."
<AlcarGM> he blinks, shakes, just.. stares.
* Travis tilts his head sideways and makes a chewing motion with his jaw, trying to get the feel for something. He purrs out, "Worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrshipping?" questioningly.
<AlcarGM> Simon: ".. you...you're....." he blinjks. "I don't want to be a - a god!"
<AlcarGM> (( Lynn, otoh... :p ))
<Anelelinde> (( Sainthood is fine, thank you! ))
<Faline> "Well, don't do anything that would make people forrm a cult arround you, then."
<Buford> "How was it that you came to be dead in the first place... Faline?"
<Travis> "Firrrrrrrrrrrst.."
* Travis looks like he's practicing.

<Travis> "Camerrrrrrrron...? Who is Camerrrrrrrrrrrrrron?"
<Kage`> "So..... what now?"
<AlcarGM> Simon :'what now'?!"
* Faline looks at Travis. "You rreally don't need to rroll yourr rr's like that."
<Kage`> "He's learning how we talk."
<Travis> "But you rrrrrrrrrrrrrrroll them?"
* Travis blinks.
<Kage`> "He's from space."
* Kage` nods, oh man, I relish every time I have to say that :P
<Faline> "Yeah, that's just... something I do. Not surre why I still do, but... *blinks, looking at Kage`* Say what now?"
* Kage` points up!

<Anelelinde> (( we will remake him, better! In the image of perfection, too! ))
<Travis> :3
<AlcarGM> ....
<AlcarGM> bionic version :p
<Travis> the six million dollar rabbit
<Travis> :P
<Kage`> the energizer rabbit! REDUX!
<Anelelinde> but does it have an off switch?
<AlcarGM> "Six billion dollar rabbit." "I thbought it was million!" "The rest was therapy bills."

<Kage`> oh man
<Kage`> I can't stop seeing Faline's kids as those really fuzzy caterpillars, but with tiger stripes :D
<Anelelinde> haha

<Anelelinde> we need to, like, split up or something, too many people :P
<Travis> Anne and I will check the basement
<Travis> Kage, you and scooby look in the graveyard.
<Travis> :P
<Anelelinde> we're outdoors
<Anelelinde> the basement is... solid dirt
<Kage`> nuh uh
<Anelelinde> now, I have a little Meld power
<Anelelinde> dunno about Travis
<Kage`> I'm gonna go check out the van with sara :P
<Travis> You go do that.
<Travis> :P
<Anelelinde> and where does Simon - er- Scooby?
<Anelelinde> where does he do? :P

<Cecil`^> "You were... Dead?"
* Faline nods.
<Anelelinde> "Cameron killed her. Badly."
<Travis> "*Werrrrrre* dead."
<Cecil`^> "Who... Brought you back?"
* Travis corrects Cecil.
<Travis> "Brrought."
* Travis continues! Smiling :D
* Kage` looks at Faline! interested!
<AlcarGM> Simon blinks, that question having not occured, and looks at Faline....
<Cecil`^> "Wait... You're telling me no one bothered to ask this?"
<Cecil`^> "How long have you been back?"
<AlcarGM> Simon: "I, uhm .... no?"
<Faline> "Eh? I just... came back."
* Cecil`^ looks worried "What's with the... Gold aura?"
<Faline> "Oh, that. I'm a goddess now."

* Travis moves his arms and bends and twists, sort of like a little dance. A shimmering batch of air begins to fill with a grey mist which kinda implodes into existence with a rush of displaced air roughly the size of a geo metro.
* Travis puts his hand on the side and a portal of sorts kinda just .. opens up in the side. "Inside! We can talk inside."
* Travis gestures with his hands, "Yes?"
* Cecil`^ blinks at the... whatever...
<AlcarGM> So, who goes in alien craft? :)
<Cecil`^> "Wait, wait..." To the four armed thing "i'm not going in THAT..."
<Travis> "You asked, I made it! Yes?"
<Anelelinde> "Why not?"
<Cecil`^> "Because I don't trust aliens."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "We did say up," with a snicker.
* Travis nods at Sara, "Up!"
* Cecil`^ glares at Sara
<AlcarGM> She's trying really hard not to laugh more :)
* Kage` hrms, stepping up to the entrance, and looking back at Cecil
<Cecil`^> "Listen, anything that does a rain dance to summon his car is totally not to be trusted.."

<AlcarGM> Nicole lands, a few moments later. "You're..okay?"
* Anelelinde nods.
<Anelelinde> "He was unmade. By... Travis. And Travis just got here. An... unexpected intercession."
<AlcarGM> Nicole: ".. a what?"
<Anelelinde> "An alien arrived from space this afternoon and managed to save us from a decades-old menace. This is surprising even for me."
<Travis> ((*takes a bite of the golden apple*))
<AlcarGM> That startles a laugh from her. "I'd be worried if it wasn't!"

<Travis> Where and what is he doin'? :P
<AlcarGM> Camerons. Chris :p
<Travis> oh god. :P
<Travis> You're not speaking metaphorically, are you? :P
<AlcarGM> Nope :P
<Travis> What shape is sophie in? x.x
<AlcarGM> quite good! :)
<Travis> I mean gender :P
<AlcarGM> Varying :)

* Travis hops in from outside, dismissing the snow with a wave of his hands.
<Travis> "Chris is ..."
* Travis searches for words.
<Cecil`^> "The adversary? Not likely."
* Travis sighs, "No! Not adversary ... I do not know how to say it. I will show you?"
<AlcarGM> (( ..... ))
<Travis> "I do not know who is winning."
<AlcarGM> (( hahaha ))
<Travis> "I think Sophie is?"

* Faline is vrey quiet and not talking and stuff! oooo!
<Buford> (obviously Faline doesn't want to upset anyone into killing her again. =P)

<Anelelinde> (( and somewhere in another Shadow, Lynn + Charles have butterfly-dragon-babies. ))
<Faline> (( eeek, wait until you arent pregnant anymore first >_< ))
<Kage`> (and thus, faerie dragons are born :P)
<Anelelinde> (( Faline - in another Shadow. :P ))

<Kage`> "And Faline... before you think about escaping like the Fae did....."
<Kage`> "Well, see where it got them?"
<Faline> "That's not what I'm saying at all. I neverr said that."
<Cecil`^> "What DID you plan on doing with it then?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "They didn't escape. ,They stopped evolving. It's not an escape. Well. Not a good one."
<Kage`> 'The fae, they are a type of being, ones that shuld have guarded earth, I think."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Sex, now, is a good one!"
<Kage`> "Instead, they chose to be selfish, and it define's their entire being."
<Cecil`^> "Sara, not helping."
* Travis nods at Sara, slowly, recognizing an old story or two. Before the sex comment, of course.

<Cecil`^> "I could probably ask the reaper what he knows about this adversary, since he is likely very privy on information in the winterland, since it's his only true enemy right now, he may have more info than us... The problem is staying alive while doing it."
<Travis> "You fear dying?"
* Travis asks Cecil!
<Cecil`^> "I won't be much help if I'm dead."
<Travis> "You do not seem like much help now..?"
<Anelelinde> (( hahaha ))
* Faline smirks.
* Travis shrugs a little. He's been practicing!
<Cecil`^> "Tell you what." Turning to Travis "I'll kill you, and you tell me what it's like. How's that sound?"
* Cecil`^ doesn't sound like he's joking

<Kage`> "I have a friend who was really screwed over by a fae, and I need to find a way to break a glamour on him."
<Travis> "You mean about Chris?"
<Cecil`^> "Glamour is just an illusion..."
* Cecil`^ shrugs to kage
<Cecil`^> "A damn good one though."
<Travis> "They are tricky to unmake. It is risky to unmake them.."
<Cecil`^> "have you tried killing the fae who did it?"
<Kage`> "its real enough here on earth."
<Kage`> "I don't want to kill someone over it."
<AlcarGM> The craft! It lands!
<Kage`> ("What kind of -sissy- weapon are you!?")
<Faline> (( "See? SEE? I'm not the only one who resorrts to killing to solve prroblems!!" ))

<Kage`> look around for chris and nathan
<AlcarGM> You hear sounds from Chris's room.
* Kage` opens zee door :P
* Kage` just does it, he has an idea, stupid stupid sophie
<AlcarGM> Well, There are tentacles. There are making sounds. And there is Chris. And there is Sophie. And all are naked.

* Kage` knocks on the doorframe
<AlcarGM> Cjhris answers, a few moents later, looking norm,al. Well. naked, but minus tentacles,and not actually looking at you :)
<Kage`> "I found what I was looking for, we're going dimension hopping tomorrow."
<Kage`> "........"
* Kage` just nods and heads back downstairs :P
<AlcarGM> lol!
* Kage` is sufficiently disturbed :P

<alcar> If Drew dies, I so have to make a pc with a single ability.
<alcar> Ressurection :P
<alcar> it would be fun for a pc.
<alcar> utterly useless
<alcar> add personal items, so clothing etc. returns as well. And just... not actually die. No other ability at all.
<Alicia> Hehe
* Alicia makes a low health version with one huge powered attack that takes a lot of energy. RAN!
* alcar nods. That's what AP'd buy. One attack, one shot use.
<alcar> spend rest of AP on skills.
<alcar> It would be great fun.
<Fennael> waltz out in front of a bus
<alcar> Hrm. Probably add a level 1 teleport, to get out of coffins.
<alcar> make the pc goth :)

<Fennec> hahaha.
<Fennec> <Fennael> do you really hate my characters?
<Fennec> <Jaoni> dear lord fennec!
<Fennec> <Jaoni> friggin calcify some kinda barrier between these games and your core!
<alcar> LOL!
* Fennec was JUST asking

<Rachaellyn> tell me about Jaoni
<Chaos`GM^> She's an evil tenticle demon!
<Rachaellyn> with a guardian angel who is going to teach her magic?
<Jerome> angel is on the farm team.
<Jerome> anything to get their average up
<Chaos`GM^> YES!

<Chaos`GM^> "I fear for her... She may just be feeling these emotions because she was programmed to, but to her they are very real."
<Jaoni> "I mean... is there an ache in your heart? I'm not even sure if you have one, when you see what has happened to her?"
<Chaos`GM^> "I can't help her. She was never born, she was programmed this way. I can't fix that. I can't turn her human, and I can't interfere any more than as a voice."
<Jaoni> "Your avoiding the question."
<Jaoni> "I don't care if you can't interfere."
<Chaos`GM^> He sighs and nods "I shouldn't, since she's not human, but I do."
* Jaoni nods, then looking away
<Jaoni> "Angels were creations, too, and they got the shaft, since they were just tools, in the end."
<Jaoni> "If you can feel for a tool, maybe I can listen to you... But I make no promises."
* Jaoni takes a few steps back, "I think we're done, on that front, at least."\
<Chaos`GM^> He smiels at you "you're more human than you know.."
* Jaoni turns to open the door
<Chaos`GM^> The door opens, and it's still silent outside
<Jaoni> "Probably less than you would wish, though."
* Jaoni exits

* Jerome staggers into the After The Game Bar, muttering about 500 dollar fines
<Jerome> "And.. you know. I didn't even do it. GM made it. I never went there until after i went there and.. Faline never did that for eating people...." *gets another beer*
<Jerome> etc.
<Jerome> y' know, such a bar would be fun to rp :P
<Chaos`GM^> lol

<Jaoni> "For now, classes."
* Jerome nods.
<Jaoni> "We'll plan more afterwards."
* Jerome heads to classes....
* Jerome keeps an eye out for The Jerk of course.
* Jaoni walks over to help aiko up, "Even if it is a pain, and not seeming very important right now."
* Natsuki heads back to class.
<Sparkie> Everything is important. That's why I roll dice for it.
<Natsuki> (( then we should roll more checks in these games! :P ))
* Sparkie concurs.

<Jaoni> "Before the fire drill, I came in to school, and it was totally empty."
<Jerome> ".... even of cultists?"
<Jaoni> "Then I think I found god, or a god, at least."
<Jaoni> "And then we talked, and then I left."
<Jerome> (( "This is a conversion attempt? I was already born again." ))

<Chaos`GM^> The fish is good, the fries are old and have likely been sitting all day, and taste of blood sweat and tears... Someone was probably having sex on them.
<Jaoni> (gee, thanks :P)
<Natsuki> (( mmm, sexfries. heheh ))
<Jaoni> (Just like mom used to make!)
<Chaos`GM^> A woman, old enough to just be out of high school, walks over in a tight fitting uniform. Her body is built to enjoy and she shows it proudly, she has a nametag on, 'Sara' it tells you... loudly
<Natsuki> (( HAHAHA ))
<Natsuki> (( sorry, its just that... I was already thinking that, and then you actually did it... ))

<Chaos`GM^> Natsuki can attack now, if she so chooses
<Natsuki> (( im gonna actually attack this time ))
<Natsuki> (( ah, ok, good. ))
<Jerome> (( err, doing so? ))
<Chaos`GM^> we're waiting...
* Natsuki runs at the beastie, committing totally to the attack (TA, -1) but strangely she runs past him, jumping at a wall, then back off it (trick shot +2), and trying to pounce on him, now from behind (grab, -2)! :P
<Natsuki> 2d6-3 im fancy!
<Sparkie> Natsuki 2d6-3: 2(5) im fancy!
<Jerome> (( ... we're fighting for our lives and you're doing trick shots? Awesome :) ))

<Chaos`GM^> He flings a hand at Jerome
<Chaos`GM^> 2d6-3
<Sparkie> Chaos`GM^ 2d6-3: -1(2)
<Chaos`GM^> ...
<Jerome> ....
<Jerome> crap
<Chaos`GM^> d6
<Sparkie> Chaos`GM^ d6: 6
<Jerome> ....!
<Jaoni> :[ ]
<Natsuki> (( yeah, so, PC death is cool... I GUESS. ))
<Chaos`GM^> ...
* Jerome is a smear on ze wall now
<Natsuki> (( best GM ever *sarcasm* :P ))
<Chaos`GM^> He hits jerome, and jerome hits the wall, and becomes a smear on the wall now
<Chaos`GM^> (( I didn't force you to stick around while he was turning into super demon! ))

<Chaos`GM^> A man in a business suit comes by walking casually, but stops when he sees the scene "Oh my... What is this!?"
* Jerome is now known as Smear_On_The_Wall
<Smear_On_The_Wall> "Mr. James! I'm here for the appointment!"

<Chaos`^> How many GMs keep thier pc's up past their bedtime THIS LONG?
* Sparkie helped!
<Chaos`^> Not many!
<Tass> tomorrow
<Tass> is going
<Caltak> I don't see anything wrong with stopping a fight partway if needed
<Tass> to suck
<alcar> yes :p
<Caltak> OH GOD, SLEEPING
<Caltak> THE FUCKING SUN!!
<Caltak> ARGHHH!
<Chaos`^> Hey
<Chaos`^> Nobody said they needed to leave
* Caltak is now known as Caltak{notsleep}
<Chaos`^> and you all know i don't go to bed until forever

<Celosia> anyway, if Celosia disconnects, Rachael will still have the back-log-stuff, so unless you're /msg-ing, you won't need to repeat stuff...
<Aaron_V> is rachael going MPD?
<Forest`^> we will anyway though!
<Celosia> going? :P

<Forest`^> man
<Forest`^> forest missed the lesbian scene
<Rachael> no
<Rachael> no Men about it :P

<Tass> * Chaos`^ has put all of his charm into Forest
<Tass> am I the only one that finds this humorous? :P
<Celosia> I already remarked upon that
<Celosia> no

<Steve`Z> (( Let's just make Soylent Green. *eyes other students* ))

<Rachael> secret family recipe?
<Rachael> so the blue-girl is like family
* Drew` nods ;P
<Aaron_V> well, she is part of him
<Drew`> And, what better use for DS, really? :)
<Forest`^> Yeah, DS was totally made to make cabbage rolls look good
<kentari> hey man
<kentari> this is besm's version of the fight with OR
<kentari> :P

<kentari> Anton reveals a frikkin' huge bowl full of little two inch tall catgirls, all screaming for mercy.
<kentari> j/k :P
<kentari> Its a potato salad!
<Steve`Z> (( ROFL! ))

<kentari> <Girl> "I thought you said you were with her in the hospital! So .. you're here .. but she isn't! Not at all. No sir!"
<kentari> She scribbles down on the paper, "What's a phone number to contact you at?"
<Forest`^> "No, I never went to the hospital... We could both go now, though!"
<kentari> <Girl> "That would be skipping!"
<Forest`^> "Sara had to give her some CPR and I had to get some paramedics... Sara's not very good at CPR though..."
<Rachael> (( too much tongue ))

<kentari> Anton takes a slice..
<kentari> And a blue woman, covered in cake, leaps out at him. "Boo!"
<Aaron_V> ((As in a blue crystal woman?))
* Anton ftfo :P
<kentari> ((correct :P))
<kentari> ((ftfo? :P))
* Anton leaps back, 'GAh!
<Drew`> "in the cake?!"
* Aaron_V looks over. "Buh...."
<kentari> <Woman> "Oh! Drat .. you're not Drew!" She frowns at Anton.
<kentari> Steve .. gets a few slices ;p
<Aaron_V> "He's in here."
* Rachael looks at the blue girl.
* Steve`Z hands her a peice of baked Alaska also.
<Anton> (Best. Normal. Class. Ever. :P)

<Forest`^> "Tell the person in the closet I said Hi."
<kentari> <Girl> "There'snooneinthecloset!!"
* Forest`^ laughs
<kentari> She practically leaps for the door, throwing herself against it to interpose.
<kentari> Its a double-door, open outward type thing
<kentari> She's got one, I'm assuming you're still hanging around the other
<Forest`^> heh, i am now
<Forest`^> "Oh? Then what's so... important in there?"
<kentari> <Girl> "Uhm ... .... underwear? You're a guy, so you can't look! That's exactly what's in there! Underwear!"
<Forest`^> "Your underwear... moves?"
<kentari> <Girl> "Girl's underwear is complicated."
* Forest`^ blinks... and blinks again
<Rachael> (( she's just attracting him more :P ))
<Forest`^> "I've seen my fair share of girl's underwear. And I'm certain it doesn't move on its own."
<kentari> <Girl> "You're a pervert, aren't you?!"
<kentari> <Girl> "Or ..... are you a crossdresser??" Her jaw somewhere on the floor.

<Forest`^> "I'm neither a pervert nor a crossdresser. Women are just attracted to me. I can't help that they like to throw underwear at me."
<kentari> <Girl> "*I* don't want to throw my underwear at you ... ... ..."
<kentari> <Girl> "Honest!"
* Forest`^ raises his eyebrows
<Forest`^> "You're not..." Looking around and getting closer... Whispering "you're not into women are you?"
* Forest`^ gives her a knowing look

<Celosia> "Can he save the rainforests?"
<Steve`Z> "Can anyone? Captain Planet aside."
<kentari> <Power> "Uhm .. yes! If he puts his mind to it, he can do anything!"
<Drew`> ".... I what?"
<Drew`> "That's just silly. No one can do just anything."
<Aaron_V> ((Actually, if the dice love you....))
<Drew`> (( this IS sparkie :p ))
<Drew`> (( last night my one PC became a smear on a wall. It's tough love I think :P ))

<Drew`> what WOUD "saving the rainforest" even mean, really? :p
<Drew`> all the trees gain regenerate? :)
<Forest`^> Well
<Forest`^> If forest ever falls, it's raining forest
<Forest`^> so if you save the rainforest, you catch him

<Rachaellyn> kentari <Petunia> "Oh. I don't like to think about that part."
<Rachaellyn> kentari <Petunia> "Oh. I don't like to think <-- end it here? :)
<kentari> ;p ;p ;p

<Rachaellyn> RACHAEL AND COFFEE
<Rachaellyn> why aren't people panicking?
<Drew`> Vora and coffee
<Drew`> you ain't got nothin' to panic us with :)
<Anton> DEAR LORD WHY!?!?
<Drew`> hehehehe
* Anton sobs
<Anton> Carl was THERE!
<Anton> at GROUND ZERO!

<Aaron_V> [01:59:40] <Aaron_V> "You broke Petunia, you get to cover the tab, Anton."
<Aaron_V> THat's going to be a new rule, isn't it?

<Rachael> >> Faust takes good care of students when he is not wiping their minds
<alcar> (( Wiping them is probably better than what the educational system wants to stuff into them :p ))

<Rachael> you hear that, Faline? Lynn has your kids. You should try to get to know each other. :P
<Drew`> Faline rips open Lynn to get them back...
<Rachael> hmmph
<Rachael> if it was THAT EASY
<Drew`> "A Butterfly Ate My Babies."
<Rachael> the why didn't Kage do it that way? :P
<kentari> Kage.. didn't know which hole was which.
<kentari> :P
<Steve`Z> Faline's kids get to have two mommies! :P
<Drew`> lol!
<Drew`> one has to be named heather then :)
<Drew`> For the heather has two mommies book :)
<Rachael> Fenrir and Heather? Heather and Amy? :P

<Drew`> "Kissing is .... fun."
<Drew`> ".. that sounded stupid."
* Steve`Z chuckles.
<Drew`> "It
<Drew`> "It's just so .. new."
<Drew`> (( "But I guess it's not for YOU, you slut!" ))
<kentari> (( <D lol.. ))
<Steve`Z> (( actually it is, but hes just a good improviser ))
<Drew`> (( :p ))

<AlcarGM> It's Saturday morning at Chez Kage (nee Cameron). You are currently host to a goddess, 2 vampires (one in process of moving), an oracle, a were-retreiver, a pack leader for said were's pack, an alien, and a finder, assuming Tin is in the recycling again.

<Kage`> "The only real opposition to the pack leadership is gone, and I think the land is finally starting to recover."
<AlcarGM> (( Lynn hears the land singing: *I'm singing in the rain....* ))
<Kage`> "If anyone's going to survive trail, we'll need the packs help, hands down."
* Anelelinde nod, nod, nod, nods.
<Kage`> "Plus it felt good to stomp out a useless twit."

<Kage`> "I have a small to do list, how about you?"
<Anelelinde> "Four kilobytes."
<Anelelinde> ((j/k))

* Kage` hrms, "What are you looking for, then? Now that the day that was yesterday is over."

* Kage` blinks, looking off to the left, "What was rachael doing?"
<AlcarGM> Nathan: "They don't.... see right. Seem right. It's all blurred, and fractured..... wrong. She was... making a cage, or opening one, or .... a puzzle? I don't know."
<Kage`> 'Building one, or making one?"
<Kage`> "I don't know if you can clarify at all, but try?"
* Kage` :/ 's
<AlcarGM> Nathan: "Both? Neither? I can't..... couldn't tell." He closes his eyes, frowning. "Shadows. Starlight," his voice droping to a weak whisper. "storm. Using what made - remade - a goddess? a Way. making a way, a place, a space. Paying favours ... hiding. Hiding. A hiding place? A last.. throw of dice? Hiding from ..... a place to hide from the seasons?"
<AlcarGM> Nathan: "Old," faintly. "Old magic. So - so old it's not magic, anymore. Like the.. a binding. Preparing. Doing magic. Bleeding. Bleeding power for it. She was.. was.... bleeding power into it, singing .... "
* Kage` hrms, and hopes rachael isn't working on some spell to sacrafice all of humanity to save the whales

<kentari> <Dad> "Steven! A good name. What do you think about the owning of firearms, Steven?"
<kentari> He leans back in his chair. Sam is .. silent. :P
* Drew` just shakes his head, resigned, and makes a mental note to invite Forest over sometime...
* Steve`Z tactfully replies "...I think it's the right of anyone who chooses to take advantage of it."
<kentari> The two of you, on your side of the table, see the kitchen from here. The window reveals a dark, rainy landscape.
<kentari> <Dad> "Ho ho ho! Spoken like a very careful man. You aren't an aspiring politician, are you?"
<Steve`Z> "No sir."
<kentari> And his belly does indeed move when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly.
<Steve`Z> (( NRA Santa... ¬_¬ ))

* Drew` whispers "Good storm," to Power, returns the thumbs up, and goes back to the table.
<Steve`Z> (( Im just waiting for it to become a tornado and rip the house off its foundation and carry us all off. ))
<Drew`> (( Please don't tempt Sparkie :p ))
<Steve`Z> (( I just need 1 more ap... :P ))
<Drew`> (( eh? :) ))
<Steve`Z> (( so I can die ))
<kentari> (( :P ))
<Steve`Z> (( See I figure I'll be needing Reinc for when your dad blasts my cerebrum full of buckshot. :P ))
<Drew`> (( LOL. Yes :) ))

<kentari> The rain falling against the window is a noticeable blue tint. Like water ran through corroded copper pipes.
<kentari> Or water that's been injected with Cal-Mag fertilizer. ;p
* kentari hates the water system at work, some days. Can you tell? :P
* Drew` finishes drying the dishes, puts them away, then blinks. "The rain is... blue."
<Drew`> "We really need to do other colours."
<Rachael> (( we have RGB. We can make anything. :P ))
<Drew`> (( hehe ))

<kentari> You make it to Drew's room just fine.
<kentari> There's a large circular bed with leapord print sheets. It rotates slowly, on some kind of motor platform. Some Barry Manilow is playing.
<kentari> j/k
<kentari> :P
<Drew`> lol
<Steve`Z> (( rofl ))

* Drew` tries to figure something to say to fill the silence with, and comes up blank.
* Drew` tries again: "What's being a dragon like?"
* Steve`Z pauses momentarily to consider that. "I dunno, it's still pretty new for me. It's... different, but not in a bad way. Being able to fly feels pretty cool, though. I've been meaning to really try it out some time soon."
* Drew` nods. "It's so ... cool. Doing stuff, I mean."
<Steve`Z> (( "I've been having strange cravings, though..." :P ))
<Drew`> "Scary, but that sort of makes it worth it?"
<Drew`> (( "We're having sex NOW then!" ))
<kentari> (( :P ))

* Steve`Z takes his stuff out of his pockets and puts it in his bag, then reaches into his coat and pulls out a sheathed katana... followed by a bokken... followed by a weird tech-falchion (ask ken) and props them by his stuff, and takes his jacket off also.
* Drew` stares. "Where do you KEEP all that?"
<Steve`Z> (( "Up my... er, nevermind." ))
* Steve`Z blinks. Looks at the swords as though just realizing he has them. "I'm not sure."
<Drew`> "... oh."
<Drew`> (( "You have a bag of holding, don't you?" ))

<Tass> and get aberrant d10, not the d20
<Tass> the d20 stuff is not that great
<alcar> there's a d20 version?
<alcar> how ... sad
<Tass> they put a square peg ina round hole, really :/
<alcar> Tass -yeah, that d20 craze was silly. They even made D&D d20. Ruined the whole thing for me.

<Caltak> If I run a lolad game it will have explicit descriptions of sexual acts. So there.
* Sparkie perks up
* Sparkie wonders if dicebots are allowed to play in games?
<Caltak> And every PC will get raped on a regular basis.
<Caltak> Just warning you.
<Caltak> :P
<alcar> that's evil.
<alcar> Wait. I thought you meant rapped
<alcar> Raped isn't so bad.
<Fennec> Caltak: I'll play Chris! post-Rachael, pre-tentacles.
<alcar> lol
<alcar> But, man, rap music!
<alcar> that would destroy even Chris.

* Leah ponders names and such
<kentari> omg omg omg
<kentari> Lee and Leigh
<kentari> :3
<kentari> let's bring them back!
<Leah> if I used the name Sara, could you handle it? :P

<kentari> Fen.
<kentari> Let's take each other as SOs :D
<kentari> You aren't involved in the eyes of BESM unless your betrothed is a Flaw :>
<kentari> kinda says something for how the developpers think of love :x

<Denna> tass- do you hate Denna too? :/
<Tass> depends
<Tass> we'll see when we meet :P
<alcar> hehehe
<alcar> "Your eyes lock across the crowded room, and <tass pc> realizes that there is love at first sight, but that it has a companion hitherto unnoticed: hate at first sight. He stares at Denna ..."

* alcar is doing it with one npc - weapon attack style stuff :)
<alcar> make some absurd weapon, and have him be the "fuck THIS world!" type.
<Tass> oh man
<Tass> with low stats
<Tass> give him extra energy once, and like 6 different weapon attacks :P
* alcar nods.
<alcar> going to make it the only real "super" kind of bit; mostly the limit of what the PCs COULD do.
<alcar> all other threats are the regular human things. Police. Druggies. General urban decay. Tabacco companies etc :p
<alcar> people wanting to use the pcs and such'd be fun, too.
<alcar> corporations.
<alcar> mafia.
<alcar> police.
<alcar> HS alumni association

* Travis hmmmmms a moment, then with a flick of a wrist a small hole opens in the side of the ellipse. "We all go?" As he hops in.
<Luna_> "You'll need everyone you can take... I should come too."
<AlcarGm> Simon: "It's.. not your fight, though. You could get hurt."
<Luna_> "But, she's been killing people!"
<Luna_> "I can't let vampires run around killing whoever they feel like!"
<AlcarGm> Simon: "Sophie's a he. Uhm. Most of the time."
<Luna_> ("That's Faline's job.")
<AlcarGm> (( "Oh, no. Faline doesn't discriminate like that. She kills *everyone*." ))

* Luna_ lets her aura go, shaping it into too-big-seeming claws, slashing at one of the vampires
<Luna_> 1d6+8 I hope it's the same roll to hit ^^;;
<sparkie> Luna_ 1d6+8: 11(3) I hope it's the same roll to hit ^^;;
<Luna_> (Mmm... and autofire, too ^^;;)
<Travis> ((Its 2d6-skill ranks))
<Travis> ((Your target is your ACV))
<Luna_> (Oh okay)
<Luna_> 2d6 No skill ranks. Oops?
<sparkie> Luna_ 2d6: 7 No skill ranks. Oops?
<Luna_> (Hit though ^^;)
<Travis> ((Autofire gives a bonus hit for each point your roll goes under your ACV to a max of.. 5 or so))
<Travis> ((God, WHY do I remember this? :P))

<Travis> "We unmade Old Rabbit.. we hurt Sophie .. is all we do just to .. hurt the hurters?"
<Luna_> "... we STOP the hurters from hurting any more people..."
* Travis stands there, beside himself, though not literally. A grey twinkle in his eyes, perhaps the equivalent of tears for his people, is visible yet fading.
<AlcarGm> Simon: "The -the other vampires aren't hurt."
<Travis> ".. By hurting? We become hurters to stop hurters?"
* Travis slumps down to a seated position.
<Luna_> "... now I feel bad about it.."
* Faline shrugs. "Human law executes murderrerrs."
* Travis looks at Faline for a long moment, before saying.
<Travis> "You are not human nor are you law.. yes?"
<AlcarGm> Simon: "We've murdered too, damn it! Sometimes.. sometimes by accident.. or... I didn't want to kill him! I just... we needed to know what he was...." he turns, going upstairs.
<Faline> "I can be law."
<Luna_> ( <Faline> Actually, I am, since I'm a goddess. )

<AlcarGm> Sophie flows into existence, again, forming from atoms and back into the body minus heart Faline had either. It falls to the ground with strings cut, gasping ofr breath. Even with the heart removed, he's not quite dead...
<Anelelinde> (( sophie can have a change of Heart! :P ))
* Luna_ looks almost solemn
<AlcarGm> What's Faline doing now?
<AlcarGm> Sophien is curled up, making a low whining noise
* Faline lifts him up by the neck. "Don't come back this time, orr I prromise to make you rregrret it." She closes her eyes.
<Faline> 2d6 banish him to eternal torment!! :D
<sparkie> Faline 2d6: 9 banish him to eternal torment!! :D
<AlcarGm> (( ROFL! ))
<Travis> (( There are some things I never want to attempt in besm, because of the 1 in 36 chance that it somehow goes wrong. This is one of those things. :P ))
<AlcarGm> The air flares bright, rippling . .a note sings out, like a song you've never heard before, and for a moent the walls of the room dissolve, as if you were standing on an empty plain filled with stars..... and then the note ends, the rom, returns, and Sophie is no longer there at all.

<Yuki-Takuri> well violence begets violence
<Yuki-Takuri> in hell at least
<Travis> :P
<Yuki-Takuri> i mean you have to kill twelve people just to get a latte in the coffee shop in hell
<Anelelinde> JUST 12?
<AlcarGm> it's not starbucks :(
<AlcarGm> They banished it for being too evil
<Yuki-Takuri> and its not like I ordered a grande

* Travis repeats his question to Simon, in a stupor, "Why...?"
<AlcarGm> Simon: "I .... sometimes..... I DON'T KNOW! Okay? I don't know!"
<Travis> "I can not fix it ... can I?"
* Luna_ sighs, slumping. "No... I don't think you can..."
<AlcarGm> Simon punches a hole in the floor in frustration, then begins mending it with his aura. "People don't get fixed. Not by - by other people. Just by themself."
<Faline> (( I wonder, would it have been less traumatizing if I had just stood there and kept brutally murdering sophie clones until Travis got bored? ))
<AlcarGm> (( LOL! ))
<Travis> "Can Faline fix Faline?"
<Luna_> "... in time... I think so..."
<Luna_> "But... it won't be easy. It never is."
<Faline> (( Faline doesn't believe Faline is broken. :P ))
<Travis> (( :P The motion passes with opposition. ))

<Faline> going Away.. no destination. which could easily mean, oh.... the middle of a cult gathering, perhaps??? :D
<AlcarGm> You vanish, and appear. The air smells of catnip ....
* Faline stands there -- wherver there is -- for a moment, just reflecting on what happened... bu after many long moments, she finally looks around.
<AlcarGm> Two girls, 12 and 13, are wearing fake cat whiskers, ears, and tails, and sitting before a picture of you from the paper, having burned catnip, and incense, and chanted your name. .somehow calling you, though pure luck, to a bedroom decorated in hello kitty and pink.
* Faline blinks. Looks around again. Blinks again.

<AlcarGm> Girl1: "OMG! Faline?!!" She squeals excitedly.
<Faline> (( hehe... not exactly what I imagined, but... :P ))
<AlcarGm> Girl #2 crosses herself "Yea, though I walk through the valley of Death, I will fear no death .." ETC :0
<Faline> "Um. Yes. Hi."
<AlcarGm> Girl #1: "You're REALLY Faline? OMG! OMG! Can I get your autograph?"
<AlcarGm> Girl #2: "E nomine patri et filii espiritus sancti!"
<Faline> "Eh.. surre, I guess..."
<AlcarGm> Girl #1: "Oh, shup up Mel! This is so cool! We, like, have .... this...." she hands you paper, stares. "You're.... real?"
<Faline> (( they try so hard, they deserve something. :P ))
<AlcarGm> Something comes out of her into you. Energy, and strength...
<AlcarGm> belief.
* Faline creates a pen without thinking about it, and signs her name. She dots the i with a tiny heart, and as an afterthought, she adds a tiny little paw print at the end.

<Anelelinde> "Can I get your autograph?" "Sure!" <slices out heart> "The Faline signature touch!"

<AlcarGm> The witch blinks. "Faline? I thought you'd be taller."
<AlcarGm> j/k
<AlcarGm> The witch looks at you, looks again.... then bows.
<Faline> (( "What? I'm tall." ))
<Faline> (( "Oh, you mean the Godzilla thing. Yeah, I was all rready to do that, too, but the GM changed his mind even though it was clearrly meant to be." ))
<AlcarGm> (( hehehe ))

* Anelelinde finds someone, and blip-blip-blips 'em home to their bedsies!
* Anelelinde returns after the blippification. "There. One. But I am a butterfly. Not a bus."
<AlcarGm> Little Danielle is blip-blip-blip'd and appears in her parents bedroom. Though she spends her life denying what she ses in their, on her 1q8th birthday she geos to Disneyland and enpties a 12 gagues into Goofy because of "what he did to my mom!"
* Travis appears to have been staring at the spot where Lynn was very carefully.
<Anelelinde> ... that's someone else's issue :P
<Faline> (( Psychiatry is a very lucrative career in the world of LoLaD ))
<AlcarGm> (( yes :) ))

<AlcarGm> Okay. You appear to a boy who loves cats and wants t draw a cartoon about a killer cat with a chainsaw who hunts down PETA members, some were scattered over the globe, a university womyn's group....
* Faline tries to gently correct that boy's plan to be a bit more... friendly like, helps out the random weres as well as possible... not so sure what the womyn's group needs, though. o_o
<AlcarGm> you're a Symbolm of Womyn's Liberation from ther Patriaral chains that have tied down the feminine since the goddess weas banished from the trinity and relegated to the role of whore for God.
* AlcarGm thought that would be obvious! :p
* Faline realizes that there was the time when she did rise up against the patriarcal authority figures... not that it was the intent at the time, but it did happen.
* Faline spends the visit learning about their interesting take on everything, since she never really got to find out about this sort of stuff before!
<AlcarGm> Theyn attempt to convince you to dump Rei because all men are pigs :p

* Faline gently rebukes those arguments and tries to gloss over all the time he's been gone... though he did become increasingly distant ever since he got her pregnant... hmm. damn. maybe they have a point.
<Faline> (( "How could you abandon me like that??" "...I was trapped in Hell." "That's no excuse!" ))
<AlcarGm> (( nods :p "Think of the children!" "Are they all right?" "They're incubating inside a butterfly." ))
<AlcarGm> (( lol., Confusion is good :) Yuki should be back next session P She can catch upm with Faline :) ))
<Faline> (( "Yeah, so I'm a goddess now. How about you? Still batshit insane?" ))

* Travis walks to the toaster, and stops if/when the pack link tie thingie goes taught
<Travis> "Toaster. They say you are too loud."
<AlcarGm> Toaster: "DO you want some toast?!"
* Travis frowns. "Ask visually, not verbally. Yes?"
* Travis holds out his hand, the grey surrounding it as he TAPS INTO THINGS
<AlcarGm> Toaster: "What?!"
* Anelelinde is trying to adsorb your little cube over here, Travis :P or something
<Travis> "Without being *loud.* The others say you are Loud."
<AlcarGm> Toaster: "But .. I like giving toast! I *live*n for toast? You would unmake me?!"
<Travis> ((Lol! I dunno what it does ;p))
<Travis> "No!"
<AlcarGm> Toaster: "You're njust like Faline!"
<AlcarGm> j/k
* Travis cries :P
<Faline> (( roflmao ))

<Chaos`^> http://www.sing365.com/music/Lyric.nsf/Miss-Murder-lyrics-A-F-I-AFI/07FA0C4CDAD58FD14825715100068E8E
<Chaos`^> that is deffinately one of the characters theme songs
<Chaos`^> can you guess who? =p
<alcar> .... Lynn!
<alcar> :p
<Chaos`^> .. are you serious?
<alcar> lol!
<Chaos`^> did you even read it? =p
<alcar> yes :)
<Chaos`^> and you still thing lynn?
<alcar> hence the joke :P
<Chaos`^> So it was a joke? oh thank god
<Chaos`^> you were freaking me out

<Chaos`^> Cecil has to finish up..
<Chaos`^> Let's see
<Chaos`^> George, dragons, aliens, zorro, jane, blossom, salem, tommy, angels...
<Caltak> Plus I simply cant allow Faline to be an NPC because alcar can't play her correctly.
<Chaos`^&